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Yo Mama SOOOO stupid.... when she got her period she bought visene to try and get the red out!!!
I watched a marathon of YO MAMA on MTV2 this weekend...sorry. Anyway, I love YO MAMA jokes...post your favorites!!! [Edited 2/21/07 10:24am] | |
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up | |
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your mothers a whore!
that one OWNS! | |
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She gave her neighbor a BJ to help him with his unemployment. | |
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Your momma is so fat her clothes got stretch marks.  | |
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yo mama so ugly that when she went in a haunted house she came back out with a application
heh heh heh my kids told me that one. | |
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Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?" | |
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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles! | |
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my fave...
yo mama so short she gotta cuff her panties  | |
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abierman said: Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Ahahahahhaaa!!!!! LOVE this one! | |
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Yo momma is overweight and of low moral character. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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Yo mama is so stupid she thinks Tom Brady is one of the Brady Bunch. | |
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2the9s said: Yo mama is so stupid she thinks Tom Brady is one of the Brady Bunch.
That was uhhh...la la la LAME! | |
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PS: I can't believe he's going to be a father. My chances are slowly diminishing. | |
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CarrieLee said: 2the9s said: Yo mama is so stupid she thinks Tom Brady is one of the Brady Bunch.
That was uhhh...la la la LAME! Confirmed. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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HobbesLeCute said: CarrieLee said: That was uhhh...la la la LAME! Confirmed. Yo mama is so stupid she thought my joke was funny. | |
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yo mama so fat, she carries a cell phonebooth
yo mama so ugly the mirror says "You're the fairest, just stop looking at me!!" My Legacy
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Yo mama's got the whitest teeth I've ever come across!!!
That's disturbing coming from 1st graders yanno...  " | |
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no mama jokes.....you're so ugly when your mother gave birth to you she said is it too late for an abortion? | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: Yo mama's got the whitest teeth I've ever come across!!!
That's disturbing coming from 1st graders yanno... Actually, someone telling you your mother is hot can be disturbing, too (I've been told!) My Legacy
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NDRU said: FruitToAttractBears said: Yo mama's got the whitest teeth I've ever come across!!!
That's disturbing coming from 1st graders yanno... Actually, someone telling you your mother is hot can be disturbing, too (I've been told!) hmm i think you're missing the joke... " | |
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Yo mama so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain!
WONK WONK! | |
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Yo mama so fat when yo Daddy threw her out the house, he had 2 make two trips. Listen to me on The House of Pop Culture podcast on itunes http://itunes.apple.com/u...d438631917 | |
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yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: NDRU said: Actually, someone telling you your mother is hot can be disturbing, too (I've been told!) hmm i think you're missing the joke... probably, I'm quite dense My Legacy
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CarrieLee said: Yo mama so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain!
WONK WONK! I like that. | |
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brownsugar said: yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind
ooooold. | |
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