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I once excused myself from a date in a Chinese restaurant to go and use the wash room... I never went back Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted? ...was it u? | |
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I did something similar.
The funny thing is that I actually met the girl about 3 nights earlier and we sucked face all night on the dancefloor at a local nightclub. She called me up the next night and we arrange a date. When I went on a date with her, I realized how unattractive she was to me (being that I was totally sober on the date ). I had to avoid one of my favorite nightclubs for months after that. | |
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Imago said: I did something similar.
The funny thing is that I actually met the girl about 3 nights earlier and we sucked face all night on the dancefloor at a local nightclub. She called me up the next night and we arrange a date. When I went on a date with her, I realized how unattractive she was to me (being that I was totally sober on the date ). I had to avoid one of my favorite nightclubs for months after that. A lot of women go to gay clubs there? | |
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Ex-Moderator | I once lied about being sick so I wouldn't have to go out with a guy. He offered to bring me soup. I said I didn't want him coming over cause my apartment was a mess, another lie. He offered to come over and clean for me.
I said no, I wasn't comfortable, went out with a friend that night and he was at the club I went to. I still think maybe I made a mistake considering he was willing to clean for me just to see me. I didn't realize back then that those guys are few and far between. |
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I let my daughter steal place mats from a department store for me.
But I left them at the mall anyway. I just couldn't do it. | |
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I almost got thrown out of massage school when I got caught cheating on my hours.
I was supposed to work a Relay for Life. Instead I got a bunch of guys to fill out bogus slips. Then the relay for life people ratted me out. | |
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Fauxie said: Imago said: I did something similar.
The funny thing is that I actually met the girl about 3 nights earlier and we sucked face all night on the dancefloor at a local nightclub. She called me up the next night and we arrange a date. When I went on a date with her, I realized how unattractive she was to me (being that I was totally sober on the date ). I had to avoid one of my favorite nightclubs for months after that. A lot of women go to gay clubs there? | |
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I'm bisexual and I can't stop checking out women's asses and boobs! It's like being a sexual schizophrenic! | |
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CarrieMpls said: I once lied about being sick so I wouldn't have to go out with a guy. He offered to bring me soup. I said I didn't want him coming over cause my apartment was a mess, another lie. He offered to come over and clean for me.
I said no, I wasn't comfortable, went out with a friend that night and he was at the club I went to. I still think maybe I made a mistake considering he was willing to clean for me just to see me. I didn't realize back then that those guys are few and far between. He seems just like me! | |
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Ex-Moderator | MikeMatronik said: CarrieMpls said: I once lied about being sick so I wouldn't have to go out with a guy. He offered to bring me soup. I said I didn't want him coming over cause my apartment was a mess, another lie. He offered to come over and clean for me.
I said no, I wasn't comfortable, went out with a friend that night and he was at the club I went to. I still think maybe I made a mistake considering he was willing to clean for me just to see me. I didn't realize back then that those guys are few and far between. He seems just like me! awww..... then you must be sweet. But I was also incredibly shy then and worried about hurting feelings and lacked the courage to tell the truth, that I just didn't want to go out with him. These days, I wouldn't do that anymore. If anyone wants to clean for me, they can totally go to town. |
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I once tried on my step Mom's panties as I masturbated in the bathroom.
When my half-brother and sisters kept knocking to ask what I was doing I said "meditating" I was 12 and was'nt sure what meditating was but it sounded pretty important so I went with that excuse. Later in life I discovered that what I had done is classed as a Transvestitefetish Later still I discovered that the fact my step-Mom had skid marks in her panties technically classed it as also a scat fetish . [Edited 2/21/07 6:26am] Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted? ...was it u? | |
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sexyAuntyFuka said: I once tried on my step Mom's panties as I masturbated in the bathroom.
When my half-brother and sisters kept knocking to ask what I was doing I said "meditating" I was 12 and was'nt sure what meditating was but it sounded pretty important so I went with that excuse. Later in life I discovered that what I had done is classed as a Transvestitefetish Later still I discovered that the fact my step-Mom had skid marks in her panties technically classed it as also a scat fetish . [Edited 2/21/07 6:26am] OMG! | |
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sexyAuntyFuka said: Later still I discovered that the fact my step-Mom had skid marks in her panties technically classed it as also a scat fetish
Oh my fuck. | |
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SureThing said: I let my daughter steal place mats from a department store for me.
You mean the little one? How would she have been able to steal place mats, they must have been bigger than her almost? Man, I would have felt bad for years and years if I'd asked my kid to steal. I feel bad enough about tainting myself with bad deeds. | |
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retina said: SureThing said: I let my daughter steal place mats from a department store for me.
