is CONSTANTLY washing clothes! Now, normally I wouldn't mind, but in this building (where about 10 people live), we only have one washer and one dryer. It is hard enough to try to get in the laundry room to wash your clothes as it is. But when this bitch is washing clothes every damn night when she comes home from work, it makes it damn near impossible! Talk about inconsiderate and selfish!!!! People like this piss me off royally.

Kill her.

JustErin said:

co-sign

and bury her in dirty clothes.

JustErin said:

Believe me, I want to, she has caused me nothing but trouble since she moved in.

CLEARLY, your building needs a laundry sign-up sheet posted in the laundry room.

abierman said:

oh, and the neighbor needs to be killed, of course.

FunkMistress said:

!!

Anx said:

Agreed, but I doubt that anybody would follow it.

Anx said:

Anybody wanna help me?

psychodelicide said:

have your landlord post it and say that anyone who doesn't comply, he'll evict their april fresh smellin' asses!

Anx said:

They never had a sign-up sheet for using the machines before, so I doubt that they would start one now. I can hear people bitching, "We never had to sign up to use the machines before, why do we have to do it now?"
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Maybe she's a server or a cook or works somewhere where she needs to clean her uniforms daily. I know when I worked at a restaurant, I had to clean my clothes every day. Even if you have several shirts and pants and aprons, you can't leave them sitting for several days filthy like that, or that stuff will never wash out.

Ask your landlord to consider putting in an extra washer/dryer? 1 unit for 10 people doesn't sound like enough to begin with.

Add bleach to her colors! That'll set her straight.

Tom said:

Not sure what she does for a living, I thought she worked for an insurance company, but I could be wrong.

As far as putting in an extra washer and dryer, I don't know if that's doable, since the laundry room is kinda small. Guess I need to go to the laundromat, which I hate doing. I dislike having to drag my dirty clothes, laundry soap, dryer sheets, stain remover to another place to do wash. It's nice to just be able to throw it into the machines downstairs and then go back upstairs and do something while it's washing/drying.

ThreadCula said:

Oooh, I like that!!

does she seem sane enough that you could approach her and just say "hey, i notice you're always down here the same time every night, which really puts me in a bind. can i use this room at X:00 a couple times a week?"

and if she says no, THAT is when you sneak down some night and take a pee in her spin cycle.

Anx said:

@ taking a pee in her spin cycle. No, she really is not the approachable type - she's a bitch. The last time I approached her nicely to talk to her about something, she got all huffy and stormed off. So I don't even bother with her anymore, it just is not worth it. She's a fuckin weirdo, honestly.

Maybe she's a prostitute in her spare time? LOL

Tom said:

That very well could be, she divorced her husband about 5 years ago. !!!!

psychodelicide said:

A bitch, huh?

Well, forget what I said about peeing in her spin cycle. Instead, your neighbor might be able to use a little BROWN in her wardrobe, if ya catch my drift...

Anx said:

I catch your drift. !!!

Sounds like she needs to be taken to the laundry...couple of spin cycles
oughta do it...

obsessed said:

! I'll be sure to put some brown stuff and some pee in there too, for good measure. !!

So its settled,we hit her with the pee & poo.

If she doesnt cooperate, we wack her ass and stuff her in the dryer.

Excellent

ThreadCula said:

Sounds like a plan.

Wonder what that neighbor would think if she could read this thread...

psychodelicide said:

Maybe she sweats like a hog when she's trying to sell insurance to people...I mean, being she's all bitchy and all, it'd have to be hard work to act nice to people to get them to buy something from her.

Anx said:

Or is that Dreft?


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