AnckSuNamun said:

in all the hundreds of times i have gotten high, i have never hadthe urge to knock on my neighbors doors...






not even to see if they had any twinkies.

He was trying to break in, I have read about this before. It is this or selling steaks.

XxAxX said:

or at least the rest of the world would be safe from weirdos once we're all in the same house.

Funny story, but as well!

Anx said:

we should pitch this to VH1
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thats crackhead marketing alright it really doesn't matter where you live in Chicago, they are everywhere. i was in Mcdonald's and this man was trying to sell me and this lady some shoes that were new but you could tell someone had worn them a little bit. must've stole them while they were sleep. He just carried them around in his hands in the cold-no bag, no box nuthin

IrresistibleB1tch said:

can you imagine? it'd be the highest-rated thing ever. the crazies on flavor of love wouldn't even come close.

brownsugar said:

oh man...

brownsugar said:

people are INSANE

evenstar3 said:

It would be so good!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

there are crazy neighbors everywhere. the guy upstairs plays in a band and likes to practice after10 and has a grandmother that cusses him out every saturday morning around 8am. you can count on it to happen every other weekend when she visits. my other neighbor hit my car and then tryind not to own up to it. dude your car is white and mine is purple didn't hear the crunch or notice that you have purple paint on your bumper.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

OMG, yes! I've always said we should have a show on VH-1, MTV or whatever with orgers on it. Kinda like a "Real World" show or something. That would rock!

evenstar3 said:

Definitely!

emm said:

oh no!

we used to have a car park, but no car
so it didn't bother us who parked in it
then my flatmate got a car and we found out which spot was ours, and then she parked in it. Got an angry note the next morning along the lines of "show some consideration!" so I made a nice letter with a photocopy of the plan from the estate agent they never dared argue after that.

mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said:

I WISH more random guys would start whipping their cocks out and beating off in public! LOL. I wouldn't mind at all.

You should have answered the door in a thong, and asked if he wanted to come up stairs and watch the movies with you, while batting your eyes.

Tom said:

i live in boystown. even the crazy crackheads are gay here. he would have just thought he'd returned to his mothership or whatever.

Tom said:

I'm gonna have to say NO to that one.

ew.

CarrieMpls said:

only if i had the power to choose which ones, and even then, i don't think it's a power i'd use. well, maybe if i were passing one of those ranting fundamentalist types, i'd use my power and he'd start wanking uncontrollably in the middle of a diatribe about fornicators or something. that would be kind of cool.

Tom said:

!!

Tom said:

Not this guy he was one of those old scruffy homeless dudes. I did also see a homeless women light up a crack pipe in one of the cubby hole seats on the L-Train. It was sad more then anything. I think that was the saddest thing I have ever seen, they guy jerking off was the craziest and funniest thing ever.