billysparxxx said:

Melody said:

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I thought fuckin' A was short 4 fuckin' Awesome!!!

feltbluish said:

Yes, it is. Hence, the dude part...

"Fuckin' Awesome Dude"!!!

Great thread! Like Carrie, I actually found more in common with the black folks stuff Billy posted! That's okay though, I really don't understand a whole lot of white culture. Take, for example, Garth Brooks. Only white people listen to that crap, and I'll never understand why! That stuff sounds like a bunch of cats drowning in a lake!

BTW, Billy: loved your observations! Too true!

I don't understand that either!!! I hate country music!

This was a fun thread, too bad "somebody" had to ruin it by posting their own...

this was wack
are you white?

MarcusGarvey said:

No, he's blue. Didn't you see his profile pic?

Now see Marcus, we're making fun of ourselves but it's just that... FUN! And harmless!

These race-based threads are so pathetically pointless. Move on, people.

lighten up mediadarling...this thread is harmless...marcusgavey's thread is pathetic and pointless...guys u ever notice that white suburban ppl r the only ones who say "like" and "u know" between every other word? i personally prefer latinos...beautifully caramel skin(no self tanner required ) and rice and beans at every occasion...yummy:)

SensualMelody said:[quote]

billysparxxx said:

Melody said:

Oh Yes it is!!!

billysparxxx said:[quote]

SensualMelody said:

Hey Billy what about Aunt Esther? You love her?

CarrieLee said:

no offense taken. compared to that other thread this one's a walk in the park

JediMaster said:

May I suggest the single that Garth Brooks alter-ego Chris Gaines released? I forgot the name, but it has a slow song that would make you think he's black! I think it's called Heaven Knows.

mediadarling said:

Spoken like a 24-year-old know-it-all w/no sense of humor whatsoever. Mediadarling/MalcolmEcho, if the people are having
fun, let them be. There's nothing to move on from if you have a little humor. You probably didn't get Seinfeld, The Cosby
Show, Bernie Mac or anything else that doesn't fit the "Friends" demographic.

It's not race-based if you can see the intent of the author and the playful, loving tone that is used. Would you consider
Jeff Foxworthy a racist for making light of idiosynchracies that seem to be peculiar to a certain culture? Or maybe the Wayans brothers (and sisters) are racist for making jokes about black people? No.

Let the org have their fun. It's a very playful and considerate thread.

By the way, why did you pick mediadarling for a name if you're such an obsessed Prince fan? Prince hasn't been a mediadarling for over a decade now. Just wondering.

feltbluish said:

I must be black as well.

1. I haven't any children - but I've never been in a time-out. If I did something bad enough, my parents whipped my little white ass.
2. I don't go to the hospital unless it's swelling.
3. Are poptarts a balanced breakfast?
4. Hmm, I'm not sedintary, but I don't go to a gym!
5. I dunno where you go to your "pot lucks" at, but where I go, there's always chicken, and lots of desert. The greasier the food the better, and no meal's complete without some greenbeans...canned in the winter and the like. Man, I'm gettin' hungry. That's the only reason I go to church still - when there's a Pot Luck Sunday!
6. Nothing to add
7. What's the twist?
8. Haven't you ever watched porn?
9. Heh. It's always the old white man snoring at the movies...Pay $5 a ticket here to sleep. That's real good
10. What's a B-movie? My preference is porn movies.

Regarding my children, I give long lectures, take away privileges they'll miss, give them a list of hated chores, and hand out the occasional swat or few on the butt. My white mother beat my butt long, hard, and often. I only go to hospitals as a last resort, and that's only because I have good health insurance. The only time you'll find me eating breakfast is when I have a meeting with a friend at a restaraunt before I go to work. I wish I loved to workout. I have to, and whites are usually the minority at my gym. I only bring healthy food to work because everyone else (mostly white people) bring nothing but junk food. I lived in a haunted house once and can relate to looking into dark scary rooms. Fearless and curious, I guess. The Twist IS still in and still does look good! By the way, isn't the inventor of this dance a black man (Chubby Checker)? It's the YMCA dance that looks bad and everyone seems to like. Regarding sex, maybe whites generally spend more time in foreplay? Though I doubt race has anything to do with it. Yeah, I like it quiet when I watch movies, but when I look around it's everyone (no matter the race) chomping on their popcorn, tearing open candy wrappers, and eating the ice from their sodas! What did we all come here for?! I'm not a B-movie fan, but don't B-movies generally have a cult following if they have a following at all? Doesn't seem to speak to the majority of ANY race.

I know you meant this for fun, but I don't think much of anything that speaks to any one race REALLY speak to any one race.

my mom is white. and we didn't get any time-outs was i cheated?

she does make great enchiladas tho. and pozole. and green chili (YUM)



how come there's no latin-american food emoticons???

Housequake2K2 said:

Who says my name has to have anything to do with Prince, you simpleton? Battierbemydaddy has nothing to do with Prince & you're not jumping down her throat, are you? And who are all these other names you're calling me? You're a very confused individual. So yeah, I can see why you might enjoy a little racist nonsense (all in good fun my finely toned ass!). Incidentally, wasn't it the racist, sexist, religious garbage that closed down the GD forums in the first place? Think about that, genius.

One last thing - the Wayans brothers might not be racist, but they are certainly not funny.

It's funny how they can block billy's thread about black folks
and they delete marcus garvy thread about white folks to me it's just funny how they wont lock this thread and the gay thread .

mediadarling said:

You're probably the only person on this thread who feels that way.
[This message was edited Fri Sep 13 5:13:02 PDT 2002 by Housequake2K2]

sag10 said:

I don't love dem Hoes! Yes, Esther and I go way back and we're down like 4 flat tires. Just don't let her kiss you.

MilesIsAlive said:

They blocked my thread??? Those Bastards

Ok, Housequake2K2, take a deep breath...now exhale.
Feel better now?
How about a big hug?

.

Wow! I thought I was Black! But this sounds like me! I must be white and what is B-movies
is it bad movies?

SensualMelody said:

cuz Maybe getting yo' "coottie shot"
is something we made up! Do you remember "circle circle ' dot dot now I got my coottie shot'
and white folks just so that you will know black folks don't like drinking,
eating,
sharing Icecream cones with no one !!! Black, White , purple or green no one!! not even there their own kids

CarrieLee said:

Hey ! I like that music!!

billysparxxx said:

Canada Billy...

CarrieLee said:

CarrieLee you know you're Black by injection
you just need a real deep tan so you can get your color back:laughing:

purplechild25 said:

I can't!! I'm allergic to the sun! I go out for an hour with sunblock and I break out in hives. I need that formula that soul man had back in the 80's

CarrieLee said:

Chocolate syrup will work CarrieLee, happy friday the 13th...