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Splonkees Basically, Splonkees are traditional poems from Europe that include only letters of the alphabet (numerics are no good), optional references to genitals and at least one emoticon per line. Basically, they're like haiku in so far as they're a load of pretentious crap.
Let's hear your Splonkees on any subject at all. Here's my effort. This is about Lost, the TV show. 'People stranded Island of loneliness and viewing figures Bullshit like one-eyed-banjo that people will get bored of My life's worth more. What's on the other channel, hopefully dangly bits?' | |
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Many fish swim here
They procreate with their genitals After the storm they discuss Plato and eat grapes Oh if only they had legs, i would marry them | |
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Nintendo Wii
'Swing your handset Games with new meaning - clitoris has new meaning too! Geeks have weapon to encourage previous non-gamers Batteries for handset like batteries for faux cock of vinyl' | |
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Celery
it rests in my hand dip it in the sauce until its gone watch it disappear and then smile because the sun is here | |
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Ex-Moderator | LleeLlee's breaking the rules
But that's ok She's cool like that oh, and vagina [Edited 2/17/07 17:53pm] |
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Circumcision or bust
Allow entry or docking not-allowed Poem for the foreskin or lack of Anybody enjoy gherkins? | |
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Carrie came to London
And bought a pair of shoes the man in the rain coat flashed his genitals She's coming back next year to buy the other one | |
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LleeLlee said: Carrie came to London
And bought a pair of shoes the man in the rain coat flashed his genitals She's coming back next year to buy the other one LleeLlee understood not the concept of at least one emoticon per line and her stinks. | |
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Girl, Interrupted on TV other night Winona mighty cute , layered performance Angelina Jolie chewing scenery Crazy, one-dimensional characters easy to portray Flick better than remembered Stiffy. | |
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LleeLlee said: Many fish swim here
They procreate with their genitals After the storm they discuss Plato and eat grapes Oh if only they had legs, i would marry them | |
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Haystack said: Nintendo Wii
'Swing your handset Games with new meaning - clitoris has new meaning too! Geeks have weapon to encourage previous non-gamers Batteries for handset like batteries for faux cock of vinyl' I miss you truely! However, that was shite! | |
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CarrieMpls said: LleeLlee's breaking the rules
But that's ok She's cool like that oh, and vagina [Edited 2/17/07 17:53pm] Desperate toss in of genitalia but acceptable! | |
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Haystack said: Circumcision or bust
Allow entry or docking not-allowed Poem for the foreskin or lack of Anybody enjoy gherkins? Ok well, here you had me righttttt up until you tossed in a gherkin.... quite small and well, insignificant really! | |
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LleeLlee said: Carrie came to London
And bought a pair of shoes the man in the rain coat flashed his genitals She's coming back next year to buy the other one It works! | |
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Ace said: Girl, Interrupted on TV other night Winona mighty cute , layered performance Angelina Jolie chewing scenery Crazy, one-dimensional characters easy to portray Flick better than remembered Stiffy. SCORE 10! | |
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ok so well... I lack a gift for this so I became a critic... sue me! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: ok so well... I lack a gift for this so I became a critic... sue me!
Sue Muse, for knowledge of Splonkee no gift for said art, Spam javelin and beef curtains I yearn for lego | |
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Muse, pouty lips
Californiacation, chill pepper socks on genitals Give it away give it away now How I think of thee muse fondly | |
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LleeLlee said: Muse, pouty lips
Californiacation, chill pepper socks on genitals Give it away give it away now How I think of thee muse fondly Just beautiful, man. | |
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splonkees, mighty splonkees
until today a stranger to me now i know your name grim edit [Edited 2/18/07 9:46am] | |
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alone, in my room
thoughts of you on my mind another lovely sunday | |
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A wank
Masturbation, Bringing my self to joy. Quick one off the wrist Self abuse is the music of the damned | |
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cough and sneeze
practicing dog commands how many fire logs again? poop bags are vital on sundays | |
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Cloudbuster said: Cloudbuster is back! welcome him with open arms and other open bits | |
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He holds the door open :
and i walk through i find an eyelash on the floor that belongs to him. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: cough and sneeze
practicing dog commands how many fire logs again? poop bags are vital on sundays treasure trove of love : IrresistibleB1tch and her Ark is there room for me? [Edited 2/18/07 11:39am] | |
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Cloudbuster said: you're looking good can fly? because i'd rather eat out tonight | |
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