Which one is better... a Porsche 911 turbo or the phone number, 911?

You can get superficial women to come to your house with a Porsche 911 and you can get the police to come to your house with 911...

Which is better and why?

Discuss:

Everyone wants to be a comedian eh!

in bad taste but here's my answer...I'd rather have the car bcause the police r never welcome at my house carrying leagalized gangsters that they r...

God forbid, not another 9/11 thread...I'm seeing anarchy already!

I care not for superficial women and in Detroit the police never come when you call 911, so I prefer the song "911 is a Joke" by Public Enemy...

mediadarling said:

Ahem... this has nothing to do with the eleventh day of the ninth month of the year.

i figure with the porsche 911 i could outrun the cops if someone else called 911. But, if i called 911, i probably couldn't outrun the police on my scooter--unless i was stealing a porsche 911.
But i'd get caught stealing a Fiero instead cuz it was dark out and they're both small care--but the engine would stall-cuz the Fiero is a piece of shit.

Although, who would call 911 if you stole their Fiero? Anyone owning a Fiero would get full replacement insurance on a Fiero, let the crap get stolen, get the insurance $ and buy something else--like a used '82 Pinto, cuz the Fiero aint worth squat.

So i'd probably stick with stealing a scooter with a 911 sticker and outrunning the little brat i stole it from.
"Gimme back my scooter!"
"Fuck off kid, i'm saving prison time".

As some1 said, bad taste. People trynna gain social popularity based on a tragedy. Pathetic.

ANYway, mrchristian, I love the Prince quote in ur sig. It makes me wonder what he could do if that was true.


Amazing.

Nep2nes said:

Oooh... I would hate to offend you, Neppy.

And... although you desire social popularity so very much, it doesn't matter to me... don't you think that I knew that this might offend some people? If so, don't you think that I must not have been too worried about "social popularity" when I posted it?

Try a little logic, little girl.

AprilMichelle said:

never welcome at your house huh? I hope you never have to eat your words.

I prefer the British boy band 911. The music was crap but one of them was worth a fuck!

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[This message was edited Wed Sep 11 11:35:17 PDT 2002 by NuPwrSoul]

NuPwrSoul said:

hmm...wasn't such a good thing to say? I dunno...just wondering