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WHAT IS IT WITH CRAZY NEIGHBORS LATELY?!? Ok, so I'm sitting here in my apartment minding my own business, as I am wont to do in my own apartment, considering I live alone (I guess I could get in my cat's business, but that lacks reward)...
My doorbell rings - MIND YOU, IT'S 8:50PM - and I'm thinking it's my landlord dropping by with some kind of banal message about our utilities or whatever, so I run downstairs to meet him at the door. I open the door, and it's not my landlord. It's some IDIOT dressed in a baseball jersey. No coat. "DO YOU WANT TO BUY A VCR AND SOME TAPES?" he says. (okay, not a DVD player. not a freakin TIVO. a VCfugginR  )
Say WHAT?!?! NO! "YOU SURE, MAN? I LIVE RIGHT ACROSS FROM YOU!" Huh?! "THEN LET ME IN, I'LL ASK YOUR NEIGHBORS!" WHAT?! "COME ON, LET ME IN!" SLAM!!! WTF?!?! Hell is empty and the dead are walking tonight, I'm tellin ya. I should have sent this guy to visit the obnoxious laundry lady neighbor or the loud grunting typing man (shameless attempt at a tie-in with other threads). | |
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Anx said: I open the door, and it's not my landlord. It's some IDIOT dressed in a baseball jersey. No coat.
"DO YOU WANT TO BUY A VCR AND SOME TAPES?" he says. Couldn't he just cruise Best Buy parking-lots like normal weirdos?  | |
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 What tapes were they? looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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 you ARE antisocial. | |
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AnckSuNamun said: What tapes were they?HE WAS EMPTY HANDED!!!! | |
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BlackAdder7 said: you ARE antisocial.well, he's on his way to your place now. set out the good china.  | |
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Anx said: AnckSuNamun said: What tapes were they?HE WAS EMPTY HANDED!!!! Maybe he was high. Had to be. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Anx said: Hell is empty and the dead are walking tonight, I'm tellin ya.
I'm surprised u opened the door "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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He sounds like a crackhead to me. They will try to sell anything. I was getting out of my car one night at a convenience store and one tried to sell me a phone cord. I said "Motherfucker, don't you think if I had a phone, I would already have a damn phone cord?!". Andy is a four letter word. | |
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WTF kind of town do you live in?
Aren't you that poor soul who witnessed a crazy next to you on the train call the police on himself? | |
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Imago said: WTF kind of town do you live in?
Aren't you that poor soul who witnessed a crazy next to you on the train call the police on himself? I was just thinking about that story recently! | |
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Wow...that sounds familiar. 
No, no...I rather wish it did though. My neighbors bore me. HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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vainandy said: He sounds like a crackhead to me. They will try to sell anything. I was getting out of my car one night at a convenience store and one tried to sell me a phone cord. I said "Motherfucker, don't you think if I had a phone, I would already have a damn phone cord?!".
looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Anx said: Ok, so I'm sitting here in my apartment minding my own business, as I am wont to do in my own apartment, considering I live alone (I guess I could get in my cat's business, but that lacks reward)...
My doorbell rings - MIND YOU, IT'S 8:50PM - and I'm thinking it's my landlord dropping by with some kind of banal message about our utilities or whatever, so I run downstairs to meet him at the door. I open the door, and it's not my landlord. It's some IDIOT dressed in a baseball jersey. No coat. "DO YOU WANT TO BUY A VCR AND SOME TAPES?" he says. (okay, not a DVD player. not a freakin TIVO. a VCfugginR )
Say WHAT?!?! NO! "YOU SURE, MAN? I LIVE RIGHT ACROSS FROM YOU!" Huh?! "THEN LET ME IN, I'LL ASK YOUR NEIGHBORS!" WHAT?! "COME ON, LET ME IN!" SLAM!!! WTF?!?! Hell is empty and the dead are walking tonight, I'm tellin ya. I should have sent this guy to visit the obnoxious laundry lady neighbor or the loud grunting typing man (shameless attempt at a tie-in with other threads). Wait until you know he's washing clothes, and pee in the washing machine. That'll show him.  [Edited 2/21/07 19:54pm] RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Anx said: BlackAdder7 said: you ARE antisocial.well, he's on his way to your place now. set out the good china. | |
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did he happen to be brandishing an heirloom sword? a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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I had crazy ass neighbors like that when I lived in chicago too...gave me the hebegebes...nothing will top the time I saw the guy jerking off on the L Platform at the stop for Lawrence on the red line. He had it whipped out, going to town with a big old smile on his face. | |
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mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said: I had crazy ass neighbors like that when I lived in chicago too...gave me the hebegebes...nothing will top the time I saw the guy jerking off on the L Platform at the stop for Lawrence on the red line. He had it whipped out, going to town with a big old smile on his face.
