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Dude, you're gettin' a Dell! I was just wondering what you guys thought...
That guy that they use to promote their product is the worst kind of dork known to humanity and the way he delivers his lines is terrible... "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell" This is supposed to be a good thing??? The way he says it sounds more like: "Dude, you're gettin' fucked in the ass" Who the fuck wants to buy a Dell computer after hearing this guy tell you that they are fucking you on the deal? ... [This message was edited Thu Sep 12 11:54:48 PDT 2002 by IceNine] SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I like the guy... I think he's funny! I have a Dell!
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IceNine said: Who the fuck wants to buy a Dell computer after hearing this guy tell you that they are fucking you on the deal? I do. He's very cute. I'd love to deflower him. | |
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AzureStar said: I like the guy... I think he's funny! I have a Dell!
Mac user! You know very well that I am a Mac user... and you know that Macs are better... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Macs suck! And the keyboards are terrible! | |
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IceNine said: The way he says it sounds more like: "Dude, you're gettin' fucked in the ass" or would that mean he's deflowering me? hmmm. either way, i'm buyin' what he's sellin'. | |
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Sage said: IceNine said: The way he says it sounds more like: "Dude, you're gettin' fucked in the ass" or would that mean he's deflowering me? hmmm. either way, i'm buyin' what he's sellin'. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I can handle that guy, it's those little smart ass kids in the Welch's Juice commercail who pisses me off!! They're like 3 months old and have a vocab better than me!! Lil Fuckas!! Life my azz muthafucka, dis is a bitness!!
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CarrieLee said: Macs suck! And the keyboards are terrible!
Dell computers eat wolverine dick. Macs are great and the "Apple Pro Keyboard" is great... you are right about the little keyboard though... they suck ass. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: CarrieLee said: Macs suck! And the keyboards are terrible!
Dell computers eat wolverine dick. that sounds kinda hairy | |
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billysparxxx said: I can handle that guy, it's those little smart ass kids in the Welch's Juice commercail who pisses me off!! They're like 3 months old and have a vocab better than me!! Lil Fuckas!!
I haven't seen them, but they sound like pricks! Fuck them too! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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billysparxxx said: I can handle that guy, it's those little smart ass kids in the Welch's Juice commercail who pisses me off!! They're like 3 months old and have a vocab better than me!! Lil Fuckas!!
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Mac user here, certified in fixing powerbooks, g3, g4, monitors and printers...are you impressed?
And the bad news is that I use a dell at work. I have a g3, and a dell at home. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: Mac user here, certified in fixing powerbooks, g3, g4, monitors and printers...are you impressed?
And the bad news is that I use a dell at work. I have a g3, and a dell at home. I knew that I liked you!!!  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: sag10 said: Mac user here, certified in fixing powerbooks, g3, g4, monitors and printers...are you impressed?
And the bad news is that I use a dell at work. I have a g3, and a dell at home. I knew that I liked you!!!  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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IceNine said: I knew that I liked you!!!
Kiss Ass!
Can we get an emoticon for kiss ass? We REALLY need it here... | |
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CarrieLee said: IceNine said: I knew that I liked you!!!
Kiss Ass!
Can we get an emoticon for kiss ass? We REALLY need it here... Why, are you going to start kissing my ass?   [This message was edited Thu Sep 12 12:55:19 PDT 2002 by IceNine] SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Why, are you going to start kissing my ass?
No way! You eat far too many veggies!!!  Cabbage is not my friend! | |
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CarrieLee said: IceNine said: Why, are you going to start kissing my ass?
No way! You eat far too many veggies!!! Cabbage is not my friend!What about your Polish sausages and malt liquor, huh??? :EVIL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: CarrieLee said: IceNine said: Why, are you going to start kissing my ass?
No way! You eat far too many veggies!!! Cabbage is not my friend!What about your Polish sausages and malt liquor, huh??? :EVIL: Arrrghhh  keilbasa!!! | |
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CarrieLee said: IceNine said: CarrieLee said: IceNine said: Why, are you going to start kissing my ass?
No way! You eat far too many veggies!!! Cabbage is not my friend!What about your Polish sausages and malt liquor, huh??? :EVIL: Arrrghhh keilbasa!!!Why not eat a leaf? :BARF: PRINCE SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Sage said: IceNine said: Who the fuck wants to buy a Dell computer after hearing this guy tell you that they are fucking you on the deal? I do. He's very cute. I'd love to deflower him. Whoaaa...  
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Nep2nes said: Sage said: IceNine said: Who the fuck wants to buy a Dell computer after hearing this guy tell you that they are fucking you on the deal? I do. He's very cute. I'd love to deflower him. Whoaaa...
I think u've gone above and beyond ur call of duty. Do not presume to speak to me on matters you know nothing about. That being "deflowering." Which means you won't be getting back to me in the next 20 years either. Which will be how I like it. | |
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IceNine said: I was just wondering what you guys thought...
That guy that they use to promote their product is the worst kind of dork known to humanity and the way he delivers his lines is terrible... "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell" This is supposed to be a good thing??? The way he says it sounds more like: "Dude, you're gettin' fucked in the ass" Who the fuck wants to buy a Dell computer after hearing this guy tell you that they are fucking you on the deal? ... [This message was edited Thu Sep 12 11:54:48 PDT 2002 by IceNine] He's a little too young for me, but otherwise, I'd fuck him. And yes, my computer is a Dell. | |
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Dude, I have a Dell. I love it. It's only ever fucked up on me once, and that was last week, and err, that was my fault!
Dude, Dells are great! And I agree, the young dude who says "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell" is kinda hot. As for shitty commercials, Bowflex. If I hear that music one more time, I'll kill... -------
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Sage said: Nep2nes said: Sage said: IceNine said: Who the fuck wants to buy a Dell computer after hearing this guy tell you that they are fucking you on the deal? I do. He's very cute. I'd love to deflower him. Whoaaa...
I think u've gone above and beyond ur call of duty. Do not presume to speak to me on matters you know nothing about. That being "deflowering." Which means you won't be getting back to me in the next 20 years either. Which will be how I like it. Midol, any1? Damn... | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Dude, I have a Dell. I love it. It's only ever fucked up on me once, and that was last week, and err, that was my fault!
Dude, Dells are great! And I agree, the young dude who says "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell" is kinda hot. As for shitty commercials, Bowflex. If I hear that music one more time, I'll kill... duuudddeee!!! | |
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I got one, not because of him, I admit he did kinda keep me away from their product, but shit a $350 rebate now and free shipping that's my kinda language! But in his defense it does seem like he's really saying "dude that fuckin rocks!  | |
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22,547, 22,548...
back attcha buddy I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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