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Folks, Period (And Y I hate U all) - You don't use your turn signals...EVER!
- You only vote Republican and Democrat - if you vote at all. - You'd rather watch and discuss "American Idol" or a celebrity wedding than read a newspaper. - You never stop building malls. - You've made Elvis Presley and Micheal Jackson the most widely known and bigest selling music acts in history. - You never buy art. - You remain convinced that whatever fashion trend is currently "in" is, by definition, "cool", and will be forever, then laugh at how dumb everyone looked "back then". - You have enouh money to sped on boob jobs and hair transplants, yet bitch about how underpaid you are. - Karaoke. - All you ever e-mail me are ads, dumb jokes, and pictures of naked ladies. - You'd rather build prisons than schools. - If you bought a flag, you think you're a patriot. - You equate the size of your car (or your tits, or your dick) with your sense of self worth. - You can name all 9 characters on the Brady Bunch, but no more than 2 members of the Supreme Court. - You wait until you hit the highway to build up speed and attempt to merge into 55mph traffic at 35mph, rather than accelerating on the ramp. 
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herbthe4 said: - You don't use your turn signals...EVER!
- You only vote Republican and Democrat - if you vote at all. - You'd rather watch and discuss "American Idol" or a celebrity wedding than read a newspaper. - You never stop building malls. - You've made Elvis Presley and Micheal Jackson the most widely known and bigest selling music acts in history. - You never buy art. - You remain convinced that whatever fashion trend is currently "in" is, by definition, "cool", and will be forever, then laugh at how dumb everyone looked "back then". - You have enouh money to sped on boob jobs and hair transplants, yet bitch about how underpaid you are. - Karaoke. - All you ever e-mail me are ads, dumb jokes, and pictures of naked ladies. - You'd rather build prisons than schools. - If you bought a flag, you think you're a patriot. - You equate the size of your car (or your tits, or your dick) with your sense of self worth. - You can name all 9 characters on the Brady Bunch, but no more than 2 members of the Supreme Court. - You wait until you hit the highway to build up speed and attempt to merge into 55mph traffic at 35mph, rather than accelerating on the ramp.
This list cuts across all racial lines... That is a damned good list, Herb! I am a misanthropic prick too... I hate everyone. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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at least u guys aren't predjudiced...u hate every1:) | |
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- Whether you vote republican or democrat, you do it because you support some totalitarian principle that eliminates freedom and promotes the soviet-style economic system where achievement is punished and incompetence is rewarded, but hey, you get your free hand-out, right?
- You're one of those "deep" people who claim that reality isn't real and paint an orange stripe on a green canvas and call it "art" - You never question the "facts" you're fed on TV  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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herbthe4 said: - You don't use your turn signals...EVER!
- You only vote Republican and Democrat - if you vote at all. - You'd rather watch and discuss "American Idol" or a celebrity wedding than read a newspaper. - You never stop building malls. - You've made Elvis Presley and Micheal Jackson the most widely known and bigest selling music acts in history. - You never buy art. - You remain convinced that whatever fashion trend is currently "in" is, by definition, "cool", and will be forever, then laugh at how dumb everyone looked "back then". - You have enouh money to sped on boob jobs and hair transplants, yet bitch about how underpaid you are. - Karaoke. - All you ever e-mail me are ads, dumb jokes, and pictures of naked ladies. - You'd rather build prisons than schools. - If you bought a flag, you think you're a patriot. - You equate the size of your car (or your tits, or your dick) with your sense of self worth. - You can name all 9 characters on the Brady Bunch, but no more than 2 members of the Supreme Court. - You wait until you hit the highway to build up speed and attempt to merge into 55mph traffic at 35mph, rather than accelerating on the ramp.
This list cuts across all racial lines... Well Stated!! | |
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sad but true. and you forgot the brain dead morons who tailgate.
I SWEAR THE NEXT TIME YOU FOLLOW ME THAT CLOSE I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR IDIOT HEAD OFF YOU RETARD FUCK! now drive safe, y'all | |
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The only thing I can think of you're missing...People wear sandles.
The fucking nastiest things, I swear! No one wants to see your nasty ass feet! -------
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POOK NOT BUY ART POOK BE ART SO SQUEAK! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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POOK said: POOK NOT BUY ART POOK BE ART SO SQUEAK! I hate monkeys.  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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XxAxX said: sad but true. and you forgot the brain dead morons who tailgate.
I SWEAR THE NEXT TIME YOU FOLLOW ME THAT CLOSE I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR IDIOT HEAD OFF YOU RETARD FUCK! now drive safe, y'all XxAxX.. eye really love ure bird.. that is "cool" 
thats the coolest pick out of everyones.. | |
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herbthe4 said: - You don't use your turn signals...EVER!
