Fauxie said:

I'm gonna buy you a mug with "World's Biggest Chump" on it.

Spookymuffin said:

don't be jealous that fauxie & i got close while you were gone!

evenstar3 said:

Silly bitch. I've been fucking - who needs you lot?!

Spookymuffin said:

DOOM traitor!

I hope you've got a hole ready, fauxie.

evenstar3 said:

I'm in England, dipshit - neither of you are. No hole's gonna get me.

Spookymuffin said:

you keep thinking that.

Yes, I have just the hole ready. And a sack. The rest is up to you. Should your shoes happen to brush the soil conveniently piled up next to the hole, and should some of that fall into the hole on top of whatever may be lying at the bottom, I need not be aware of the fact. I just dug a hole and have a sack ready to put something in, something you need not be aware of.

Wait, we got close while spooky was gone?

Couldn't you have sent me an orgnote or something to that effect at some point to let me know??

fhqwhgads said:

I just said your username out loud

All of the above plus...

People who talk in the cinema/during comedies (making you miss the punchline).

Door slammers (my bete noire)

Whistlers

Nails up against a blackboard- or chalk accidently squeaking too hard up against it arghhhhh!!

Squeaking foam up against each other (happens when i pass the local mini market and they are packing fruit outside when im on my way to the tram stop...it's hideous!!!)

Kids banging their runners against the shiny vinyl/plastic bits on a tram...it's squeaky and makes me get shivers in a bad way. What is wrong with the parents...if i did that when i was a kid i'd be given a look and i'd have to stop straight away!! Irritating...

Customers whining while waiting in line- i hate queues too and i know you've had a long day- but look what i gotta do, stand on my feet all day, be tired just like you and then deal with your negative godamn energy that goes with it while you roll ur godforsaken eyes at me like it's all my fucking fault- well guess what- i've got news for you! I'm not the genie of the lamp, and if i were i wouldn't bloody well be here dealing with the likes of you!! MUHAHAHA!! Grr. Bloody people. I'd rather serve monkeys. Give em a banana and they'll be right

lilmissmissy said:

I LOVE nails on a chalk board.

I do it whenever I can ust to piss the people off.

fhqwhgads said:

that would've spoiled the surprise.

ZombieKitten said:

?? I'm trying to work it out, maybe I don't want to

evenstar3 said:

I'm gonna fuck you in the mouth for that.

jerseykrs said:

Oh eh wait,

DanceWme said:

That's also a winner!!

Gents, how about "is it in yet?"

Spookymuffin said:

just try it. i bite.

NDRU said:

sounded like a fart!

evenstar3 said:

GROSS.

Spookymuffin said:

and mouth-fucking isn't?!

evenstar3 said:

Not at all!

Spookymuffin said:

I beg to differ.

reneGade20 said:

I think that's a reasonable question. Cause sometimes I hadn't noticed it wasn't even in yet.

novabrkr said:

yeah...and just as reasonable to answer, "no, dear, I seem to have misplaced the rope, the 2 x 4, and the flashlight..."