I think I am far more scared of my family finding my porn stash after I die than the death itself.

JustErin said:

Half way around the 'Nemesis' rollercoaster at Alton Towers.

novabrkr said:

after i die i hope they find every incriminating thing i've ever owned or touched or even thought about. what the hell, i'm dead. screw 'em.

novabrkr said:

trade keys with a friend and arrange to swoop each other's house
of incriminating stuff should something bad ever happen.

lord knows you could just be in recovery somewhere for 6 weeks n
your folks could decide to do you a favor and spring clean your
entire home

novabrkr said:

Just make sure that you state in your will
that your last wish for your family is that
when they find your stash,
they keep an open mind.

novabrkr said:

just will the porn to me say I loaned it to you

novabrkr said:

Great, now you've made me paranoid and think about something I've never thought a bout before.

CarrieMpls said:

Just learn from the master.

CarrieMpls said:

what's it matter if you're dead anyway? do you think they'll tell everyone during a eulogy? or put it on your tombstone?

HERE LIES A BIG PORN FREAK LOL

wouldn't it be gross if someone put LOL on a tombstone?

Anx said:

Only if they added this animated smiley on it: " "

Anx said:

I think seeing : falloff : would be grosser.

I don't even have that much. And it's mostly books and arty stuff.

But still, the idea of my mom going through it is at least a little unsettling.

My mother still thinks men watching two women having sex is abnormal.

I mean, just try to explain a file called "lesbian anal fisting,mpg" to a middle-aged person. Maybe I should rename my porn folder, "c:\movies\pr0n(all the people featured in these clips are just showing unquestioned love for each other and do it with utmost respect, so don't think I'm a perv, sorry)\"

novabrkr said:

my mom and i pretty much have an unspoken pact not to be shocked by each other's behavior, and if my dad were ever offended by anything i've done, i'd consider it a badge of honor.

and my best friends would just expect it.

it use to me death by sex but that's no longer on the table so murders okay, heart attach is good too.

if you rearrange the letters of "how" you can spell "who"

jerseykrs said:

ahh you saw that

This thread is actually SO disturbing to me.

But ANYWAYS.

It's weird. Me and my husband were in bed last nite and he was telling me all of the things he loves about me. I love whenm people do that.

But anyway, I was saying how it works out that I am nurturing and hes not, and hes responsible, and I'm not.

And he goes, well, your gonna have to be responsible at some point.

And I was like. WHY?

And he was like, I just really think I'm gonna die young. I really really think that.

And I wonder if its true. Cuz ya always see on like unsolved mysteries and stuff how the remaining family always says
'So and so thought they were gonna die young'.

SureThing said:

I recently found out my dad thought that his whole life. He didn't think he'd live to see my older brother's high school graduation. He's almost 60 mow. So it doesn't mean much.

SureThing said:

Anx said:

No! I would love to have "LOL" on my tombstone. Just "LOL".

He Came, He Saw, He Logged Out"

"I told you I was sick!"

I want to dies in my sweetie's arms, with my head against his chest.

In a loud, grotesque military manner.....

I've always envisioned my demise being violent.....

Bathing underneath the purple rain

I know how I'm going to die, don't ask me how, I just do.

It's either going to be a heart attack, cancer or suicide.

jerseykrs said:

Way to narrow it down. Thats how everybody dies.

SureThing said: