I don't just mean do you think he creates bad threads, because that would be shooting fish in a barrel and what's the fun in that?

No, I mean, have you ever had to stop and put your head between your knees or breathe into a bag as a result of one of Imago's threads? If it made you throw up, did you at least make it into the bathroom or did you ralph all over your keyboard?

Be concise. Back up your opinion with details. No copying.

you absolute ass. I have to head out to a Dr.'s appointment for my elbow rash.
When I get back I'll deal with you Mr.!

the latest althom appreciation thread is a bit unsavory, eh?

I love Imago's threads. Especially when he puts pictures of his nasty ass underwear

DanceWme said:

you're not helping my cause!

DanceWme said:

Yep! I DO want an unpixilated version of his ass though.


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

i don't think that was pixilization. i think he has a band of skin grafted on to the middle of his ass. i also think he has a long, polka-dotted weenis, too...but it's obviously a beanbag he velcroed on to his crotchals.

Anx said:

I read that last word as "crotchballs."

You should totally edit, because "crotchballs" sounds pretty fuckin' funny.

Anx said:

I'm not even going to ask how he goes to the bathroom. That WOULD make me throw up or pass out.

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Anx said:

LMAO!

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

i'm sure it would be like a rube goldberg cartoon reimagined by marilyn manson.

Oh, come on. Don't be cruel. The boy has feelings too




By the way, did you notice how he photoshopped his love handles off?

FunkMistress said:

That's a great name for a band.

FunkMistress said:

i thought you wrote "mothballs" at first, though i bet imago's testiculations DO smell like cedar. i wish mine did.

You know the kind of sickness where you're on the floor on your side, clutching the base of your toilet, begging God to take your life because it feels like your insides are being put through a meat grinder?

It's like that, times infinity infinities.

INSATIABLE said:

except kind of cute at the same time, you know?

Anx said:

Oh, yes. Endearing, even.

Like watching a kitten take its first poo. With a bewildered look on its fuzzy, oversized head.

minneapolisgenius said:

GOD YES

I know there have been no less than three that LITERALLY made me say

"WTF?!?!?!"

sometimes when i click on an imago thread, it's like i can literally hear a bit of my innocence and youthful energy shrivel up and fall off my body. i'm not necessarily saying he has the ability to age or wither anyone. not so much, no.

It's like when your gum hurts and you push on it really hard with your dental floss. Tears of bittersweetness spill from overjoyed glands; and you salivate much more than normal.

I always salivate much more than normal whilst reading "those" threads.

his thread on finding poopie shorts in the laundromat dryer....no wait, that was dook.

They used to, but I kind of like him now!

BlackAdder7 said:

I think my opinion on his ball threads, or really any post mentioning balls has long been documented.

sag10 said:

do you really read his threads or just skim over them?

there's no wrong answer here.

There should be NSFW links to his thread titles alone!

I'm back, but I need to get ready for a salon appointment, so I'll deal with each of you when I return!





PS: Don't be surprised if each of you gets an "appreciation" thread from me!

Imago said: