Jiminy said:

FunkMistress said:

"hey, this is great looking hair! is this yours, or did you buy it?"

Anx said:

with me, people have a tendency to interrupt me while i'm in the midst of eating. i mean, they'll stroll up and try to start up a conversation with me and shit...it's like "I KNOW YOU SEE ME FEEDING MY FACE, twitpants."

we're having lunch together or something? fine, chat away.

i'm alone and eating and you wanna start blabbing to me while i eat? either wait till i'm finished or prepare for my wrath.

whatever you do don't eat a banana in front of surething
she won't let you hear the end of it

emm said:

i had a friend in college who would NOT allow us to eat bananas in front of him. if we'd try, he'd scream "OH YEAAAHHHH" and then start laughing really loudly and demonicly. it was funny FOR A WHILE.

i would stick my finger right in the middle and ask if u are going to eat that? only if i thought it looked good

emm said:

No no.
Just don't eat one and claim to be on a diet.
They're packed with fat.


Anyways Anx, I personally don't mind when people touch my food.

Anx said:

SureThing said:

bananas are packed with potassium! they may have a lot of fat, but they give you the energy to burn it off. don't go talking shit about bananas! other than the phallic thing, but there's nothing we can do about that.

SureThing said:

Nutrition Information for Bananas:
The following nutrition information is for one medium banana.
Macronutrients:
Water:88.39
Calories: 105
Protein: 1.29 g
Carbohydrates: 26.95 g
Fiber: 3.1 g
Sugars: 14.43 g
Total Fat: 0.39 g
Saturated Fat: 0.132 g
Monounsaturated Fat: 0.038 g
Polyunsaturated Fat: 0.086 g
Cholesterol: 0 mg

FunkMistress said:

Banana's are the choclate of fruit.

If someone interrupts you while you're eating and won't go away, begin speaking to them while letting piles of chewed food fall out of your mouth and onto their shoes. Or, if they are repeatedly commenting on how good your food looks, spit a mouthfull out onto your napkin and say "Oh, it is good! You should try some. Here!"

They'll go away.

WillyWonka said:

better yet: ask them to stick their hand out and say "i got something to give you." when they present their hand, give 'em some see-food.

SureThing said:

Meaning they're fucking delicious and go great with peanut butter?

I agree.

WillyWonka said:

You are the chocolate of orgers.

FunkMistress said:

I like apples w/pb.

FunkMistress said:

i've never eaten peanut butter and bananas together. just yesterday i was over at target and i saw some sorta dessert food-thing (forgot what the hell it exactly was) that was p.b. and 'nanas.

i was like "does that actually taste good?" same thing goes for fluffer-nutter sammiches.

apples with honey kick ass!

this thread's eaten too much. it hiccuped on anxy's reply.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Listen, the best and most nutritious I'm-broke-and/or-have-no-time-for-breakfast breakfast in the world consists of nothing more than a banana, a jar of peanut butter, and a spoon.

jerseykrs said:

does she know you're talking about her like that?


that's not nice either.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

You and I would make for very compatible dining companions!

FunkMistress said:

i got the spoon and the big-assed economy jar of jif in my kitchen cupboard, but no 'nanas. next week when i go grocery shopping i need to get a bunch of bananas and try that out.

FunkMistress said:

And you, madam, are the champagne.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Peanut-butter and banana sandwiches are great!

I'm the cheap Meister Brau beer of the org!

There's a guy in my office thats a total health nut. He's also severely OCD. It seems almost every time I sit down to eat lunch, he manages to pop into my office to ask me some piss-ass question about something, then winds up asking me 100 questions about what I'm eating for lunch instead. He just stands there glaring at me while I'm trying to eat. It's almost as if he's living vicariously through me as I scarf down a Chipotle fajita or something. The bad part is, he eats TONS of raw garlic every day, and it stinks the hell out of your office, making you want to barf up your lunch.

jerseykrs said:

nah, you're more like the 40-ounce of milwaukee's best.