the lawrecne stop, you say? was he cute? | |
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my neighbours are really nice
they take in our bins for us and when he was still alive Mario used to do the weeds on our side of the fence | |
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ZombieKitten said: my neighbours are really nice
they take in our bins for us and when he was still alive Mario used to do the weeds on our side of the fence the neighbors IN my building are really nice. not, like, "let's have tea and bond spiritually" nice, but friendly enough to make living here pleasant. i don't know where the freakball from last night came from. i suspect he didn't really live across the courtyard from me. | |
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Did I tell you about the time my drunken upstairs neighbor burst into my apartment, all confused about where she was? She'd locked herself out and was just trying to get in out of the cold. I took her through my apartment to the other part of the basement, but she was still locked out of her unit. I finally ended up calling the landlord to let her in. I sat with her while she cried on the steps about how her life has gone wrong while we waited for him to show up.
I was really freaked out and pissed until I realized, there but for the grace of something... oh you know. |
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CarrieMpls said: Did I tell you about the time my drunken upstairs neighbor burst into my apartment, all confused about where she was? She'd locked herself out and was just trying to get in out of the cold. I took her through my apartment to the other part of the basement, but she was still locked out of her unit. I finally ended up calling the landlord to let her in. I sat with her while she cried on the steps about how her life has gone wrong while we waited for him to show up.
I was really freaked out and pissed until I realized, there but for the grace of something... oh you know.
why can't we have normal wacky neighbors like on TV? what ever happened to willona? betty rubble? schneider? (ok, he was technically the super, but he was cooler than any super I'VE ever had) | |
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Anx said: Ok, so I'm sitting here in my apartment minding my own business, as I am wont to do in my own apartment, considering I live alone (I guess I could get in my cat's business, but that lacks reward)...
My doorbell rings - MIND YOU, IT'S 8:50PM - and I'm thinking it's my landlord dropping by with some kind of banal message about our utilities or whatever, so I run downstairs to meet him at the door. I open the door, and it's not my landlord. It's some IDIOT dressed in a baseball jersey. No coat. "DO YOU WANT TO BUY A VCR AND SOME TAPES?" he says. (okay, not a DVD player. not a freakin TIVO. a VCfugginR )
Say WHAT?!?! NO! "YOU SURE, MAN? I LIVE RIGHT ACROSS FROM YOU!" Huh?! "THEN LET ME IN, I'LL ASK YOUR NEIGHBORS!" WHAT?! "COME ON, LET ME IN!" SLAM!!! WTF?!?! Hell is empty and the dead are walking tonight, I'm tellin ya. I should have sent this guy to visit the obnoxious laundry lady neighbor or the loud grunting typing man (shameless attempt at a tie-in with other threads). I thought stuff like that only happened on TV. | |
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Anx said: CarrieMpls said: Did I tell you about the time my drunken upstairs neighbor burst into my apartment, all confused about where she was? She'd locked herself out and was just trying to get in out of the cold. I took her through my apartment to the other part of the basement, but she was still locked out of her unit. I finally ended up calling the landlord to let her in. I sat with her while she cried on the steps about how her life has gone wrong while we waited for him to show up.
I was really freaked out and pissed until I realized, there but for the grace of something... oh you know.
why can't we have normal wacky neighbors like on TV? what ever happened to willona? betty rubble? schneider? (ok, he was technically the super, but he was cooler than any super I'VE ever had) why can't ya'll both live in my apartment building? it's wacky neighbor-free. | |
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Then don't complain if you have problems making new friends.  | |
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novabrkr said: Then don't complain if you have problems making new friends.
orgnote me your phone number and i'll pass it along to him the next time he drops by.  | |
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i still get  when i think of the bitch that moved into my last apartment building
and couldn't figure out how to read the numbers for the parking stalls so she had my fucking car towed!! i was in such a panic i thought it had been stolen bitch!  bitch! bitch! bitch! bitch!  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said: I had crazy ass neighbors like that when I lived in chicago too...gave me the hebegebes...nothing will top the time I saw the guy jerking off on the L Platform at the stop for Lawrence on the red line. He had it whipped out, going to town with a big old smile on his face.
OMG, ewwwww!!  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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emm said: i still get
when i think of the bitch that moved into my last apartment building
and couldn't figure out how to read the numbers for the parking stalls so she had my fucking car towed!! i was in such a panic i thought it had been stolen bitch! bitch! bitch! bitch! bitch! OMG! Damn, girl! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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this is why we need to buy a great big house and have all of us ORGers move in together. that way we know we will be safe from weirdos   | |
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