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Worst Valentines day date ever... Yesterday one of my friends set me up on a blind date. It was awful. I told her she could order anything, but I didn't think the girl would order a T - Bone steak, shrimp, an appetizer and a bottle of shianti. (i know I spelt that wrong.) Then after the 120 dollar meal, this jankity woman had the nerve to steal the tip when I went to the bathroom I noticed this and said where is the tip, she said she didn't deserve a tip cause service sucked, then I argued that its my money give her the tip, so that sucks. Then I take her back to her place and do not want to go in, but shes like walk me in. I notice that she has a tatoo on her foot, but it says mice. I'm like what the fuck is that, she says it was my ex husbands name. I say his name was mice, she said no it was micheal but it hurt too much, so I just said the call him Mike for short, but by then the artist had the mic so she decided to add an E! what an ignorant broad. But I,m a man and desperate for loving, so I kiss her and she burps as we're kissing. My shit shrivels quicker than a rasin in the sun and I go home. Terrible! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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oh man, sorry.  There is no perfect place
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OMG!!! and I thought my valentines day was bad, it does not compare to that.  | |
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Are you ok now? [Edited 2/15/07 20:52pm] I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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Paradisekiss03 said: Are you ok now?
[Edited 2/15/07 20:52pm] Yes I'm alive! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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OMG!!! I was disgusted just reading that.
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karmatornado said: Paradisekiss03 said: Are you ok now?
[Edited 2/15/07 20:52pm] Yes I'm alive! seriously chris, you have to beat whoever set you up with her!  There is no perfect place
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ThreadCula said: OMG!!! I was disgusted just reading that.
It would have been better if I would have been able to kick it with my nubian Pop Tart of love! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: ThreadCula said: OMG!!! I was disgusted just reading that.
It would have been better if I would have been able to kick it with my nubian Pop Tart of love! 
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The crazy thing is this heffer had the nerve to try and call me today to see if I had a good time! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: The crazy thing is this heffer had the nerve to try and call me today to see if I had a good time!
What did u say? "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: karmatornado said: The crazy thing is this heffer had the nerve to try and call me today to see if I had a good time!
What did u say? I said it was an interesting time. She said you wanna kick it again. I said maybe in the distant future. She got the idea. Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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mice! a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Holy shit!!! I'm so sorry!
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karmatornado said: Yesterday one of my friends set me up on a blind date. It was awful. I told her she could order anything, but I didn't think the girl would order a T - Bone steak, shrimp, an appetizer and a bottle of shianti. (i know I spelt that wrong.) Then after the 120 dollar meal, this jankity woman had the nerve to steal the tip when I went to the bathroom I noticed this and said where is the tip, she said she didn't deserve a tip cause service sucked, then I argued that its my money give her the tip, so that sucks. Then I take her back to her place and do not want to go in, but shes like walk me in. I notice that she has a tatoo on her foot, but it says mice. I'm like what the fuck is that, she says it was my ex husbands name. I say his name was mice, she said no it was micheal but it hurt too much, so I just said the call him Mike for short, but by then the artist had the mic so she decided to add an E! what an ignorant broad. But I,m a man and desperate for loving, so I kiss her and she burps as we're kissing. My shit shrivels quicker than a rasin in the sun and I go home. Terrible!
Chris man i am sorry but she sounds like one annoying broad.
Hope things pick up for you mate.
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mdiver said: karmatornado said: Yesterday one of my friends set me up on a blind date. It was awful. I told her she could order anything, but I didn't think the girl would order a T - Bone steak, shrimp, an appetizer and a bottle of shianti. (i know I spelt that wrong.) Then after the 120 dollar meal, this jankity woman had the nerve to steal the tip when I went to the bathroom I noticed this and said where is the tip, she said she didn't deserve a tip cause service sucked, then I argued that its my money give her the tip, so that sucks. Then I take her back to her place and do not want to go in, but shes like walk me in. I notice that she has a tatoo on her foot, but it says mice. I'm like what the fuck is that, she says it was my ex husbands name. I say his name was mice, she said no it was micheal but it hurt too much, so I just said the call him Mike for short, but by then the artist had the mic so she decided to add an E! what an ignorant broad. But I,m a man and desperate for loving, so I kiss her and she burps as we're kissing. My shit shrivels quicker than a rasin in the sun and I go home. Terrible!
Chris man i am sorry but she sounds like one annoying broad.
Hope things pick up for you mate.
The burp musta been the clincher i can just see you runnin for the hills well at least the burp didn't follow through  | |
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karmatornado said: Yesterday one of my friends set me up on a blind date. It was awful. I told her she could order anything, but I didn't think the girl would order a T - Bone steak, shrimp, an appetizer and a bottle of shianti. (i know I spelt that wrong.) Then after the 120 dollar meal, this jankity woman had the nerve to steal the tip when I went to the bathroom I noticed this and said where is the tip, she said she didn't deserve a tip cause service sucked, then I argued that its my money give her the tip, so that sucks. Then I take her back to her place and do not want to go in, but shes like walk me in. I notice that she has a tatoo on her foot, but it says mice. I'm like what the fuck is that, she says it was my ex husbands name. I say his name was mice, she said no it was micheal but it hurt too much, so I just said the call him Mike for short, but by then the artist had the mic so she decided to add an E! what an ignorant broad. But I,m a man and desperate for loving, so I kiss her and she burps as we're kissing. My shit shrivels quicker than a rasin in the sun and I go home. Terrible!
Ok at first reading that I thought you had a bottle of me...hehehe
No really Chris- I am sorry to hear about your horrible blind date. I have only been on one and I ended up marrying him...be glad you saw the light before that- really... Just remember- you deserve way better then the likes of her... | |
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damn chris, i knew i shouldn't have given you my number. 
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Your friend is a dick 'A pillow covered in all our tears' | |
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blind dates on VALENTINES DAY are an even worse idea. | |
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Who set up with this queen of charm and class? No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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omg. That tattoo!! |
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karmatornado said: But I,m a man and desperate for loving, so I kiss her and she burps as we're kissing. My shit shrivels quicker than a rasin in the sun and I go home. Terrible!
 Can I date her? She sounds lovely!Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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| mice!
oh my god, at least you got a good story out of the deal My Legacy
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Most dudes STILL would have boned her.
You call yourself a man?? | |
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superspaceboy said: karmatornado said: But I,m a man and desperate for loving, so I kiss her and she burps as we're kissing. My shit shrivels quicker than a rasin in the sun and I go home. Terrible!
Can I date her? She sounds lovely!Was she doing this on purpose, or was she that bad? 'A pillow covered in all our tears' | |
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JustErin said: Most dudes STILL would have boned her.
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karmatornado said: Yesterday one of my friends set me up on a blind date. It was awful. I told her she could order anything, but I didn't think the girl would order a T - Bone steak, shrimp, an appetizer and a bottle of shianti. (i know I spelt that wrong.) Then after the 120 dollar meal, this jankity woman had the nerve to steal the tip when I went to the bathroom I noticed this and said where is the tip, she said she didn't deserve a tip cause service sucked, then I argued that its my money give her the tip, so that sucks. Then I take her back to her place and do not want to go in, but shes like walk me in. I notice that she has a tatoo on her foot, but it says mice. I'm like what the fuck is that, she says it was my ex husbands name. I say his name was mice, she said no it was micheal but it hurt too much, so I just said the call him Mike for short, but by then the artist had the mic so she decided to add an E! what an ignorant broad. But I,m a man and desperate for loving, so I kiss her and she burps as we're kissing. My shit shrivels quicker than a rasin in the sun and I go home. Terrible!
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