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Scared Ostrich Loses Sex Drive  Dayum kids... 
--- Teens accused of making ostrich impotent BERLIN - Three teenagers may be on the hook for a hefty fine if a court decides that their festive firecrackers outside an eastern German farm scared libido right out of an ostrich named Gustav. Rico Gabel, a farmer in Lohsa, northeast of Dresden, is claiming $6,450 in damages for the alleged antics of the three youths, ages 17-18, between Dec. 27 and 29, 2005. According to his lawsuit, the farmer claims that fireworks set off by the boys made the previously lustful Gustav both apathetic and depressed, and thus unable to perform for a half-a-year with his two female breeding partners. Before Gustav regained his sex drive in the second half of the year, the farmer estimates he lost out on 14 ostrich offspring — worth $460 apiece. The suit is due to be heard next Monday in a regional court in nearby Bautzen, the court said Monday. The teenagers' names were not released. --- source: yahoo news http://news.yahoo.com/s/a...fLaF4Z.3QA [Edited 3/5/07 10:41am] | |
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poor gustav | |
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XxAxX said: poor gustav
poor OSTRICH!! | |
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jerseykrs said: XxAxX said: poor gustav
poor OSTRICH!! Gustav IS the ostrich.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: jerseykrs said: poor OSTRICH!! Gustav IS the ostrich. damn ADD.  | |
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FunkMistress said: jerseykrs said: poor OSTRICH!! Gustav IS the ostrich. | |
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jerseykrs said: FunkMistress said: Gustav IS the ostrich. damn ADD.  it isn't logical to name an ostrich 'gustav' is it? so it was a trick post anyway  | |
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jerseykrs said: FunkMistress said: Gustav IS the ostrich. damn ADD. they brought in an ostrich to my church this week, you know. | |
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Anx said: jerseykrs said: damn ADD. they brought in an ostrich to my church this week, you know. | |
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Anx said: jerseykrs said: damn ADD. they brought in an ostrich to my church this week, you know.  | |
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 Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Anx said: jerseykrs said: damn ADD. they brought in an ostrich to my church this week, you know. !! |
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Anx said: jerseykrs said: damn ADD. they brought in an ostrich to my church this week, you know.
Was there a dead cat too? 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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SureThing said: Anx said: they brought in an ostrich to my church this week, you know. what?!? i go to a unitarian chuch, the sacrifice had to be inclusive! | |
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Anx said: SureThing said: what?!? i go to a unitarian chuch, the sacrifice had to be inclusive! Do you sacrifce cats on the alter of the demon  23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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LordEvil said: Anx said: what?!? i go to a unitarian chuch, the sacrifice had to be inclusive! Do you sacrifce cats on the alter of the demon you're confusing me with kirstie alley. | |
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superspaceboy said:  there is something really messed up with his tongue! She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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Maybe he just lost interest in his breeding partners... Wanna hear me sing? www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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Anx said: LordEvil said: Do you sacrifce cats on the alter of the demon you're confusing me with kirstie alley. Kirstie alley does that maybe she's not such a bad actress after all  23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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| you guys... | |
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Poor Ostrich is Goosed 
  I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality  |
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Steadwood said: Poor Ostrich is Goosed
 By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I keep reading this as 'sacred ostrich' and it keeps making me giggle.
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CarrieMpls said: I keep reading this as 'sacred ostrich' and it keeps making me giggle.
Well, Gustav was a saint for 6 months. Then he regained his sexual appetite and is now living his life as a sinner until the next firecrackers surprise him. | |
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