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Thread started 02/22/07 12:06pm

theAudience

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Real vs Fake Friends

Got this via email today...

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
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FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
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FAKE FRiENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
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FAKE FRiENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: Cry with you
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FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
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FAKE FRiENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
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FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
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FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
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FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
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FAKE FRiENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
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FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!!

...Which one are you? hmmm

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Reply #1 posted 02/22/07 12:37pm

Handclapsfinga snapz	is this one of them chain e-mails/myspace posts? send this to 100 people by 12 o'clock midnight (mountain time) while sticking out your tongue and pointing it to the west and jump up and down 20 times, otherwise you'll have bad luck and you won't get a date for the prom!!111!1!1!!!
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Reply #2 posted 02/22/07 12:57pm

NAnomaly	REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit." I love this one... and myself and my friends ARE REAL!!!
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Reply #3 posted 02/22/07 1:31pm

theAudience

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

is this one of them chain e-mails/myspace posts?

send this to 100 people by 12 o'clock midnight (mountain time) while sticking out your tongue and pointing it to the west and jump up and down 20 times, otherwise you'll have bad luck and you won't get a date for the prom!!111!1!1!!! omfg

Definitely chain-email. That's how I got it. wink

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Reply #4 posted 02/22/07 1:32pm

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NAnomaly said:

and myself and my friends ARE REAL!!!

Good...

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Reply #5 posted 02/22/07 1:43pm

12FU	real friends know when to get out to make it better for you. can't grow if you're held down or back.
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Reply #6 posted 02/22/07 3:54pm

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Hey tA. Doesn't look like I'm gonna make it to NAMM this Summer. Grab a stack of magazines for me.

I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired!

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Reply #7 posted 02/22/07 3:57pm

brownsugar	i'm always real. and there's no gray area for fake. either your real or i don't know ya
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Reply #8 posted 02/22/07 4:01pm

theAudience

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Adisa said:

Hey tA. Doesn't look like I'm gonna make it to NAMM this Summer. Grab a stack of magazines for me.

OK...

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Tribal Disorder

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Reply #9 posted 02/22/07 4:02pm

SureThing	This is weird, cuz I got this email a couple months ago, but it said Schuylkill County Friends, and Non or something like that.
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Reply #10 posted 02/22/07 4:05pm

Illustrator	Real friends swallow. So my only real friend is my blow up doll. But then again, she's also a whore.
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Reply #11 posted 02/23/07 6:16am

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theAudience said:

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

The older I get, the less tolerance I have for 'fake' friends.....no friends with hidden agendas, no dishonesty, no disrespect....life is too short for drama and b.s.

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