-feltbluish gets his peepee puppies ready for the massive offensive strike that will go down in the annals as "Operation Spray"-

Your crops are going down!!! >
[This message was edited Thu Sep 12 11:26:28 PDT 2002 by feltbluish]

feltbluish said:

It will never happen, Tex... Our automatic irrigation systems will put out any fires that you might think of lighting... and our trained subterranean gopher squad will pop up and bite your dog's legs off at the ankles at the first sign of intrusion!

Ice I think you'd taste real good with a little "ah-so" sauce smothered all over!!! Stick a rod up your ass and roast you like a pig!

CarrieLee said:

You have mistaken me for Ned Beatty

"Squeal like a pig for me boy..."

:O

IceNine said:

I'm not mistaking you for anyone! Now geeet over here!! *Carrie sharpens the ass end of the rod*

CarrieLee said:

We are getting into a kind of "Lord of the Flies" thing here...

*IceNine readies the badger unit for attack*

Maybe we can meet in Kansas to talk this out...

Icenine

CarrieLee said:

Wait... this is starting to look like fun... stop that.

IceNine said:

Ohhh don't be mistaken! That's how I round up my cattle before I feast on them!

CarrieLee said:

That is excellent news... the vegetarian army has recently released a crack team of ninja cows to ranches and farms across the world...

I don't think it will be very long before you find that whip in a new location...

:LOL:

Excelllent!!!

IceNine said:

Bullshit! All of my meat know to obide by CarrieCee's rules! No if's ands or butt's about it! Except maybe for some pork shoulder butt... Ummm pork shoulder butt argghghhh

CarrieLee said:

Wow, that sucks for me then...

*IceNine smiles to himself, knowing that it is much easier to defeat a deluded and over-confident opponent.*

IceNine said:

That's it, I'm going to have to gas you to death

Icenine Icenine Icenine Icenine Icenine

You're getting sleeepy, very very sleeepy...

CarrieLee said:

Hey!!!

Stay the fuck out of our cabbage and sauerkraut reserves!

IceNine said:

Those are meat and beer farts darling!!! Pungent!

CarrieLee said:

*IceNine warns the vegetarian troops of an upcoming carnivore plot to eat tons of polska kielbaska sausages and drink lots of malt liquor in an effort to power out lots of stinking flatulents*

Okay, do your worst... StinkyLee... we shall overcome!

*feltbluish up in his WI fort starts buying Miller products and brats n 'kraut like there's no tomorrow*

IceNine said:

We shall see IceAss! I will thaw you with my gas!

CarrieLee said:

That's okay, Carrie... IceNine is a hard name to make a pun on... keep trying though!

:LOL:

WoooHooo!

IceNine said:

FUCK! And I was doing so well!

More reason to roast you like a pig wise ass!

CarrieLee said:

No, really... it was a good one...

:LOL:

IceNine said:

Ahh so you've run out as well...


Thread over, start new one...

CarrieLee said:

Oh... I NEVER run out... never...

BTW: My recon team tells me that you have just ordered six extra-large pepperoni, sausage, pepperoni, beef, bacon, pepperoni, sausage, anchovy and hamburger pizzas.

I would advise you not to go to the door when the bell rings... this is your only warning.

EDIT: Corrected horrible spelling errors...
[This message was edited Thu Sep 12 12:18:12 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

IceNine said:

Those are SO good!
[This message was edited Thu Sep 12 12:17:27 PDT 2002 by feltbluish]

IceNine said:

Nope, that wasn't me. I just ordered some fresh rabbits, penguins and bald eagles to be delivered at 5pm. My meat time!

CarrieLee said:

*IceNine intecepts transmission and replaces ordered rabbits, penguins and bald eagles with shaolin trained agents*

Oh, really... I must have gotten bad information.

Sorry.

feltbluish said:

You should try a veggie pizza... much better and more humane, you bloodthirsty villain!

IceNine said:

I like those too

feltbluish said:

Aha!

It is not too late for you to come back from the dark side!

It's 4:26, almost time for me to cook up that nice fat piece of filet mignon!!! I think I'll have some sauteed mushrooms and onions with that. And a beer. Ooooh lala! Ice, wanna come over?