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PrintableJustErin said: Most dudes STILL would have boned her.
You call yourself a man??   He gave it a try by kissing her, at least, even though he was already disgusted with her.
can you imagine? she burped when he kissed her, what else might he have expected if he'd taken it farther? My Legacy
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NDRU said: JustErin said: Most dudes STILL would have boned her.
You call yourself a man?? He gave it a try by kissing her, at least, even though he was already disgusted with her.
can you imagine? she burped when he kissed her, what else might he have expected if he'd taken it farther? Whatever, he still would have gotten some. It's not like guys actually have standards or anything. | |
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JustErin said: NDRU said: He gave it a try by kissing her, at least, even though he was already disgusted with her.
can you imagine? she burped when he kissed her, what else might he have expected if he'd taken it farther? Whatever, he still would have gotten some. It's not like guys actually have standards or anything. so true.  especially karma. he'll bone anything
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JustErin said: NDRU said: He gave it a try by kissing her, at least, even though he was already disgusted with her.
can you imagine? she burped when he kissed her, what else might he have expected if he'd taken it farther? Whatever, he still would have gotten some. It's not like guys actually have standards or anything. Oh, we have standards, we just don't live up to them very often! My Legacy
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karmatornado said: But I,m a man and desperate for loving, so I kiss her and she burps as we're kissing. My shit shrivels quicker than a rasin in the sun and I go home. Terrible!
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Did she look like this?
Cause she be likin' some skrimps! | |
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mistermcgee said: Did she look like this?
Cause she be likin' some skrimps! LMAOOOO!!!!
Thats exactly how I pictured her "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: mistermcgee said: Did she look like this?
Cause she be likin' some skrimps! LMAOOOO!!!!
Thats exactly how I pictured her Oh God. TO THIS DAY I can't look at Jamie Foxx without thinking of Wanda. | |
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mistermcgee said: Did she look like this?
Cause she be likin' some skrimps!
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learn a lesson here...1st date = not more than $50...3rd date = $120...this beast would not have made it to the end of the date with me...
so what eventually happened to the tip? | |
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applekisses said: mistermcgee said: Did she look like this?
Cause she be likin' some skrimps!
"I gotchu" "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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applekisses said: mistermcgee said: Did she look like this?
Cause she be likin' some skrimps!
"I gotchu" I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 | |
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shellyevon said: Blind dates are not good. Yes I am beginning to realize this! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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littlemissG said: Who set up with this queen of charm and class?
my friend wife! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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JustErin said: Most dudes STILL would have boned her.
You call yourself a man?? Yes I do despite what you think, sometimes even a desperate man has to draw the line in the sand! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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actionthisday said: superspaceboy said:  Can I date her? She sounds lovely!Was she doing this on purpose, or was she that bad? No she was just that bad! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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NDRU said: JustErin said: Most dudes STILL would have boned her.
You call yourself a man?? He gave it a try by kissing her, at least, even though he was already disgusted with her.
can you imagine? she burped when he kissed her, what else might he have expected if he'd taken it farther? Thankyou for having some kind of understanding! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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ThreadCula said: mistermcgee said: Did she look like this?
Cause she be likin' some skrimps! LMAOOOO!!!!
Thats exactly how I pictured her Come on now, I know I'm not Jersey KRS man candy, but give me some more respect then that! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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Slave2daGroove said: learn a lesson here...1st date = not more than $50...3rd date = $120...this beast would not have made it to the end of the date with me...
so what eventually happened to the tip? I force the ho to put that shit back on the table! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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Oh man, every time I've started to feel a bit low these last few days I've logged on to re-read this thread. It makes me laugh every single time, without fail. | |
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karmatornado said: littlemissG said: Who set up with this queen of charm and class?
my friend wife! I think her opinion of you isn't high. No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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Shhhiiiittt. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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retina said: Oh man, every time I've started to feel a bit low these last few days I've logged on to re-read this thread. It makes me laugh every single time, without fail.
I have done my Christianly duties of helping out a fellow man who is down! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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littlemissG said: karmatornado said: my friend wife! I think her opinion of you isn't high. But she seems to get along with me well  Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Shhhiiiittt.
Agreed! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: littlemissG said: I think her opinion of you isn't high. But she seems to get along with me well Sounds like you were set up in more ways than one. You poor man!
You should have taken her home,and pushed her out of the car and drove off after that.  J/K  | |
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