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Food Wars! Hi... IceNine here... I started too many topics today and was forced to log into my sweetie's account to start this inane topic, so this is not her fault.
Okay, here we go! Vegetarians versus Carnivores Let's hear some good arguments for your food choices and let's hear EXACTLY why you could whip the ass off of your opposing food eating group. You can feel free to flame the group as a whole, but please don't attack an individual vegetarian or carnivore. Let's keep this clean, yet ugly! Ready... Begin! ... [This message was edited Wed Sep 11 14:02:00 PDT 2002 by AzureStar] | |
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Well... I am a vegetarian and I will utilize a turnip as a sort of bludgeon to pound the carnivorous hordes. I will subjugate the carnivores by virtue of my mighty squash cannon.
Tremble in fear, assholes. ... [This message was edited Wed Sep 11 13:59:40 PDT 2002 by IceNine] SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Ah well I won't be baited into another argument like this  We did the whole vegetarian vs carnivore deal on the old black and purple Prince.org and it wasn't pretty!
Besides, being a vegetarian all my life, I've heard every lame "argument" a meat-eater can possibly make against vegetarianism and ever lame excuse for their "lifestyle choice". It just holds no fun and no challenge anymore! Now excuse me, I feel dizzy with all this excitement  | |
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You know what happens out in the "jungle".Carnivore has a little "fun" with herbivore just before dinner 
No way around it just nature.Meat eaters are the TOP of the food chain | |
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theC said: You know what happens out in the "jungle".Carnivore has a little "fun" with herbivore just before dinner
No way around it just nature.Meat eaters are the TOP of the food chain Oh, really...? Are you barbarians going to eat us? How original! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: theC said: You know what happens out in the "jungle".Carnivore has a little "fun" with herbivore just before dinner
No way around it just nature.Meat eaters are the TOP of the food chain Oh, really...? Are you barbarians going to eat us? How original! Not original but effective | |
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theC said: IceNine said: theC said: You know what happens out in the "jungle".Carnivore has a little "fun" with herbivore just before dinner
No way around it just nature.Meat eaters are the TOP of the food chain Oh, really...? Are you barbarians going to eat us? How original! Not original but effective I will send in a huge army of armored goats to graze all of your grassland down... then leave. Let's see how you guys do then! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Now that I have stopped eating food, and live on a liquid diet, I consider myself to be a vegetarian.
But, I urge you all, to eat my meat. Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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IceNine said: theC said: IceNine said: theC said: You know what happens out in the "jungle".Carnivore has a little "fun" with herbivore just before dinner
No way around it just nature.Meat eaters are the TOP of the food chain Oh, really...? Are you barbarians going to eat us? How original! Not original but effective I will send in a huge army of armored goats to graze all of your grassland down... then leave. Let's see how you guys do then! theC I only need to make sure there are a FEW lions around and i think the problem will...disappear | |
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Are me and nine the only one's who eat food???Stand up and be counted(it's all in fun).Let's try to lighten the day up some  | |
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I would take all of the animals I've saved by NOT eating them and send them out into the battlefield to kill you guys... cattle stomping, chickens pecking, pigs biting... it'll be a huge bloody mess.
Animals can smell their kin on your breath... better watch out  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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[Snip - cross post, off-topic question removed. Ian] | |
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Natsume said: I would take all of the animals I've saved by NOT eating them and send them out into the battlefield to kill you guys... cattle stomping, chickens pecking, pigs biting... it'll be a huge bloody mess.
Animals can smell their kin on your breath... better watch out So can plants and trees | |
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theC said: So can plants and trees
You wouldn't be safe either, then! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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We have just armed an entire batallion of men and women with artichokes and pineapples... your carnivores are fucked now!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: We have just armed an entire batallion of men and women with artichokes and pineapples... your carnivores are fucked now!!!
theC Be careful we WILL bite the hand that feeds us
Btw we will eat the artichokes and pineapples too we don't discriminate.We eat it all [This message was edited Wed Sep 11 14:54:43 PDT 2002 by theC] | |
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theC said: IceNine said: We have just armed an entire batallion of men and women with artichokes and pineapples... your carnivores are fucked now!!!
theC Be careful we WILL bite the hand that feeds us
Btw we will eat the artichokes and pineapples too we don't discriminate.We eat it all
[This message was edited Wed Sep 11 14:54:43 PDT 2002 by theC] Oh, you fucking omnivorous pricks!!! Cannibals, I tell you... bloody cannibals!!! Is there no depravity you wouldn't commit? No evil you wouldn't perpetuate? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: theC said: IceNine said: We have just armed an entire batallion of men and women with artichokes and pineapples... your carnivores are fucked now!!!
theC Be careful we WILL bite the hand that feeds us
Btw we will eat the artichokes and pineapples too we don't discriminate.We eat it all
[This message was edited Wed Sep 11 14:54:43 PDT 2002 by theC] Oh, you fucking omnivorous pricks!!! Cannibals, I tell you... bloody cannibals!!! Is there no depravity you wouldn't commit? No evil you wouldn't perpetuate? theC There is one thing we WON'T touch...Neptune's Tuna | |
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theC said: IceNine said: theC said: IceNine said: We have just armed an entire batallion of men and women with artichokes and pineapples... your carnivores are fucked now!!!
theC Be careful we WILL bite the hand that feeds us
Btw we will eat the artichokes and pineapples too we don't discriminate.We eat it all
[This message was edited Wed Sep 11 14:54:43 PDT 2002 by theC] Oh, you fucking omnivorous pricks!!! Cannibals, I tell you... bloody cannibals!!! Is there no depravity you wouldn't commit? No evil you wouldn't perpetuate? theC There is one thing we WON'T touch...Neptune's Tuna Probably a fine choice!!! :LOL: I might have trouble marketing that stuff... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Oh, look! I posted a topic!
So, uh, Tony... you didn't have a problem watching me eat that beef burrito, did you? 
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AzureStar said: Oh, look! I posted a topic!
So, uh, Tony... you didn't have a problem watching me eat that beef burrito, did you? I didn't have any problem with that... it was damned near erotic and it got me in the mood for the activities that came later... ... [This message was edited Wed Sep 11 15:23:00 PDT 2002 by IceNine] SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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| @ the entire thread!!! | |
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mmm
bleeding prime rib...ahhh and to fufill the veggie requirement i want sauted mushrooms and onions blood and butter compliment each other beautifully | |
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GIve me MEAT!!! wait,that don't sound right Life my azz muthafucka, dis is a bitness!!
I love Gravy, I love Titties. I love Gravy Dipped Titties. | |
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I wish I could be a vegetarian. Meat makes me fat. But it's oooh sooo good.  | |
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DORA said: mmm
bleeding prime rib...ahhh and to fufill the veggie requirement i want sauted mushrooms and onions blood and butter compliment each other beautifully Ummm sooo goood!!! Not too bloody though, I like mine pink! | |
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LoL @ this thread...
Years ago while visiting my aunt at her farm...(I'm a city girl!)...I "mooed" at one of her cows, and it chased after me! Carnivore.  | |
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BelleBeyond said: LoL @ this thread...
Years ago while visiting my aunt at her farm...(I'm a city girl!)...I "mooed" at one of her cows, and it chased after me! Carnivore. hahahahahhaaa!!!
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*Firing rutabaga bazooka at all these fucking carnivores*
TAKE THAT, YOU HEARTLESS MEANIES!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: *Firing rutabaga bazooka at all these fucking carnivores*
TAKE THAT, YOU HEARTLESS MEANIES!!! 
I love to throw live lobsters in a pot of boiling water too. Those fuckers always pinch me in the summer time at the beach! | |
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