Fuck off

you forgot to call me yesterday like you'd promised.

1. See? You're ok. No need to worry anymore.

2. Girl, Thailand is still trying to kill you. Please take care of yourself and stop working when you are so sick!

3. Didn't talk to you this weekend and I actually miss you. This is not good.

4. You're gonna get so hurt by her and when you do...I am not gonna be there for you...or at least, I better not allow myself to be.

JustErin said:

You have a friend in Thailand?

i'm sorry.....i love you and miss you.




i never meant to hurt you.

get that tv crew out of my goddamn apartment. i didn't consent to this (thanks for not letting me know BEFORE they got here!); and i can't fathom WHY they're so interested in you two. fuck off and die, now, please.

evenstar3 said:

That's DOOM!

Fauxie said:

My friend was there on business (she set up a spay neuter clinic for the locals' pets) and took really ill a few days after arriving. Now she has blood clots in the arm that she had the catheter in.

Fauxie said:

i'm so about to DOOM some faces off.

JustErin said:

Oh.

Thailand is killing me too.

No, seriously.

I'm thinking about jacking it all in.

evenstar3 said:

DOOM all over my face!

Fauxie said:

i think you need spooky for that.

evenstar3 said:

I regretted that post the second I made it, but was too lazy to go back.

Fauxie said:

it's alright, you know he's down for that kinda thing.

evenstar3 said:

Which is why it's not alright!!!

Fauxie said:

i'm sure he won't force you. not completely sure, but it's something at least.

evenstar3 said:

I don't doubt he'd try, but I've seen his emo pics with his knees angled in like some anime schoolgirl. I may be built like a chopstick but all the emo music in the world won't give that boy enough rage to do anything more than slap lamely at my arm and try to smear his black lipstick on my face.

Fauxie said:

but it's so hot when he smudges his lipstick all up!

evenstar3 said:

It's certainly got one of his teachers all hot and bothered.

Fauxie said:

that's 'cause he's so shameless about it.

evenstar3 said:

adorable teenage pseudo-anger meets genuine desperation and sexual despair

Fauxie said:

he's going to kill us if he reads this.

evenstar3 said:

Have you been paying attention at all during our conversation?

Let me do the talking. You bring a few wet wipes.

I really miss you. Sometimes I dream of coming home but I wont give up. Lots of love, me xx

Fauxie said:

gotcha.

do you have any friggin idea how annoyed i am by you two right now??? do you??

age maybe isn't SUPPOSED to be an issue, but irresponsibility is. don't waste money on crap you don't need when you have URGENT bills to pay..... like your INSURANCE!! and then the claim. i am actually ashamed of you now.

1) have you fallen off the face of the earth, brotha? where'd you go?

2) you better call me tomorrow...i'ma have my phone on me all day. if you don't call me by 1 pm, i'ma call you. hopefully you haven't gotten that stomach flu again, that don't sound nice at all.

3) i'ma be coming home late. i gotta get you some kitty litter.

I love you, I love you, I love you!

I tell you that a hundred times a day...but I simply can not say it enough.

hello my name is eraclito, you can call me Lito everybody else does.

now respond to me mofo

You not only wanted me to sleep with your wife, you want to sleep with me too apparently.