CarrieLee said:

*IceNine rallies the vegetarian troops*
*Creates diabolical plot to destroy the carnivores*
*Vegetarian commandos begin training*

Ha, ha... the joke is soon to be on you...

IceNine said:

Not if I throw YOU into a pot of boiling water first!

IceNine said:

Let's see how funny you think it is when we rally the farmers to our cause! We will block your vegetable shipments and force you to cannibalism!"

AzureStar said:

HA! You fools!

Plans have already been made to deal with just such a plot.

You will be the cannibals soon... not only that, you will be forced to auto-cannibalize yourselves due to our divide and conquer approach. Please write in and tell us how your legs taste when broiled properly, okay?

*IceNine grins the grin of the victor and laughs at the heavens*

Listen here... Don't make me run to Home Depot and buy 5,000,000 gallons of Roundup and take care of your weed problem, ya buncha rabbits!




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[This message was edited Thu Sep 12 9:54:19 PDT 2002 by AzureStar]

AzureStar said:

Rabbits, eh? Do you know what rabbits do best? Come on over here and let me show you!

IceNine said:

I surrender...

AzureStar said:

You always surrender so easily... I like that. I will be easier on you this time, okay?



Now... for the rest of the carnivores... don't make me fuck you too!

:EVIL:

Hey hey hey, take it to the bedroom and off this thread!

Meat rocks!

CarrieLee said:

Little do you know that fucking is a large part of the vegetarian plan to conquer the world...

*IceNine rallies the vegetarian sexual commandos and fires his cucumber launcher in CarrieLee's general direction in a rapid-fire manner*

IceNine said:

I prefer the man's "meat" thank you very much!!

*Carrie fires the cucumber right back at Icenine...TAKE THAT!*

CarrieLee said:

Oh shit!!! You hit the fucking mark with that one... damn it... that sucked...

I'll get you now, goddamn it!!!

*IceNine loads the mortar cannon with extra-large summer squash and takes careful aim at CarrieLee...*

*Success!*

IceNine said:

Success my ass! CarrieLee's man's meat is so big he swung around and hit that squash like a baseball right back at ya! Careful, you don't have much protein so you'll tire out fast!!

i'm an omnivore. both sides win.

*At long last, the vegetarians have finished training an elite group of farm animals to defend themselves.*

*IceNine sends these elite warriors out on a mission to train other farm animals and start an animal revolt, much like in Orwell's "Animal Farm" only nicer.*


Excellent... the plan is coming together...

CarrieLee said:

Damn your black heart, Mark MacGwire!!! Now I must train some homing eggplant to find their mark no matter what!

Watch out Mark, some of these eggplants have your name on them :EVIL:

Icenine, stop trying to fuck those cows!! If you don't eat em, you can't fuck em! yup, those are the rules!

CarrieLee said:

Just because I love animals it doesn't mean that I LOVE animals...

Now... watch out for the friggin' eggplant!!!

Cruelty-free, and health issues are plenty
enough reason to be a vegetarian.

Studies show that vegetarians suffer much less from
illnesses then people who eat meat. Being a vegetarian
you can get all the nutritional value you need from,
beans, soy, proteins, vegetables, fruits, nuts.
Plus cooking vegetarian is delicious. I've tried
to convince many family members and friends!

Certainly you have heard the horror stories of how
animals are treated, it's complete cruelty.

Animals are fattened up, when they don't need to
be, and this food could go to starving children
all over the world. A child dies of starvation
somewhere in the world every 2.3 seconds.

Also, there are environmental concerns. While animals
are being fattened up for human consumption, the cattle
erode the top-soil, and vast quanitites of methane are
produced. Termites feed upon the forest, thus there
is more methane. There is a huge concern for our forests.


veggie burgers for me

IceNine said:

no!! not the eggplant!!! *Carrie and her meat take cover*

EchoOfMySoul said:

Ahhh, veggie burgers are for pussies!!!

CarrieLee said:

Bend over and face your fears!

:LOL:

*IceNine lauches the first wave of homing eggplant*

Carnivores rule, vegetarians drool.


How's that 4 an argument?

CarrieLee said:

You might enjoy them more if you used your mouth when eating them.

:LOL:

IceNine said:

That was pretty lame Icenine

Next comeback please...





[This message was edited Thu Sep 12 10:26:34 PDT 2002 by CarrieLee]

All I gotta say is: I never needed my canines to tear off a big piece of cantalope or rip thru a paticularly firm tomato.

Even other animals eat animals. R they wrong too?

CarrieLee said:

That one left a mark, didn't it?

:LOL:

theC said:

Kiss my fleshy little ass, u narrow-behinded dimwit.

feltbluish said:

You know what... that was pretty damned funny!

Now tell us how you intend to whip our vegetarian asses, if you please.

Icenine I'm going to tie you down and rub red meat all over your face!! You watch!! And you'll love it!!


And by the way *my* meat is not red, it's pink, so don't go there...