I rhyme.

Anyways. Those pics you's always post of her. The sexy little ones of her in the apron.....

I'm convinced their touched up.

In her show her gut is always hanging over her jeans.

WTF?

i can't stand watching her cook with her bare hands. she should wear gloves.

Anx said:

And do crunches.

And invest in a garbage can.

Anx said:

I notice a lot of TV chefs are touching raw chicken and spreading the yuck all over the place--scary! I'm okay with the bare hands, but wash them after you touch chicken!

NDRU said:

i just keep thinking of what else rachel ray must handle with those talons of hers.

Rachel Ray is like a blowfish. If you watch some of those 30 Minute Meal marathons they show on FoodTV, one show she's huge, and the next she's thin. Granted the episodes are all from different years, but it's still silly. On her cookbooks, they airbrush her face within an inch of her life.

I noticed she's not really skinny, though too.

maybe she prepared for several weeks before the photo shoot. Just a few weeks can make a big difference, especially if you're in decent shape to begin with.

But they're definitely touched up. Even Victorias Secret is touched up. Some are even drooled on.

she reminds me of the pregnant girls in def leppard t-shirts i went to high school with, only not as cool and probably not as good in a catfight.
[Edited 2/14/07 12:03pm]

SureThing said:

And like Paula Dean is the cover girl for Weight Watchers





Rachel Ray airbrushed edit.
[Edited 2/14/07 12:40pm]

Her job is FOOD.

Why should she look anorexic?

She looks the kind of girl that whom, if I asked her to make me a sandwich right after sex,
she'd say "How high?"

She turns me on so friggin' much.

Anx said:

And this...

haters wanna hate

FunkMistress said:

Skinny cooks can't be trusted

PurpleRighteous1 said:

yeah you're right about that, but I think the question is, can her sexy pics be trusted?

jerseykrs said:

i can't help but hate her! if she and i were the last people on earth, i'd move to haiti just so i could hate her more!

god that was a stupid joke
[Edited 2/14/07 18:19pm]

Anx said:

But I felt the hate from it...that part of it worked!


I hate her too...and I'd also become Haitian.

Anx said:

please tell me you didn't edit just to put that superfluous sentence in there

applekisses said:

Rachel Ray is about vagina. Her vagina.

Anx said:

Damn, I mis-read 'cook' for a second and thought this a waaay other thread.

Anx said:

I'm so glad YOU said it.

jerseykrs said:

I laughed....

FunkMistress said:

Who said she should look anorexic?


I said her pics look touched up.

Lemme find the ones I'm talkin about.

If ya watch her show, that is NOT her stomach.

Anx said:

O
M
G

Now go watch her show. Her guts hanging over her pants.

SureThing said:

I don't even know who she is, but you're funny to me tonight.

SureThing said:

mrdespues said:

Wow. You even AGREED with me over on that other thread. It's alt world.


I LIKE rachel Ray, but she shouldn't be goin' around acting like thats her actual stomach.