mdiver said:

Oh good grief.



Hey IB did ya ever do the magnifine glass with the ant thing?

sheep smell bad when they grow up, it's true. i mean, think about it. they have all that wool and hair around their nether regions. do you think they use soft wipes? but they have really gentle dispositions as long as you don't mind poopy butt.

Anx said:

I never thought of it.

And I mean, as much of a joke as this thread turned into.
(Which I like, I'm not bitching)
But I REALLY REALLY meant it.
I really want to be a shepard.

I'm sad about it, but I can't be around smelly things.

It's like another one of my job ideas have dissintegrated.

First the construction worker thing.
Then my pie business flopped.
Now the shepard thing.

I don't think I'll ever find a career.

SureThing said:

But you said you like Dan????

SureThing said:

no, can't say that i have. but i cut earthworms as a kid, to see if the two halves would live. i'll go straight to hell for that.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Dialling PETA now....."yeah she's tall, German and drinks alot"

SureThing said:

why can't you have a pie business? you should start a cupcake business. it takes less space and people flip out for weird icing flavors.

Anx said:

REALLY?????

Because not enough people were ordering them. I mean I can make 6 at a time or whatever, yanno?

But when ya get an order for one here and one there, it doesn't really add up, after all the time spent.

CUP CAKES are an awesome idea!

I mean, I'm still baking for people.

Like its mostly seasonal. Now with Easter coming, hopefully I'll get a bunch of orders.

mdiver said:

they'd know exactly who it is, too. years of karma correction down the drain.

Wow.

A thread about sheeps.

On fire.

SureThing said:

Oh my.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Can you hear the sirens yet?

novabrkr said:

I know. That was my first reaction. I bet they had to change theyre sweeper bags. like. ALL THE TIME!

SureThing said:

Oh god babe seriously everyone in the office just looked at me when i ed

mdiver said:

no, they just sneak up on you with a can of spray paint.

SureThing said:

Oh my squared.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Branded!

jerseykrs said:

@ this whole thread!!


and dani, i think you'd be a sheperdess.

isn't it shepherd? what about a sherpa? you could be a sherpa, dani. buy some donkeys and lead people through the mountains.

Anx said:

Anx said:

Isn't that the guy 9sey likes?

Sherpa shetty?

Anx said:

Yeah but which ass would be leading?

LordEvil said:

Yup.

Obsessed.

One would even call it stalking.

SureThing said:

You mean Sherpa Khan?

Anx said:

SureThing said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

i would let chaka be my sherpa any day!

LordEvil said:

Yeah, I see the des pues in you now.