How hard is it to have proper bathroom etiqutte? I mean really guys your supposed to pee in the large porcelain hole...Yet this seems to baffle and confuse some people...The bathroom at my work is like a fucking zoo cage...I work with sales reps (aka people off the goddamn street) and I must just miss the monkey shit fights that go on in there cause its horrible....They need to just take the picture of the man on the restroom door off and put a monkey. Piss every damn where....shit on the toilet seats and thats if you can see the toilet seat through the carpet of pubic hair that is on the toilet.

Seriously groom your goddamn naughty jungle of love...shave that shit. I shouldnt have to mow the toilet seat like its fucking grass just to use the bathroom. Everytime I walk in the damn restroom on the floor its a combination of pubic and ass hair....I have no clue why Sasquatch decided to work for my company but he needs to use the bushes outside. Maybe your unable to grow that afro you always wanted on the top of your head so you decide to do it below the waist...or maybe your lady just enjoys running her hands through the pube puffs in your pants I don't know....

Men...I emplore you...please...PLEASE trim the vines in your jungle...and learn to piss straight...if you can't do that then at least wipe the seat after your done desecrating it.

The last thing is wash your stankin ass...I used a urinal today that smelled like homeless man who had a dead fish hanging off his dick. Why do people come to work smelling like that? People there is not any other option for me here at work or believe me I would use it...I will physically drive all the way home (and I do not live close) at lunch (just to avoid the zoo cage bathrooms here)Drive home for lunch just to use the restroom. But damnit I can't do that all the time and I must see the horrors...So please...if you work in an office and notice you are shedding like a damn cat or dog think about your co-workers and clean that shit up and groom it up. End/Rant....

first~!

Perhaps u should print out this post and put it in the bathroom

ThreadCula said:

That is a great idea...but monkeys can't read...

i hear ya buddy Sin. i hate using public restrooms. NEVER sit on the seat in there. just, don't.

in japan, there are machines that ease the crudity of rest-rooming. like there is a switch you can flip in each stall that will play music or bird calls to cover up those embarassing body noises. also, some of the finer restrooms have aromatherapy fragrance dispensers.

btw, your cleaning crew should be addressing that mess. i'd bring it to the atteniont of building management if it isn't taken care of.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

It is rather poetic isn't it?

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

That would be so much better than this place...its the people...these are some of the nastiest fucks you will ever meet...In and out of the restrooms...And the cleaning crew do what they can but I work with over 300 people in this building alone..and all reps and all practically off the street. Besides a cleaning crew is not equipped to clean after zoo monkeys...

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2the9s said:

2the9s said:

i believe this stems from never having to clean a toilet

solution... when old enough make that one of your kid's chores sin!
don't you think if men had to clean it they wouldn't be so damn nasty?

last week they made a company wide announcement asking employees to refrain from flushing their underwear down the toilet. apparently, this causes the toilet to overflow.

OK, after you grunt and get the first sections of your colon cleansed, do a damn courtesy flush for the smell....if you have to do several courtesy flushes, please do.... then finish your project. Now wipe your behind, but don't use half or three quarters of a roll and try to flush it ALL down that goose neck. It won't work, friends. Wipe some then flush that first and wipe some more then flush that. This just takes a little extra time.
My other pet peeve. Women who think tampons can go down the stool. Wrap that shit up in toilet paper and put in a dispenser. White Sewer Rats clog toilets AND sewer lines. Roto Rooter is expensive and they might have to eel 80-100 feet out in the line just to bust through your nasty cotton cootchy swabs.

Place a toilet brush next to toilet along with some bowl cleaner. Place a can of Lysol disinfectant spray and air freshener on the back of toilet with a dispenser for paper towels and a sign that reads: Please keep toilet seat and bowl clean.



Sometimes at urinals when you flop Jim and the Twins out to do #1 the hairs just fall off. Cleaning products and utensils could be there and a sign that reads: Please clean your chia pets off the urinals.

look, i only ask ONE thing from people sharing men's rooms at work:

FLUSH THE DAMN TOILET WHEN YOU'RE DONE!

i don't mind wiping off the seat before i go...in fact, i always do that, even if the seat looks perfectly clean. there are a lot of things i can deal with. but if you can't find the wherewithal to flush a damn toilet when you're done pooping in it, your skanky ass should still be in pampers.

FLUSH. THE. TOILET. it's not difficult. i swear.

oh, and another thing. when i'm in the bathroom doing my business, DON'T FREAKIN TALK TO ME. that's just creepy. when i'm defecating, i really don't want to chit chat. seriously. that's just weird.

ok, i want to know one thing.... i can understand how a MAN could dribble all over the place, but can you tell me how a woman can get drops of piss all over the toilet seat? i mean, seriously? do some woman just hover above the seat and shake back and forth? it's disgusting!!!

mistermcgee said:

i was guilty of this until i had to have my own roto rooter guy out in my new house. i had only been here a couple of months and the previous owner was a man so i couldn't blame it on anyone but myself lol. whereas i question your choice of descriptives i think this is just a message that needs to get out. don't flush them ladies!

emm said:

my descriptives? and what are we not supposed to flush?

mistermcgee's descriptives... i was responding to his post not yours fantasy

emm said:

i really need to pay more attention. i was totally confused!!

I used a urinal today that smelled like homeless man who had a dead fish hanging off his dick




oh my

It sounds as if you work at a public school. Thank heavenly Moses that they have staff restrooms where I work cause the boys restroom smells like a combination of axe body spray, dookie, and rotten creamed corn and has graffiti all up in the piece!