With me, it would be these;


On off days, I'll watch All My Children & One Life to Live.

Hard Rock(preferably early-to-mid 90s - Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Nirvana).

Tattoos

White women(built like Nina Hartley)

Internet porn


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uPtoWnNY said:

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Internet por and white women built like Nina Hartley? Leave it in P&R so some "Christian" can tell you how much you are going to Hell.

Stymie said:

Stymie, I for one will say I don't think you will ever go to hell

rodman2 said:

That is very nice of you to say...even though I don't believe there is any such thing as hell.

Stymie said:

Me niether thats why I said that

rodman2 said:

XxAxX said:

Hussy

BlackAdder7 said:

I don't think they would be surprised by anything at this point.

Stymie said:

Hell doesn't want me - I'll take it over within a week.

I don't think there's anything they would be surprised about when it comes to me, if anything it would be a surprise that anyone would be surprised.

My dad doesn't know a lot of things, but I don't think he cares enough to be surprised.

rodman2 said:

that was hilarious!

nothing suprises my family. they are too used to my odd tastes.

well, maybe the antique wooden leg i want to but here in nyc would throw them off.

i chew ice

Anx said:

and trees down near the base too.

Getting my ass kicked in le boudoir.

JustErin said:

cborgman said:

Seriously, if my mom knew...she'd die.

DR. FUCKING PHIL....I'm addicted.....I can't stand that bald fuck, but I can't tear myself away from his bullshit.....

With my newest tat, I have now graduated from being "tattooed" to getting "inked"....all of my tats have come in the past 4+ years.....

I balance my love of good rap and hip hop (Roots, Mos Def, Dead Prez, Jurassic 5, et al) with a love of good rock (NIN, Nirvana, Korn, Marilyn Manson, Pearl Jam, RHCP, et al)...

and as much as I really love my job, I truly hate it....or is it that as much as I really hate my job, I truly love it.....who knows??

You guys are my family/friends.

Ever since I discovered the internet & then the org,
I found no more reason to ever leave the house or keep in contact with anyone out there in the "real" world.

Y'all have accepted me in a way that no one else ever has before.

If anyone ever asks me (hypothetically speaking of course, since I don't ever plan on communicating with any of those soulless bastards on the outside anymore) if I believe that angels walk the Earth,
I would respond "No, they don't walk the Earth. They post on the org".


This place is a lowest-common-denominator-thinker's paradise,
ergo,
my new home.

Y'all are like the fellow org-members that I never had.
I love each and every one of you bastitches.

Illustrator said:

Dude, your voice cracked me up.

Illustrator said:

awww...

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!



welcome to the family

cborgman said:

no, the family knows about that.

JustErin said:

Oh man,
I sent that out at like 3:00 in the morning, cuz I had the flu, couldn't sleep & couldn't think of anything else to do.
I can't imagine what I said, being under a delusional fever.

Anx said:

wait... just to be clear, we are talking about actual trees and not trees as metaphor for penises, right?

I don't think there's much that would surprise them, really, from me...

Listening to 70s funk and 80s disco and Grandmaster Flash era rap even though I was born in 1980. Oh well I also like hard rock of the 80s.
Have a thing for Puerto Rican and Cuban guys that look like Jon Seda and Ricky Martin
Doesn't like bread
Shy at dancing in front of a large crowd
Doesn't want to have kids.