Drowning, Car Accident, Murder, Heart attack , cancer, what would be the way you would like to check out?

Falling from someplace very high into the ocean.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Hmm thats a cool one, I was thinking being eaten by ananimal rather than rotting in the ground

performing sati by jumping into a bonfire

Live on Televison. That way, you'll always be remembered

Hello? In the throws of Orgasm. I figure everything is going to be so out of whack at the moment, i have really intense orgasms, that any other pain would pale in comparison.

lazycrockett said:

That seems to be a very typical wish by males. The same thing would be found in Marquis De Sade's writings and at the end of Hellraiser in a bit more extreme form. In practise, I find it quite defining on the male position over females - females are not merely "sex objects", but rather "objects for sex". That very common wish for the perfect death always leaves out the other person completely from the picture. Or would you like to be more specific about the person to submit your deathly orgasms for you? How would she react to it afterwards? It doesn't matter, cause the woman is non-existent.

Hey, I don't blame you. If I gotta go, that's the way I wanna go too.

Or drowning.

I don't know I just want it to be quick and painless... I don't want friends and family to have to go through seeing me get worse and worse.

Fast and quick, If I get diagnosed with cancer they will be scraping me up off the concrete somewhere in central london - go out with a bang (not literally, although )

novabrkr said:

Actually, thaty's the very first thing I thought of when he said that.

with my finger on the a-bomb switch

while reading one of lord evil's lovely threads, of course!

Anx said:

Do you prefer them with or without bumpkins?

LordEvil said:

i'm a reformed bumpkin so i'm fairly immune. maybe if there were a smothering amount of tenderoni. i don't know.

Anx said:

and a sprinkling of halfwit

I don't.

in a cloud of my own gas

LordEvil said:

i prefer to be the one bringing that to the table!

JustErin said:

you have no preference for death

Anx said:

such humility. we both know you're not a halfwit

LordEvil said:

No, I am saying that I don't wanna die.

LordEvil said:

i know. i'm 50% lacking.

JustErin said:

Well who does but if you had to choose what would be the easiest way for you to check out

Anx said:

Damn dude you are so self reflective, self critical.

i'm not scared of death the way i am scared of illness. i think the experience of death is going to be like a really insane acid trip that kinda trails off into a lack of consciousness. i can handle that. a slow, degenerative death that lasts months...THAT scares me.

LordEvil said:

Ok, I wanna die of old age in my sleep, with no pain. Fuck this going out in a blaze of glory shit.

Sexual exhaustion.

Anx said:

I hear ya, for me the lose of my mind, or some sort of dimensia would suck beofre death.

you know I'm asking for it with that statement but I was being serious

littlemissG said:

Me too.

And I hope that the woman I'm with knows how to work a defibrillator.
That way,
we can make the party last.