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Thread started 03/01/07 1:42pm

Ribbed4UrPleas
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IM SO EFFIN FAT!

after two strokes my condom breaks! HELP!
GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!!
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Reply #1 posted 03/01/07 1:42pm

Spookymuffin

eek
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Reply #2 posted 03/01/07 1:45pm

12FU

take it off your head?
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Reply #3 posted 03/01/07 1:47pm

Ribbed4UrPleas
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12FU said:

take it off your head?

lol
GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!!
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Reply #4 posted 03/01/07 2:37pm

evenstar3

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rolleyes
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Reply #5 posted 03/01/07 2:42pm

Anx

pics please
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Reply #6 posted 03/01/07 4:25pm

HereToRockYour
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Anx said:

pics please


I second that emotion.
oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1!
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Reply #7 posted 03/01/07 4:36pm

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If it breaks after two strokes it's probably a case of your fuckee not being turned on enough and the dry friction caused it to break.

So, in other words, you should probably work on your skills before sticking it in.
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Reply #8 posted 03/01/07 4:37pm

Ribbed4UrPleas
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JustErin said:

If it breaks after two strokes it's probably a case of your fuckee not being turned on enough and the dry friction caused it to break.

So, in other words, you should probably work on your skills before sticking it in.



hmmm
GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!!
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Reply #9 posted 03/01/07 4:41pm

retina

JustErin said:

If it breaks after two strokes it's probably a case of your fuckee not being turned on enough and the dry friction caused it to break.

So, in other words, you should probably work on your skills before sticking it in.


The fuckee? lol

I guess that makes all men fuckers eh? smile
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Reply #10 posted 03/01/07 4:42pm

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Ribbed4UrPleasure said:

JustErin said:

If it breaks after two strokes it's probably a case of your fuckee not being turned on enough and the dry friction caused it to break.

So, in other words, you should probably work on your skills before sticking it in.



hmmm


Just to clarify...I really didn't mean that as an insult either.

It's just that some guys rush into intercourse when their girl really isn't ready.

I would suggest lots of lube just to make sure things go smoothly.
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Reply #11 posted 03/01/07 4:43pm

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retina said:

JustErin said:

If it breaks after two strokes it's probably a case of your fuckee not being turned on enough and the dry friction caused it to break.

So, in other words, you should probably work on your skills before sticking it in.


The fuckee? lol

I guess that makes all men fuckers eh? smile


Yes.
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Reply #12 posted 03/01/07 4:46pm

retina

JustErin said:

retina said:



The fuckee? lol

I guess that makes all men fuckers eh? smile


Yes.


Oh screw your one word answers! Get on Skype some time so I can hear a few more. wink
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Reply #13 posted 03/01/07 4:47pm

missfee

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JustErin said:

If it breaks after two strokes it's probably a case of your fuckee not being turned on enough and the dry friction caused it to break.

So, in other words, you should probably work on your skills before sticking it in.

nod spoken some real truth there!!! clapping
[Edited 3/1/07 16:47pm]
I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
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Reply #14 posted 03/01/07 5:50pm

DarkKnight1

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JustErin said:

If it breaks after two strokes it's probably a case of your fuckee not being turned on enough and the dry friction caused it to break.

So, in other words, you should probably work on your skills before sticking it in.


Truer words have never been spoken. Go down on her for a while longer.
(Insert something clever here)
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Reply #15 posted 03/01/07 6:36pm

HereToRockYour
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JustErin said:

If it breaks after two strokes it's probably a case of your fuckee not being turned on enough and the dry friction caused it to break.

So, in other words, you should probably work on your skills before sticking it in.


confused

Seriously. It's never a bad idea to lube the inside and the outside of a condom to help prevent breakage. thumbs up!
oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1!
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Reply #16 posted 03/01/07 6:49pm

ThreadCula

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JustErin said:

retina said:



The fuckee? lol

I guess that makes all men fuckers eh? smile


Yes.


I vote for Erin to replace this lady

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit"
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Reply #17 posted 03/01/07 6:52pm

evenstar3

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ThreadCula said:

JustErin said:



Yes.


I vote for Erin to replace this lady



me too. nod
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Reply #18 posted 03/01/07 7:44pm

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ThreadCula said:

JustErin said:



Yes.


I vote for Erin to replace this lady



Man, what an awesome job that would be!
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