You mean the little one? How would she have been able to steal place mats, they must have been bigger than her almost? Man, I would have felt bad for years and years if I'd asked my kid to steal. I feel bad enough about tainting myself with bad deeds. We were at the mall and she was in the cart and she grabbed these satiny place mats off the shelf that would have matched my dining room PERFECTLY. I stood there just till she grabbed 4 and left. But then I them in the cart. I jsut COULDN'T do it. And stop judging everyone! I atleast admit to it. | |
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SureThing said: retina said: You mean the little one? How would she have been able to steal place mats, they must have been bigger than her almost? Man, I would have felt bad for years and years if I'd asked my kid to steal. I feel bad enough about tainting myself with bad deeds. We were at the mall and she was in the cart and she grabbed these satiny place mats off the shelf that would have matched my dining room PERFECTLY. I stood there just till she grabbed 4 and left. But then I them in the cart. I jsut COULDN'T do it. And stop judging everyone! I atleast admit to it. I'm not judging everyone. If I'm judging anyone harshly, it's myself. So much so that I don't even want to talk about some of the things I feel guilty about. I think you're brave to admit things that would have made be ridden with guilt for years. | |
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retina said: SureThing said: We were at the mall and she was in the cart and she grabbed these satiny place mats off the shelf that would have matched my dining room PERFECTLY. I stood there just till she grabbed 4 and left. But then I them in the cart. I jsut COULDN'T do it. And stop judging everyone! I atleast admit to it. I'm not judging everyone. If I'm judging anyone harshly, it's myself. So much so that I don't even want to talk about some of the things I feel guilty about. I think you're brave to admit things that would have made be ridden with guilt for years. See where forgetting to add a coma can get you? I meant, now stop judging, everyone! | |
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SureThing said: retina said: I'm not judging everyone. If I'm judging anyone harshly, it's myself. So much so that I don't even want to talk about some of the things I feel guilty about. I think you're brave to admit things that would have made be ridden with guilt for years. See where forgetting to add a coma can get you? I meant, now stop judging, everyone! Oh, okay. | |
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SureThing said: retina said: I'm not judging everyone. If I'm judging anyone harshly, it's myself. So much so that I don't even want to talk about some of the things I feel guilty about. I think you're brave to admit things that would have made be ridden with guilt for years. See where forgetting to add a coma can get you? I meant, now stop judging, everyone! Nice save. Go send your son to steal a pack of smokes for you. | |
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JustErin said: SureThing said: See where forgetting to add a coma can get you? I meant, now stop judging, everyone! Nice save. Go send your son to steal a pack of smokes for you. Oh please, smoking is SOOOOO 90's. | |
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SureThing said: JustErin said: Nice save. Go send your son to steal a pack of smokes for you. Oh please, smoking is SOOOOO 90's. Oh that's right, it is. Methadone is the new pink. | |
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JustErin said: SureThing said: Oh please, smoking is SOOOOO 90's. Oh that's right, it is. Methadone is the new pink. | |
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SureThing said: See where forgetting to add a coma can get you?
I think that is the sweetest typo ever. purrrr | |
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HamsterHuey said: SureThing said: See where forgetting to add a coma can get you?
I think that is the sweetest typo ever. purrrr I totally debated before I wrote it too. I was like comma, coma? comma coma? I picked the wrong one. How bout this one. You remember Dessert and Desert like this. Dessert has 2 S'es because you want more of it. | |
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SureThing said: How bout this one. You remember Dessert and Desert like this. Dessert has 2 S'es because you want more of it. I ponder on that one too, often. Excruciating, isn't it, the English language, sometimes? | |
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i have nothing to confess. i am perfect.
i haven't always realized i was perfect, because i was brought up among the stupid. it's kind of like being raised by wolves and thinking you're one of them until one day you catch your reflection in a stream and go "wait a minute!" so anyway, yeah. | |
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HamsterHuey said: SureThing said: How bout this one. You remember Dessert and Desert like this. Dessert has 2 S'es because you want more of it. I ponder on that one too, often. Excruciating, isn't it, the English language, sometimes? North East South West Never Eat Shredded Wheat. Every Good Boy Does Fine E G B D F | |
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I confess I want to hurt Anx at times.
Quite often, actually. | |
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HamsterHuey said: I confess I want to hurt Anx at times.
Quite often, actually. Me too. If I ever see him, I'm gonna fuck him up. | |
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SureThing said: HamsterHuey said: I confess I want to hurt Anx at times.
Quite often, actually. Me too. If I ever see him, I'm gonna fuck him up. some days i feel just like rocky the flying squirrel. | |
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