- You only vote Republican and Democrat - if you vote at all. - You'd rather watch and discuss "American Idol" or a celebrity wedding than read a newspaper. - You never stop building malls. - You've made Elvis Presley and Micheal Jackson the most widely known and bigest selling music acts in history. - You never buy art. - You remain convinced that whatever fashion trend is currently "in" is, by definition, "cool", and will be forever, then laugh at how dumb everyone looked "back then". - You have enouh money to sped on boob jobs and hair transplants, yet bitch about how underpaid you are. - Karaoke. - All you ever e-mail me are ads, dumb jokes, and pictures of naked ladies. - You'd rather build prisons than schools. - If you bought a flag, you think you're a patriot. - You equate the size of your car (or your tits, or your dick) with your sense of self worth. - You can name all 9 characters on the Brady Bunch, but no more than 2 members of the Supreme Court. - You wait until you hit the highway to build up speed and attempt to merge into 55mph traffic at 35mph, rather than accelerating on the ramp.
This list cuts across all racial lines... I LOVE YOU MAAAN!!! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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You guys see it too, eh? I thought I was going crazy. I agree with everything on that list, including teller's addendum. Peace. | |
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indeed, herb, but the brady bunch are so much more ENTERTAINING than the supreme court.
reading a newspaper is one thing... who ever reads books anymore? and how about people who let their kids play video games for hours instead of kicking them outside to play? no wonder everybody in america's getting so big & fat! | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: The only thing I can think of you're missing...People wear sandles.
The fucking nastiest things, I swear! No one wants to see your nasty ass feet! What about sandals with socks. | |
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Right On :afro: Tell it how it is I'm BAD's FIRST BORN Baby Girl
The BITCH of the NORTH the   | |
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Amen! Navah | |
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Sdldawn said: XxAxX said: sad but true. and you forgot the brain dead morons who tailgate.
I SWEAR THE NEXT TIME YOU FOLLOW ME THAT CLOSE I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR IDIOT HEAD OFF YOU RETARD FUCK! now drive safe, y'all XxAxX.. eye really love ure bird.. that is "cool"
thats the coolest pick out of everyones.. why thank you ! | |
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The whole world is getting like that. Count me out of that crap.
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 Hey, i got a couple more i want to add:
-why do guys have to piss right on the seat? Use your foot if you have to, but don't leave the seat down. -and wash your hands for god's sake. You gotta shake it, just wash 'em afterwards. I wash my hands twice-before and after. Why? I probably just shook hands with your dirty ass! | |
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oh come on, all u discusses were americans.
what about europeans and the rest of the world? and a lot of americans are fat becuase of their eating habits not becuase of not exercising. | |
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subyduby said: oh come on, all u discusses were americans.
what about europeans and the rest of the world? and a lot of americans are fat becuase of their eating habits not becuase of not exercising. ?? funny, i never understand a thing you say Suby...no matter, i'm sure it's all good!! | |
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subyduby said: oh come on, all u discusses were americans.
what about europeans and the rest of the world? and a lot of americans are fat becuase of their eating habits not becuase of not exercising. Let's hear it for the Europeans!  | |
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Lleena said: subyduby said: oh come on, all u discusses were americans.
what about europeans and the rest of the world? and a lot of americans are fat becuase of their eating habits not becuase of not exercising. Let's hear it for the Europeans! Down with the British!  | |
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2the9s said: Lleena said: subyduby said: oh come on, all u discusses were americans.
what about europeans and the rest of the world? and a lot of americans are fat becuase of their eating habits not becuase of not exercising. Let's hear it for the Europeans! Down with the British! Tea?  | |
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subyduby said: and a lot of americans are fat becuase of their eating habits not becuase of not exercising.
In most cases it seems to be both. This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Lleena said: 2the9s said: Lleena said: subyduby said: oh come on, all u discusses were americans.
what about europeans and the rest of the world? and a lot of americans are fat becuase of their eating habits not becuase of not exercising. Let's hear it for the Europeans! Down with the British! Tea? Into the harbor with your tea! | |
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Lleena said: 2the9s said: Lleena said: subyduby said: oh come on, all u discusses were americans.
what about europeans and the rest of the world? and a lot of americans are fat becuase of their eating habits not becuase of not exercising. Let's hear it for the Europeans! Down with the British! Tea? How bout offering him some poison with that tea? ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: Lleena said: 2the9s said: Lleena said: subyduby said: oh come on, all u discusses were americans.
what about europeans and the rest of the world? and a lot of americans are fat becuase of their eating habits not becuase of not exercising. Let's hear it for the Europeans! Down with the British! Tea? How bout offering him some poison with that tea? Or some e.coli? | |
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sag10 said: Lleena said: 2the9s said: Lleena said: subyduby said: oh come on, all u discusses were americans.
what about europeans and the rest of the world? and a lot of americans are fat becuase of their eating habits not becuase of not exercising. Let's hear it for the Europeans! Down with the British! Tea? How bout offering him some poison with that tea? Im afraid it probably wouldn't have any affect, he has the stomach of an ox, probably. | |
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