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A student at my work tried to steal my cellphone today! Little Bastard! And the thing is I knew he was gonna do it, so I just kind of watched him as I was grading papers at the front of the class. I was gonna mention something but I felt like getting the little shit suspended cause he is one of only 3 students in my entire time teaching that I truly despise, and I have him for 2 periods. He stole it at the end of the period. I then have my prep period ( my one hour of nothingness) lunch, and then the kids come back. I announce that my cellphone has been stolen, I then tell the kids at that at the end of the day I will give a reward to whoever has it, and I am staring straight at the kid and nothing. 3 minutes before class ends I dial my cell number from my classroom phone and I hear blacksweat (my ringtone) and all the kids go ooh! The little ass is now suspended for three days and was given a ticket for 80$ for stealing! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: 3 minutes before class ends I dial my cell number from my classroom phone and I hear blacksweat (my ringtone) and all the kids go ooh!
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your ringer is blacksweat?  There is no perfect place
Yes I know this is true I'm just learning how to smile Thats not easy to do | |
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fantasyislander said: your ringer is blacksweat?
Yep my ringtone is Blacksweat. I actually have 10 ringtones. Each of my 5 best friends has a personal ringtone, along with my mom, dad, sister, and grandma. The other two (Lets Get it On & Blacksweat) serve as my main ringtones! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: fantasyislander said: your ringer is blacksweat?
Yep my ringtone is Blacksweat. I actually have 10 ringtones. Each of my 5 best friends has a personal ringtone, along with my mom, dad, sister, and grandma. The other two (Lets Get it On & Blacksweat) serve as my main ringtones! lets get it on???? omg, you're cheesier than i thought! There is no perfect place
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fantasyislander said: karmatornado said: Yep my ringtone is Blacksweat. I actually have 10 ringtones. Each of my 5 best friends has a personal ringtone, along with my mom, dad, sister, and grandma. The other two (Lets Get it On & Blacksweat) serve as my main ringtones! lets get it on???? omg, you're cheesier than i thought! No not really! that song is just the shit! I love marvin gaye! I have very diverse ringtones!  Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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fantasyislander said: your ringer is blacksweat?
My default is Black Sweat as well, and Christ it's embarrassing when I forget to turn the ringer off at work. I'm on the phone with an agent and all of a sudden, full blast from my pocket... YOU-CAN-ACT-HARD-IF-YOU-WANT-TO-THIS-GROOVE-WILL-MAKE-YOU-SWEET ....and I'm scrambling like a madwoman, grabbing myself, knocking shit all over the place in pathetic attempt to fucking silence the shit.  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: fantasyislander said: your ringer is blacksweat?
My default is Black Sweat as well, and Christ it's embarrassing when I forget to turn the ringer off at work. I'm on the phone with an agent and all of a sudden, full blast from my pocket... YOU-CAN-ACT-HARD-IF-YOU-WANT-TO-THIS-GROOVE-WILL-MAKE-YOU-SWEET ....and I'm scrambling like a madwoman, grabbing myself, knocking shit all over the place in pathetic attempt to fucking silence the shit. My default ringtone before was Rage Against the Machine and the ringtone goes Fuck You I won't do what you tell ,me! It rang at work once, and the kids died so I had to change it! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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INSATIABLE said: fantasyislander said: your ringer is blacksweat?
My default is Black Sweat as well, and Christ it's embarrassing when I forget to turn the ringer off at work. I'm on the phone with an agent and all of a sudden, full blast from my pocket... YOU-CAN-ACT-HARD-IF-YOU-WANT-TO-THIS-GROOVE-WILL-MAKE-YOU-SWEET ....and I'm scrambling like a madwoman, grabbing myself, knocking shit all over the place in pathetic attempt to fucking silence the shit. I was thinking "I don't wanna take my clothes off...but I do..."  I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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 a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Wait...you can give students tickets?
What else can you get a ticket for, other than stealing?? a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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When I had a cell phone my ring tone was all like 'ring... ring... ring...' | |
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Oooh Ooohh Ohhhh! 
Whats my ringtone? 
(this thread is totally not about theft...its all about the ringtone )
Sorry about the theft  "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: Oooh Ooohh Ohhhh!
Whats my ringtone?
(this thread is totally not about theft...its all about the ringtone )
Sorry about the theft De La Soul's 'Ring Ring (Hey Hey)' or whatever it's called Am I right? | |
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INSATIABLE said: fantasyislander said: your ringer is blacksweat?
