mistermcgee said: How about a blow job from a crack ho?
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AndGodCreatedWoman1 said: 3-minute stripper dance
A dollar.per dance....and I thought strippers made big bucks. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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reneGade20 said: AndGodCreatedWoman1 said: 3-minute stripper dance
That club must've been a dump.....a dive.....a hole in the wall..... YIKES!!! I can only imagine what the dancer lineup must have been like..... that's just wrong looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: reneGade20 said: That club must've been a dump.....a dive.....a hole in the wall..... YIKES!!! I can only imagine what the dancer lineup must have been like..... that's just wrong well it just brought back memories of a place that I went to on "between paydays, broke assed friday and saturday nights" in New Orleans called She She's....one stripper was about 52 and had a trick where she would have you fold a dollar bill lengthways and put it on the bar...she'd then squat down and...NO BULLSHIT....pick it up with her labia...and tie it all in a knot....as you sat there in utter amazement and revulsion she would then grab your head and grind your face with said cooter/dollar knot.... ....of course, the 6 foot tall stripper dancing on the bar with size 13 feet ran a close second on the YUCK scale..... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Haystack's new album.
Burn me a copy. I'm too cheap to pay. too many o's. edit [Edited 2/24/07 15:41pm] looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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reneGade20 said: AnckSuNamun said: that's just wrong well it just brought back memories of a place that I went to on "between paydays, broke assed friday and saturday nights" in New Orleans called She She's....one stripper was about 52 and had a trick where she would have you fold a dollar bill lengthways and put it on the bar...she'd then squat down and...NO BULLSHIT....pick it up with her labia...and tie it all in a knot....as you sat there in utter amazement and revulsion she would then grab your head and grind your face with said cooter/dollar knot.... ....of course, the 6 foot tall stripper dancing on the bar with size 13 feet ran a close second on the YUCK scale..... You have to be lying. I really have to see that to believe it. Then again.....I don't think I wanna see that. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: reneGade20 said: well it just brought back memories of a place that I went to on "between paydays, broke assed friday and saturday nights" in New Orleans called She She's....one stripper was about 52 and had a trick where she would have you fold a dollar bill lengthways and put it on the bar...she'd then squat down and...NO BULLSHIT....pick it up with her labia...and tie it all in a knot....as you sat there in utter amazement and revulsion she would then grab your head and grind your face with said cooter/dollar knot.... ....of course, the 6 foot tall stripper dancing on the bar with size 13 feet ran a close second on the YUCK scale..... You have to be lying. I really have to see that to believe it. Then again.....I don't think I wanna see that. I wish I was....but it was definitely the epitome of a dollar show..... it was a traumatizing event in my life.... then again...in purely aesthetic terms....that was pretty amazing for a dollar..... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: AnckSuNamun said: You have to be lying. I really have to see that to believe it. Then again.....I don't think I wanna see that. I wish I was....but it was definitely the epitome of a dollar show..... it was a traumatizing event in my life.... then again...in purely aesthetic terms....that was pretty amazing for a dollar..... this is one of the many reasons why we thank you for your service. you're making the world safe for 52 year old strippers who tie knots in dollar bills with their labias. Lets see the russians do that! | |
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BlueOrchid said: retina said: Yeah but this thread isn't about rare finds, it's about the best purchases, right? Well, this was perhaps my best purchase ever for a dollar. I was the coolest witch in town, and fell in love with the look. If I wasn't almost 8 feet tall while wearing it, and thus complicating matters every time I wanted to step through a door, I would wear it all the time. What? | |
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AnckSuNamun said: mistermcgee said: How about a blow job from a crack ho?
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BlackAdder7 said: reneGade20 said: I wish I was....but it was definitely the epitome of a dollar show..... it was a traumatizing event in my life.... then again...in purely aesthetic terms....that was pretty amazing for a dollar..... this is one of the many reasons why we thank you for your service. you're making the world safe for 52 year old strippers who tie knots in dollar bills with their labias. Lets see the russians do that! First of all this happened to me WAAYYYY before I came back in the service...so she'd actually be somewhere in the neighborhood of 65...retirement age....though for strippers I don't know if that holds true....and second, if it were recent history its safe to assume that at her advanced age (along with the ravages of time upon her body) she wouldn't have to squat down too far to perform the same trick.... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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I was shocked, at the dollar tree i purchasd Tricky's Angels with dirty faces and Darius Rucker (of Hootie and the Blowfish fame) CD's at both for a dollar each! I really enjoy them both! Especially since I paid 2 dollars! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: I was shocked, at the dollar tree i purchasd Tricky's Angels with dirty faces and Darius Rucker (of Hootie and the Blowfish fame) CD's at both for a dollar each! I really enjoy them both! Especially since I paid 2 dollars!
