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I got a traffic ticket...on purpose This evening while I was leaving work, I decided to go out the back road. I am approaching a stop sign, when I see a cop car on the road I am about to turn on to. For some reason, I did not signal or even tap my brakes...but sped up instead. Of course I got a ticket for $115.00, but the odd part is, I did it on purpose, and enjoyed it. My life is so dull being back in America, I have go to breaking traffic laws for cheap thrills.
What the hell is wrong with me? Does someone have a better idea that I can do for kicks besides this? 'A pillow covered in all our tears' | |
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Listen 2 Prince  | |
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theodore said: Listen 2 Prince
I do that daily, somedays more than others. I am going on a road trip next weekend, but that is a temporary thrill. 'A pillow covered in all our tears' | |
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actionthisday said: theodore said: Listen 2 Prince
I do that daily, somedays more than others. I am going on a road trip next weekend, but that is a temporary thrill. Well, I don't know who the hell I think I am 2 b giving U advice when, I bet, my life is even "duller" that Urs... My life is so sad  | |
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actionthisday said: theodore said: Listen 2 Prince
I do that daily, somedays more than others. I am going on a road trip next weekend, but that is a temporary thrill. drive safely | |
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 the only time i want to talk to the police is when i call them.a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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actionthisday said: This evening while I was leaving work, I decided to go out the back road. I am approaching a stop sign, when I see a cop car on the road I am about to turn on to. For some reason, I did not signal or even tap my brakes...but sped up instead. Of course I got a ticket for $115.00, but the odd part is, I did it on purpose, and enjoyed it. My life is so dull being back in America, I have go to breaking traffic laws for cheap thrills.
What the hell is wrong with me? Does someone have a better idea that I can do for kicks besides this? next time just send me the 115 bucks  | |
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Did u tell the cop u did it on purpose? "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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you need to tap some ass, and quick. are you ready for submission
cidade de deus | |
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actionthisday said: What the hell is wrong with me?
You have a severe case of equating punishment with the pleasure from breaking the laws of the social order. The latter part would be relatively normal antisocial behaviour (we all do it), but if you need the punishment from the law enforcement instance as a verification for your pleasurable act having taken place there is a serious problem right there. The enjoyment/thrill of the situation wouldn't have even taken place were you not had been perfectly aware that you were going to be called out for it. In other words, you are a masochist. Unfortunately, you are wasting your sexual energy on driving vehicles instead of using it on sex (which would be relatively harmless). [Edited 2/24/07 8:05am] | |
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novabrkr said: In other words, you are a masochist. Unfortunately, you are wasting your sexual energy on driving vehicles instead of using it on sex (which would be relatively harmless).
but often more expensive! lol [Edited 2/24/07 10:59am] | |
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Now it's time to MURDER! That gives the best thrill, trust me! | |
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3121 said: but often more expensive! lol
[Edited 2/24/07 10:59am] 
I think you might have a point there. | |
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novabrkr said: actionthisday said: What the hell is wrong with me?
You have a severe case of equating punishment with the pleasure from breaking the laws of the social order. The latter part would be relatively normal antisocial behaviour (we all do it), but if you need the punishment from the law enforcement instance as a verification for your pleasurable act having taken place there is a serious problem right there. The enjoyment/thrill of the situation wouldn't have even taken place were you not had been perfectly aware that you were going to be called out for it. In other words, you are a masochist. Unfortunately, you are wasting your sexual energy on driving vehicles instead of using it on sex (which would be relatively harmless). [Edited 2/24/07 8:05am] 'A pillow covered in all our tears' | |
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actionthisday said: This evening while I was leaving work, I decided to go out the back road. I am approaching a stop sign, when I see a cop car on the road I am about to turn on to. For some reason, I did not signal or even tap my brakes...but sped up instead. Of course I got a ticket for $115.00, but the odd part is, I did it on purpose, and enjoyed it. My life is so dull being back in America, I have go to breaking traffic laws for cheap thrills.
What the hell is wrong with me? Does someone have a better idea that I can do for kicks besides this? You better check with you insurance company to see if that ticket will affect your rate. If it does you might not want to lose your mind on the road like that again. You CAN get into an accident and hurt not only yourself but someone else. | |
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actionthisday said: This evening while I was leaving work, I decided to go out the back road. I am approaching a stop sign, when I see a cop car on the road I am about to turn on to. For some reason, I did not signal or even tap my brakes...but sped up instead. Of course I got a ticket for $115.00, but the odd part is, I did it on purpose, and enjoyed it. My life is so dull being back in America, I have go to breaking traffic laws for cheap thrills.
What the hell is wrong with me? Does someone have a better idea that I can do for kicks besides this? You can visit me in Florida. In regards to what is wrong with you, that is between you and your hand(s)  "Old man's gotta be the old man. Fish has got to be the fish." | |
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SisterGirl said: actionthisday said: This evening while I was leaving work, I decided to go out the back road. I am approaching a stop sign, when I see a cop car on the road I am about to turn on to. For some reason, I did not signal or even tap my brakes...but sped up instead. Of course I got a ticket for $115.00, but the odd part is, I did it on purpose, and enjoyed it. My life is so dull being back in America, I have go to breaking traffic laws for cheap thrills.
What the hell is wrong with me? Does someone have a better idea that I can do for kicks besides this? You better check with you insurance company to see if that ticket will affect your rate. If it does you might not want to lose your mind on the road like that again. You CAN get into an accident and hurt not only yourself but someone else. There is no traffic in the lane I went into, the road has blocked off. 'A pillow covered in all our tears' | |
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things you can do:
duct tape people to things. give the elderly skateboards. give me plane ticket money. learn to juggle sheep. teach one child an expletive a day. buy me a pony. that's made of glue. | |
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actionthisday said: This evening while I was leaving work, I decided to go out the back road. I am approaching a stop sign, when I see a cop car on the road I am about to turn on to. For some reason, I did not signal or even tap my brakes...but sped up instead. Of course I got a ticket for $115.00, but the odd part is, I did it on purpose, and enjoyed it. My life is so dull being back in America, I have go to breaking traffic laws for cheap thrills.
What the hell is wrong with me? Does someone have a better idea that I can do for kicks besides this? That is one of the craziest things I've heard of anyone doing in a while, though I can understand the whole dull thing. | |
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NAnomaly said: That is one of the craziest things I've heard of anyone doing in a while, though I can understand the whole dull thing. crazy has a pretty wide definition. | |
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So was this your way to rage against the machine and stick it to the man?  Seriously, did you do it cause you were bored?Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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12FU said: NAnomaly said: That is one of the craziest things I've heard of anyone doing in a while, though I can understand the whole dull thing. crazy has a pretty wide definition. true, very true. | |
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karmatornado said: So was this your way to rage against the machine and stick it to the man?
Seriously, did you do it cause you were bored?I am that damn bored  'A pillow covered in all our tears' | |
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