My default is Black Sweat as well, and Christ it's embarrassing when I forget to turn the ringer off at work. I'm on the phone with an agent and all of a sudden, full blast from my pocket... YOU-CAN-ACT-HARD-IF-YOU-WANT-TO-THIS-GROOVE-WILL-MAKE-YOU-SWEET ....and I'm scrambling like a madwoman, grabbing myself, knocking shit all over the place in pathetic attempt to fucking silence the shit.
I've often had the beginning of 'Kiss' as my ringtone, and you never realize how DIRTY that first little noise is that he makes until you hear it come from your phone in polite company. 
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Fauxie said: ThreadCula said: Oooh Ooohh Ohhhh!
Whats my ringtone?
(this thread is totally not about theft...its all about the ringtone )
Sorry about the theft De La Soul's 'Ring Ring (Hey Hey)' or whatever it's called Am I right? What? No "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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I have Rick James' Mary Jane Intro as my ringtone. The check. The string he dropped. The Mona Lisa. The musical notes taken out of a hat. The glass. The toy shotgun painting. The things he found. Therefore, everything seen–every object, that is, plus the process of looking at it–is a Duchamp. | |
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ThreadCula said: Fauxie said: De La Soul's 'Ring Ring (Hey Hey)' or whatever it's called Am I right? What? No It was a shot in the dark. Would I have even won anything?  | |
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Fauxie said: ThreadCula said: What? No It was a shot in the dark. Would I have even won anything? Nope "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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You should've also punched the kid in the fucking face.
Few things piss me off as much as sticky-fingered shitheads. Pick-pocketing's a bit different... that's more of an art.  This one's for you. | |
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so what did he act like when the ringer went off? This would make a GREAT short film. My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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Stax said: Wait...you can give students tickets?
What else can you get a ticket for, other than stealing?? Students can get tickets for physical assault if they beat up another kid brutally, they can also get tickets for vandalism (destruction of books, bathrooms, graffiti), and finally for drug use! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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ThreadCula said: Oooh Ooohh Ohhhh!
Whats my ringtone?
(this thread is totally not about theft...its all about the ringtone )
Sorry about the theft No worries makes for a great story~! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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CortestheKiller said: You should've also punched the kid in the fucking face.
Few things piss me off as much as sticky-fingered shitheads. Pick-pocketing's a bit different... that's more of an art. I can't punch kids in the face! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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ufoclub said: so what did he act like when the ringer went off? This would make a GREAT short film.
He jumped up and got this look of horror! I then did a little sideways dance strut towards him while the phone was ringing and said congratulations you've earned yourself a trip to the office, a ticket, a suspension, and the distrust of your fellow students! So you wanna make the short film for me? Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: ufoclub said: so what did he act like when the ringer went off? This would make a GREAT short film.
He jumped up and got this look of horror! I then did a little sideways dance strut towards him while the phone was ringing and said congratulations you've earned yourself a trip to the office, a ticket, a suspension, and the distrust of your fellow students! So you wanna make the short film for me? We'd have to figure out how to give it a nice resonant ending that doesn't preach like an after school special, but the buildup of the phone about to ring and doing him in is so good. Especially after a buildup of the earlier announcement, staring at him, etc. My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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ufoclub said: karmatornado said: He jumped up and got this look of horror! I then did a little sideways dance strut towards him while the phone was ringing and said congratulations you've earned yourself a trip to the office, a ticket, a suspension, and the distrust of your fellow students! So you wanna make the short film for me? We'd have to figure out how to give it a nice resonant ending that doesn't preach like an after school special, but the buildup of the phone about to ring and doing him in is so good. Especially after a buildup of the earlier announcement, staring at him, etc. Yes, yes I can see it now, we will win next years oscar for live action short! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: ufoclub said: so what did he act like when the ringer went off? This would make a GREAT short film.
He jumped up and got this look of horror! I then did a little sideways dance strut towards him while the phone was ringing and said congratulations you've earned yourself a trip to the office, a ticket, a suspension, and the distrust of your fellow students! So you wanna make the short film for me? Busted!!
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moderatorkarmatornado said: He jumped up and got this look of horror! I then did a little sideways dance strut towards him while the phone was ringing and said congratulations you've earned yourself a trip to the office, a ticket, a suspension, and the distrust of your fellow students! So you wanna make the short film for me? damn owned! haha okay wait so how does he get a ticket? from the police or the school? | |
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