I was looking at advertisements for a couple of strip clubs in out local free entertainment guide and I noticed that one was promoting the fact that they were showing wrestling on the big screen TV and another was bragging about having a full menu. Now it's been a while since I have been to a strip club but is the point of strip clubs these days something different than seeing naked people. Did I miss a meeting or something?

I'm just saying where is this big screen TV? I mean is it on the floor with the dancers or is it in a different direction so that you have your back to the strippers? I just don't get it.

I think maybe full menu should have been in quotes.

AsianPrnce777 said:

OH GOOD GRIEF!!!!!

GottaLetitgo said:

Strip clubs aren't just for T&A and lap dances.

I like to chill out on a sticky chair with an eight dollar O'Douls and watch bad 80's videos while the girls are off dancing somewhere.

i'm gay and i freaking LOVE going to strip clubs.

SureThing said:

what?

AsianPrnce777 said:

SHUT UP!

Nice av, retard.

XxAxX said:

OH GOOD GRIEF!

NDRU said:

NDRU said:

It was in all caps on the ad. I'm just thinking that if you are wanting to look for a restaurant, you're not scanning the strip joints as a possibility. "Man, I'm hungry...I'll think I'll go to Hardknockers. I hear their filet minion is exquisite."

you get a a free side of crabs with every meal.

GottaLetitgo said:

Yeah, they probably did mean food, and I'd definitely eat before I went to the club! Strip club steak

I was thinking of another sex metaphor I read on a brochure from a Thai whorehouse that my friend showed me (I'm not kidding) It must have been translated from English to Thai and back.

"Have not 'arrived' in Bankok until 'arrived' at Atami's"
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Tom said:

Today's "exotic dance" establishments are meant to be a total evening experience....gone are the days of the seedy, smelly, sticky carpet strip clubs with crack whores on stage.....in today's establishments (called oddly enough, Gentlemen's Clubs), the girls are just a part of the entertainment aesthetic.....

so get with the times.....grab a brew....gets some one dollar bills.....hike up the chair to the spot on perverts row with the best angle for wrestling viewing and enjoy yourself.....

When ordering your meal, I'd stay away from the clam chowder.

bkw said:

OOOOO!!! thats fucked up.....

...all the same, I'd avoid the extra glazed donuts for dessert.....
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reneGade20 said:

In truth it has been a very long time since I have been to a strip club. I am probably out of the loop with how things are going now. The last one I went to, a fine establishment called "Twin Peaks" (after the TV show, of course) closed down several years ago and is now a Chinese buffet. I wonder if they still have the poles there...

GottaLetitgo said:

GottaLetitgo said:

that would make the lunch buffet interesting, to say the least....

I went to a club for a bachelor party a couple of weeks ago. They were regularly cleaning the poles and even the stage, which was certainly logical. The only thing was, the girls were all going to the tops of the poles and doing moves, but that was higher than the cleaning girls could reach.

So girls, be careful up at the top of the poles. If the fall doesn't get you, the VD might!

The last time I went to a strip club, I saw what had to be the funniest shit I've ever seen....and I've seen some funny shit in strip clubs...

anyway, the headline stripper....the one that all the troops at Fort Gordon in Augusta, GA would go see....was a 4 ft tall "little" chick....complete with her own set of 6 inch platform clear stripper heels.....and the coup d' grace of her act was her doing what amounted to acrobatics on the pole...imagine if you will this wee woman shimmying up the pole...in a room full of liquored up soldiers.....

...shit still makes me LMAO!!

AsianPrnce777 said:

NDRU said:

ahhh! now I get it!

ZombieKitten said:

I posted that quote on the Engrish thread. "Arrived" I guess it kind of means the same thing?

i went to one once and couldn't stop laughing

ehuffnsd said:

I went once and couldn't stop erecting.