Historically speaking, I've been a rather spiteful person. When someone causes me some form of harm or distress, my mind has always gone to the best way to pay them back or make their lives a little more uncomfortable.

It has gotten much better with age. In fact, I hadn't had a truly vengeful thought in a long time. Until last night--while I sat in a tub of hot water, shaving my legs with my fiance's razor.

I felt clever and amused.



The guilt sank in after my anger with him wore off, and I ended up changing blades and throwing my leg-shavey one away. But man it felt good while I sat there shaving....

Ever done anything out of revenge?

How did it make you feel?

CortestheKiller said:

I got a rash on my shins. I think my next revenge will be with an epilator!

CortestheKiller said:

Once a guy balked me mid corner in a 120mph right hander so next time around i shoved the bike in early and he ended up going off and busting his arm.....i felt a little bad!

But on the bright side he never did it again!

fun thread. I think I've missed out on this pleasure.

I had this dirty, messy, holier than thou roomate who used to throw her shit everywhere. Once I noticed that her car keys were on the floor.

So I kicked them under the chair so she wouldn't be able to find them.

This other time in college there was a girl on my floor who was using my saline solution. So i took her toothbrush and rubbed in on my belly and around the dirty sink.

that's all i can think of right now.

revenge is completely overrated.

Oh I remembered somethin':

I was in the scouts. I was a shy, little kid.
A bigger kid made it his business 2 bully the little kids.
1 day there was some construction work happenin' on 1 one of the buildings and there was 1 of these portable, cubicle toilets.
At some point he went into this thing, I slid a nail into the latch.
Soon enough he was yellin' to b let out. So me and some kiddies pushed the cubicle over with him in it. Then we ran away.

Over the next year this story went through some changes in our active minds.

That's all I can remember - acts of revenge. Hmmm.....

my mum and I got on a plane for a 26 hour flight, and she notices her seat doesn't recline. Instead of a button to recline the seat, there was just a hole. So we asked the attendant of she might be able to change seat for at least part of the way, since her back was a bit stiff after a while. They said no!

So we had our dinner and starters was prawn cocktails. I don't like prawns so I put mine in that hole.



a friend of mine said that could have cost them a couple of grand to take out the stinking seats omg

The summer before I went away to college I worked at a Blimpies, which is a sandwich shop similar to Subway. Anyway, I wuold have to work the night shift with this jerk of a guy who was battleing some sort of drug addiction. He would hide out in the bathroom and get high whenever we had a lot of customers and then, when he came out he would lecture me about how evil women were. It sucked.

So at the end of the night, it was my job to wash the dishes and his job to drain the sink. So I would wash all the large obvious dishes but leave all the knives, pot lids, and other flat dishes on the bottom of the sink and then punch out and leave. I was usually able to time my departure so that the exact moment when he saw all of the flat dishes at the bottom of the sink I would be starting my car and pulling away.

He was all like and I was all like

My stepmom is a therapist and she called my behavior passive aggressive but I just thought it was fucking sweet.

What was even better is that he was usually so high that I was able to do this many times without him really catching on.

No. Not really.

I come up with good revenge ideas.

But I never really do them.

SureThing said:

Unfortunate. Doing them makes for great stories.

CortestheKiller said:

I will!

I'll report with it when it happens.