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PrintablereneGade20 said: ZombieKitten said: 
Now you can get an air freshener that captures the fragrance you really crave... BREAKFAST MEAT! Imagine filling your car or bedroom with the subtle aroma of smoked bacon. It's all possible with the Funky Fresh Bacon Air Fresheners Hang one of these on her next time she passes by  thats some cold shit..... 
when I see a story on the news about someone getting mauled by a pack of vicious dogs because they smelled like bacon treats, I'll remember this post....  you know I am just kidding and I would never be so insensitive
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Someone told me that I had overwhelming body odor once. I just told them "I know" and shoved their face into my armpit. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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HobbesLeCute said: Someone told me that I had overwhelming body odor once. I just told them "I know" and shoved their face into my armpit.
that is what I do!  | |
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ZombieKitten said: HobbesLeCute said: Someone told me that I had overwhelming body odor once. I just told them "I know" and shoved their face into my armpit.
that is what I do! Let's start a group called "The Pitsmell Warriors"! ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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HobbesLeCute said: ZombieKitten said: that is what I do! Let's start a group called "The Pitsmell Warriors"! I spend weeks at a time cultivating my pits,  it is certainly time for a little recognition | |
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ZombieKitten said: HobbesLeCute said: Let's start a group called "The Pitsmell Warriors"! I spend weeks at a time cultivating my pits, it is certainly time for a little recognitionYou must smell even worse than I do! That's so sexy. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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HobbesLeCute said: ZombieKitten said: I spend weeks at a time cultivating my pits, it is certainly time for a little recognitionYou must smell even worse than I do! That's so sexy. well hopefully  | |
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ZombieKitten said: HobbesLeCute said: You must smell even worse than I do! That's so sexy. well hopefully ACTUALLY someone once wrote for me 3 separate poems about how much I smell! | |
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ZombieKitten said: ZombieKitten said: well hopefully ACTUALLY someone once wrote for me 3 separate poems about how much I smell! No one's ever done that for me. 
I guess I have some catching up to do. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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HobbesLeCute said: ZombieKitten said: ACTUALLY someone once wrote for me 3 separate poems about how much I smell! No one's ever done that for me.
I guess I have some catching up to do.  well you have time on your side
I could ask him to post the poems here if you like, I am sure he would oblige | |
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ZombieKitten said: HobbesLeCute said: No one's ever done that for me.
I guess I have some catching up to do. well you have time on your side
I could ask him to post the poems here if you like, I am sure he would oblige Yes, that would be wonderful. I bet they're very touching poems. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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HobbesLeCute said: ZombieKitten said: well you have time on your side
I could ask him to post the poems here if you like, I am sure he would oblige Yes, that would be wonderful. I bet they're very touching poems. indeed! | |
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ZombieKitten said: you know I am just kidding and I would never be so insensitive
and these bacon things were too good to keep to myself!!  mmmmm....bacon....He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
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