Serious? I find really good deals at the local Dollar Trees, but I never come across cds that I like. I did find a Classical composers Piano compilation one time though. I think I would've died if I saw a Tricky album in the Dollar Tree. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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I don't remember ever buying anything unusual for a dollar. I don't think I've ever been in a dollar store. Perhaps I am missing out! |
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Stax said: I've been noticing a lot of people are finding cds that interest me for a dollar. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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CarrieMpls said: A bottle of soda?
I don't remember ever buying anything unusual for a dollar. I don't think I've ever been in a dollar store. Perhaps I am missing out! looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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reneGade20 said: BlackAdder7 said: this is one of the many reasons why we thank you for your service. you're making the world safe for 52 year old strippers who tie knots in dollar bills with their labias. Lets see the russians do that! First of all this happened to me WAAYYYY before I came back in the service...so she'd actually be somewhere in the neighborhood of 65...retirement age....though for strippers I don't know if that holds true....and second, if it were recent history its safe to assume that at her advanced age (along with the ravages of time upon her body) she wouldn't have to squat down too far to perform the same trick.... I guess there's something for everybody in the world of stripping. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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June7 said: My winning bid was .99 cents on Ebay, though I was willing to go higher. Still, the S/H made it around $5.00 altogether. But... I bought it for .99 cents! Still a good buy w/ s&h. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: I guess there's something for everybody in the world of stripping. I've had the fortune (or misfortune, depending on perspective) of seeing that something for everyone in my travels between strip joints....the old lady and Brigette the Midget.....both in the South.... .... but overall, lil Brigette is hands down the funniest shit I've ever seen.. He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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AnckSuNamun said: karmatornado said: I was shocked, at the dollar tree i purchasd Tricky's Angels with dirty faces and Darius Rucker (of Hootie and the Blowfish fame) CD's at both for a dollar each! I really enjoy them both! Especially since I paid 2 dollars!
Serious? I find really good deals at the local Dollar Trees, but I never come across cds that I like. I did find a Classical composers Piano compilation one time though. I think I would've died if I saw a Tricky album in the Dollar Tree. Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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AnckSuNamun said: Mara said: Nah, on second thought, I'm not gon' share that story. lol.
... [Edited 2/23/07 19:34pm] What was it....tell us. Shaq's album? Na, it involved Plantain chips, Cup o' Noodles and a contested plastic fork. | |
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Mara said: AnckSuNamun said: What was it....tell us. Shaq's album? Na, it involved Plantain chips, Cup o' Noodles and a contested plastic fork. HOLY McGUYVER!!! all you needed was a paper towel roll and a baked potato and PRESTO!! instant bong!!!! He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: Mara said: Na, it involved Plantain chips, Cup o' Noodles and a contested plastic fork. HOLY McGUYVER!!! all you needed was a paper towel roll and a baked potato and PRESTO!! instant bong!!!! looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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reneGade20 said: AnckSuNamun said: I guess there's something for everybody in the world of stripping. I've had the fortune (or misfortune, depending on perspective) of seeing that something for everyone in my travels between strip joints....the old lady and Brigette the Midget.....both in the South.... .... but overall, lil Brigette is hands down the funniest shit I've ever seen.. What is it about the South The Clairmont Lounge in ATL is known for its really old strippers. I've never been. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: reneGade20 said: I've had the fortune (or misfortune, depending on perspective) of seeing that something for everyone in my travels between strip joints....the old lady and Brigette the Midget.....both in the South.... .... but overall, lil Brigette is hands down the funniest shit I've ever seen.. What is it about the South The Clairmont Lounge in ATL is known for its really old strippers. I've never been. Wait....are you talkin' about her? I've seen her before. I'm pretty sure she was on CatHouse at one time. I think that's where I've seen her from. She's in a band now. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Sweeny79 said: I'm a teacher, half the shit I use everyday came from the dollar store.
I buy highlighters and paper from there too. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: AnckSuNamun said: What is it about the South The Clairmont Lounge in ATL is known for its really old strippers. I've never been. Wait....are you talkin' about her? I've seen her before. I'm pretty sure she was on CatHouse at one time. I think that's where I've seen her from. She's in a band now. the lil midget I'm talking about worked out of a place in Augusta GA.... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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