A place 2 confess Ur sins








I once excused myself from a date in a Chinese restaurant to go and use the wash room...



I never went back

I did something similar.


The funny thing is that I actually met the girl about 3 nights earlier and we sucked face all night on the dancefloor at a local nightclub. She called me up the next night and we arrange a date.

When I went on a date with her, I realized how unattractive she was to me (being that I was totally sober on the date ).

I had to avoid one of my favorite nightclubs for months after that.

Imago said:

A lot of women go to gay clubs there?

I once lied about being sick so I wouldn't have to go out with a guy. He offered to bring me soup. I said I didn't want him coming over cause my apartment was a mess, another lie. He offered to come over and clean for me.

I said no, I wasn't comfortable, went out with a friend that night and he was at the club I went to.


I still think maybe I made a mistake considering he was willing to clean for me just to see me. I didn't realize back then that those guys are few and far between.

I let my daughter steal place mats from a department store for me.


But I left them at the mall anyway.



I just couldn't do it.

I almost got thrown out of massage school when I got caught cheating on my hours.


I was supposed to work a Relay for Life.

Instead I got a bunch of guys to fill out bogus slips.

Then the relay for life people ratted me out.

Fauxie said:

I'm bisexual and I can't stop checking out women's asses and boobs! It's like being a sexual schizophrenic!

CarrieMpls said:

He seems just like me!

MikeMatronik said:

awww..... then you must be sweet.

But I was also incredibly shy then and worried about hurting feelings and lacked the courage to tell the truth, that I just didn't want to go out with him.
These days, I wouldn't do that anymore. If anyone wants to clean for me, they can totally go to town.

I once tried on my step Mom's panties as I masturbated in the bathroom.

When my half-brother and sisters kept knocking to ask what I was doing I said "meditating"

I was 12 and was'nt sure what meditating was but it sounded pretty important so I went with that excuse.

Later in life I discovered that what I had done is classed as a Transvestitefetish

Later still I discovered that the fact my step-Mom had skid marks in her panties technically classed it as also a scat fetish


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sexyAuntyFuka said:

OMG!

sexyAuntyFuka said:

Oh my fuck.

SureThing said:

You mean the little one? How would she have been able to steal place mats, they must have been bigger than her almost?

Man, I would have felt bad for years and years if I'd asked my kid to steal. I feel bad enough about tainting myself with bad deeds.

retina said:

We were at the mall and she was in the cart and she grabbed these satiny place mats off the shelf that would have matched my dining room PERFECTLY. I stood there just till she grabbed 4 and left.

But then I them in the cart.

I jsut COULDN'T do it.



And stop judging everyone!

I atleast admit to it.

SureThing said:

I'm not judging everyone.

If I'm judging anyone harshly, it's myself. So much so that I don't even want to talk about some of the things I feel guilty about.

I think you're brave to admit things that would have made be ridden with guilt for years.

retina said:

See where forgetting to add a coma can get you?

I meant, now stop judging, everyone!

SureThing said:

Oh, okay.

SureThing said:

Nice save.

Go send your son to steal a pack of smokes for you.

JustErin said:

Oh please, smoking is SOOOOO 90's.

SureThing said:

Oh that's right, it is.

Methadone is the new pink.

JustErin said:

SureThing said:

I think that is the sweetest typo ever.

purrrr

HamsterHuey said:

I totally debated before I wrote it too.

I was like comma, coma? comma coma?

I picked the wrong one.

How bout this one.

You remember Dessert and Desert like this.

Dessert has 2 S'es because you want more of it.

SureThing said:

I ponder on that one too, often.
Excruciating, isn't it, the English language, sometimes?

i have nothing to confess. i am perfect.

i haven't always realized i was perfect, because i was brought up among the stupid. it's kind of like being raised by wolves and thinking you're one of them until one day you catch your reflection in a stream and go "wait a minute!"

so anyway, yeah.

HamsterHuey said:

North East South West

Never Eat Shredded Wheat.

Every Good Boy Does Fine

E G B D F

I confess I want to hurt Anx at times.

Quite often, actually.

HamsterHuey said:

Me too.

If I ever see him, I'm gonna fuck him up.

SureThing said:

some days i feel just like rocky the flying squirrel.