i have a large bruise on the back of my hand and no idea how i got it.
it's painful too!

do you look at your black and blue self and wonder how that happened?


lol my man says he'd just have to look at me the wrong way and i would be able to scream assult and battery
not that i would ever do that of course

yep

Nope

the last time i was really bruised was when i went skiing for the first time and realised i didnt know how to stop.I swear to god 3 weeks after it i was still getting new bruises.I hate skiing.

no, i haven't bruised in years... *knocks on wood*

muirdo said:

now i know where that funky fur hat came from

emm said:

lol

im wearing that hat right now

yeah. it sucks.

i was afraid when i had my wisdom teeth pulled that i would really look horrendous but surprisingly i didn't bruise too bad... same with when i stumbled backwards onto a jagged tree stump! my ass hurt like hell but it really didn't bruise too much. and then i have casual contact with something so much so that i don't even remember - and i turn all sorts of colors!!!

Figuratively speaking?

I do

I am forever walking into the corner of my bed and tables, and have almost permanent bruises on my shins and thighs. Unsightly!

nope. I'm a badass motherfucker. I'm rough and I tumble with the best, cause that's just how i roll!



But my sister bruises very easily. And her as is soooo accident prone.



When she lived near me, we used to go out the lunch together at least once a week, and this being Florida she would often wear shorts and a shortsleeve shirt. She always had bruises from stuff.

We sometimes looked like a couple, and I often looked like I was beating her. Her husband, my friend, Trent, often felt the same way in public. Everytime she'd bump into an object or get a bruise from playing with her kids, we'd joke that the school was going to report him the next day.

Yeah I do, I get bruises and have no idea where they came from.

LleeLlee said:

Yeah I bruise easily. I bruise easily if I get poked in the ribs and arms.

Only when my lover, who is a sunday school teacher btw, decides to push me against the wall and have her way.

ThreadBare said:

novabrkr said:

let me correct your typo...

novabrkr said:

yep, sure do

emm said:

Why thank you.

I bruise and sue easily.

My girlfriend does. And she gets bruised often.



























Because I punch her.

LleeLlee said:

Me too... we should cover ourselves in bubblewrap or something!

Yeah, I still have a some scars from years ago. The most obvious one is on my shoulder blade from when I was about 9. I had just gotten out of the tub and I went to pick something up from the floor. I came back up pretty fast and struck my shoulder blade on the sharp corner of the bathroom counter. Ouch....talk about painful. I cringe thinking about it now.

Paradisekiss03 said:

My sides and ribs are really tender too. When I was younger playing around with kids and they'd barely poke me in my side. I swear I felt like they were stabbing me and they'd say "I barely touched you!"

Only on the inside