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An asteroid to hit Earth in 2036 On April 13, 2036 (4 days before my birthday, damn it) a big asteroid may possibly hit the earth, potentially causing mayhem and destruction. Sure the scientists are downplaying it with their "facts" and "evidence" but I think it is going to mess us all up. I have decided I am not going to wait until this bleak day to prepare. I have already taken all of my money out of the bank, purchased several hundred MREs and begun construction on an asteroid shelter. I am not sure how deep I need to dig to build an effective asteroid shelter and unfortunately I think there are a lot of pipes in my yard because they told us when we bought the house that we would not be able to build an in-ground pool. I am undaunted. I am not going to let this mother take me down baby!
Kiss my ass, asteroid! Here's one of many links to this frightening story. http://www.smh.com.au/new...00417.html All good things they say never last... | |
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With my asteroid shelter being constructed, I'm going to get real popular, real quick around the Org.
Including me on an Org list every once in a while might boost your chances in making it in the "Casa de Gotta" shelter. All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: With my asteroid shelter being constructed, I'm going to get real popular, real quick around the Org.
Including me on an Org list every once in a while might boost your chances in making it in the "Casa de Gotta" shelter. Dude, ever since they announced that Anna-Nicole is going to Heaven, my last chance of ever getting her autograph is completely gone. For me, all hope is lost. | |
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meh. One in 40,000? I've got a better chance of hitting #23 on the roulette wheel
I'm off to vegas now! My Legacy
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Those asteroids can really hurt. Especially when you poop! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Those asteroids can really hurt. Especially when you poop!
That was Gotta's initial point. In these situations, one must always practice the proper preparation. In this case, it's H. | |
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If that thing does hit you might as well kiss your ass (every body elses) good bye | |
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bring on the asteroid.
All space governments and the EU have a plan to destroy an asteroid should it approach the World. Este sitio está moriendo de una maldad que no se puede ver ni comprender. | |
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I have an asteroid belt so there | |
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I hope they tell us where so I can get somewhere safe. yeah that movie made me cry. | |
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Astronomers are monitoring an asteroid named Apophis, which has a 1 in 45,000 chance of striking Earth on April 13, 2036.
1 in 45,000. 1 in 100 or 1 in 10, that's when I'll start to worry. No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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Let's see that's 29 years from now....so I'll be.....what....dead?
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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ZombieKitten said: I have an asteroid belt so there
but what you need is an asteroid hat Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Let's see that's 29 years from now....so I'll be.....what....dead?
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140 metres long, thats a baby! and 1:45000 chance? If we all farted at the right time we could push that little puppy off target.
Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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No need to give up the fags then!
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fathermcmeekle said: No need to give up the fags then!
God hates fags. | |
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Cloudbuster said: fathermcmeekle said: No need to give up the fags then!
God hates fags. Maybe that's why he sending the asteroid! Wipeout! | |
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fathermcmeekle said: Cloudbuster said: God hates fags.
Maybe that's why he sending the asteroid! Wipeout! Then leave them fags alone. | |
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Is that GMT or EST? Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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I was watching the news with a friend the other day and we realized that it was all about war, flooding, starvation and terrorism. Then we couldn't help but laugh joylessly when they finished off with "...and in other news, an asteroid might destroy the planet". | |
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PREDOMINANT said: 140 metres long, thats a baby! and 1:45000 chance? If we all farted at the right time we could push that little puppy off target.
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Asteroid...A steroid...Barry Bonds has always known hasn't he?
Barry has been trying to warn us, very subtly, for years by keeping the talk of steroids on the front page and by letting his head grow exactly 140 meters in circumference. Just a theory... [Edited 2/20/07 7:45am] All good things they say never last... | |
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45,000 to 1
....I'll have £10 it hits | |
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GottaLetitgo said: On April 13, 2036 (4 days before my birthday, damn it) a big asteroid may possibly hit the earth, potentially causing mayhem and destruction. Sure the scientists are downplaying it with their "facts" and "evidence" but I think it is going to mess us all up. I have decided I am not going to wait until this bleak day to prepare. I have already taken all of my money out of the bank, purchased several hundred MREs and begun construction on an asteroid shelter. I am not sure how deep I need to dig to build an effective asteroid shelter and unfortunately I think there are a lot of pipes in my yard because they told us when we bought the house that we would not be able to build an in-ground pool. I am undaunted. I am not going to let this mother take me down baby!
Kiss my ass, asteroid! Here's one of many links to this frightening story. http://www.smh.com.au/new...00417.html i like your thinking! you are right, this is a huge threat to earth, and the american way of life. but, i think if we all cooperate we can scare the asteroid away from planet earth. all we need is a giant poster of a giant spider, big enough to cover the planet and then, when that asteroid comes close enough to see that it is about to crash into a giant space spider it will swerve away and continue harmlessly off into the stars. | |
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XxAxX said: GottaLetitgo said: On April 13, 2036 (4 days before my birthday, damn it) a big asteroid may possibly hit the earth, potentially causing mayhem and destruction. Sure the scientists are downplaying it with their "facts" and "evidence" but I think it is going to mess us all up. I have decided I am not going to wait until this bleak day to prepare. I have already taken all of my money out of the bank, purchased several hundred MREs and begun construction on an asteroid shelter. I am not sure how deep I need to dig to build an effective asteroid shelter and unfortunately I think there are a lot of pipes in my yard because they told us when we bought the house that we would not be able to build an in-ground pool. I am undaunted. I am not going to let this mother take me down baby!
Kiss my ass, asteroid! Here's one of many links to this frightening story. http://www.smh.com.au/new...00417.html i like your thinking! you are right, this is a huge threat to earth, and the american way of life. but, i think if we all cooperate we can scare the asteroid away from planet earth. all we need is a giant poster of a giant spider, big enough to cover the planet and then, when that asteroid comes close enough to see that it is about to crash into a giant space spider it will swerve away and continue harmlessly off into the stars. As always, you are a revolutionary of profound insight. Everybody, even asteroids, is afraid of spiders. Here is one that scares the hell out of me. All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: XxAxX said: i like your thinking! you are right, this is a huge threat to earth, and the american way of life. but, i think if we all cooperate we can scare the asteroid away from planet earth. all we need is a giant poster of a giant spider, big enough to cover the planet and then, when that asteroid comes close enough to see that it is about to crash into a giant space spider it will swerve away and continue harmlessly off into the stars. As always, you are a revolutionary of profound insight. Everybody, even asteroids, is afraid of spiders. Here is one that scares the hell out of me. actually, the spider doesn't scare me. i think it's the hat but this one is scary. and, it's real. this picture is entitled "giant spider in giant bamboo" | |
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