1. The way we give our kids 'timeouts'



2. The way we go to the hospital whenever some little thing is wrong or doesn't feel right.

But I don't feel right!!!

3. We always have a balanced breakfast.

true, true

4. We love to work out/go to the gym to make sure we stay in 'shape'.

I don't love it, but I do it

5. When there's a food day at work, we bring in fruit and veggie trays.

NO WAY!!

6. We always go check out the dark, scary rooms in those horror movies. Fearless or clueless?

I stay far away!

7. At company parties and weddings, we think the 'twist' is still in and looks good.

and the electric slide...

8. We make love quietly.

Er, not me.

9. We watch our movies quietly and never hesitate to say 'shhh'!

I'm usually the one blabbing

10. We prefer NOT to watch B-movies.

I love B movies!!!

I must be black cuz I fit in more on the other thread!!

But I don't feel right!!!

Hell yes!!! Very nice thread!!!

When I have kids, I'm not giving them a "timeout", they're getting the snot knocked out of them, worked for my Mom, and look at me, I turned out normal, I think.


May I add?

You guys always have insurance.

The women ALWAYS fall down while being chased.(not that I chase white women, but you know...)

Everythings' "peculiar"

You all love Bob Marley and Jimi Hendrix more than us!

To white people, Bill Cosby isn't black, neither is Oprah.

PAST DUE means the condensation on a blade of grass has dried up.

oh, and Billy, how come y'all always gotta take home a plate?

feltbluish said:

Because we all know food taste better the next day and thats just one less meal we have to cook when we get home.

feltbluish said:

Because we all know food taste better the next day and thats just one less meal we have to cook when we get home.

feltbluish said:

Because we all know food taste better the next day and thats just one less meal we have to cook when we get home.

Guess what? I don't even eat the food the next day

or the next. It's usually thrown out. So why do I feel

compelled to wrap something up and bring it

home every time?

WHY Billy, WHY?

billysparxxx said:

Melody said:




.

May I add???

Why do all my White friends want to let me taste their
food right out of their hands...

Or taste the newest soda or drink right out of their
bottle or glass?

Or taste this fabulous new entree right off their fork?

If I'm wrong for saying this...HERE, kick my black

.

This is 2 funny:) Don't 4 get about white people always somewhere bunji jumpin' and divin out of airplanes! That just kills me!!!

May I add???

Why do all my White friends want to let me taste their
food right out of their hands...

Or taste the newest soda or drink right out of their
bottle or glass?

Or taste this fabulous new entree right off their fork?

If I'm wrong for saying this...HERE, kick my black

.

solandsky said:

Nope, haven't done that yet!!!


Here's one: How come white people have no rhythm?

solandsky said:

Nope, haven't done that yet!!!


Here's one: How come white people have no rhythm?

...and where did "Fuckin' Aye" come from anyway???

1. The way we give our kids 'timeouts'

2. The way we go to the hospital whenever some little thing is wrong or doesn't feel right.

3. We always have a balanced breakfast.

4. We love to work out/go to the gym to make sure we stay in 'shape'.

5. When there's a food day at work, we bring in fruit and veggie trays.

6. We always go check out the dark, scary rooms in those horror movies. Fearless or clueless?

7. At company parties and weddings, we think the 'twist' is still in and looks good.

8. We make love quietly.

9. We watch our movies quietly and never hesitate to say 'shhh'!

10. We prefer NOT to watch B-movies.

wow. good thing this thread doesn't have any strange and unfounded stereotypes about 'white' folks

billysparxxx said:

'aye' is an abbreviation for ass. Not sure why it became so common...does sound kinda corny.

wow. good thing this thread doesn't have any strange and unfounded stereotypes about 'white' folks