I confess I want to hurt Anx at times.

Quite often, actually.

when i was pregnant with my last son, i used to steal packs of cherry kool-aid

SureThing said:

You mean the little one? How would she have been able to steal place mats, they must have been bigger than her almost?

Man, I would have felt bad for years and years if I'd asked my kid to steal. I feel bad enough about tainting myself with bad deeds.

I once accidentally on purpose sprayed hairspray in some girl's face that was behind me in the mirror in the gym. I can't stand the skank.

I once accidentally on purpose stomped the shit out of some girl's foot in a club because she grabbed my boyfriend's hand.

I was hooked up with a guy who seemed to be pretty cool talking on the phone. We described each other, and he said that he was a fairly big guy but not that big. He said that he was the size of the rapper Eric Sermon...but when we finally went out on a date, he looked more like Big Pun...and he wasn't cute. When we ordered our food at the restaurant, he ordered the biggest entre on the menu, then acted like he couldn't eat it all and put half in a doggy bag (yeah right). After the date, he didn't even attempt to give me a goodbye hug...then i realized i couldn't even fit both of my arms around his body when i made the attempt to give him a hug...another turn off

after that, all of our phone calls were cut short if we talked at all. He texted me on my phone like two weeks later and said that he wanted me to call him, but if i didn't feel like talking to not worry about it....so i didn't worry about it.

i felt guilty about it for like two days, then i got over it.
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brownsugar said:

I quite often put completely made-up references on my essays and other academic papers that I write, because I know no one will bother to look them up and I'm too lazy to look up for them myself afterwards. Each one of my papers contain the referred page number "42", by the way.

... oh, and I once masturbated with a picture of my aunt. But that's perfectly normal, right?

Allright once I threw up mashed potatoes bcuz I didn't wanted 2 gain weight is this a "sin"?

I quite often put completely made-up references on my essays and other academic papers that I write, because I know no one will bother to look them up and I'm too lazy to look up for them myself afterwards. Each one of my papers contain the referred page number "42", by the way.

... oh, and I once masturbated with a picture of my aunt. But that's perfectly normal, right?

novabrkr said:

only if she was like 20 and married to your blood uncle, if she your mom's sister...

then duuuuuddddeeeee you are fucked up, i can sell you some hail mary's if you are buying?

novabrkr said:

as long as she was hot.....but if not.....

reneGade20 said:

Not really that hot. But I did once have sex with an older woman who looked a lot like her in compensation.

ATTENTION IN THE STORE....paging Mr. Oedipus, paging Mr. Oedipus.....

furygirl said:

that will be 15 hail mary's and you gotta eat a whole packet of Dorito's

sorry thems the rules

eraclito said:

no I can't do that I'm gonna puke again!

furygirl said:

watch it or i'll make you eat your puke too

reneGade20 said:

It's not my fault if my father never intervened with me as the projected object of my mother's desire and never performed a symbolic castration on me.