SureThing said:

No.

Alton Brown.

Stax said:

This is exactly what hate about her. The fake italian accent.

SureThing said:

yup, he's yum

Mach said:

I like the German/Irish expression of happiness much better, myself.

SureThing said:

I'm Irish...what's your point ?

Mach said:

Then you know how we CELEBRATE, no?

SureThing said:

I'm not part of that "We"

Mach said:

Maybe not. But its in your blood. You bleed Lager.

So what, she's chunky. All of those photos in Stuff and FHM are touched up even if you're as skinny as Paris Hilton. If you don't like what you see, turn the page or change the channel.

SureThing said:

He's good

But, THIS is my Food Network husband...


Warren Brown - host of "Sugar Rush"

applekisses said:

I'm stickin' with Michael.

Carrie Lee, what is FHM?

And she can be chubby all she wants, I don't care.

I just think it's false advertising.

FHM is a magazine like Stuff...if you look at the picture of her with the bra, skirt and turkey you'll see the logo.

False advertising is EVERYWHERE. Every magazine you look at there are touch ups. They touch up friggin Victoria Secret models...I mean COME ON!

I'm just tired of hearing people bust on girls that aren't stick figures. I also think it's disgusting that a magazine would feature a curvy woman like Rachel Ray and then touch her up and thin her out. Why bother?

CarrieLee said:

My point.

SureThing said:

You did say she needed to do crunches....just sayin'!!!

CarrieLee said:

I did.

You got me.

SureThing said:

SureThing said:

Am I missing the joke, because those pictures look like someone pasted her head on some other chick in an FHM photo spread. Did she post them on her website and say they were actually her? I'm lost

SureThing said:

oh PLEASE!!! I grew up in New Jersey, but everyone in my family says the italian foods the way you're supposed to. If I said "mot-zah-rell-a" I'd get smacked.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Oh my God. I just looked it up and she really did pose for the mag. I swear to God that first pic looks like someone took the face off of one of her books and pasted on. It looks crooked and shit. WTF?

jerseykrs said:

Thank you...I was gonna post that, but I'm sick of sticking up for Giada by myself..."Muhdonne!"

applekisses said:

fuckin fake Italians

IAintTheOne said:

jerseykrs said:

not you ya dopey fuck

IAintTheOne said:

I KNOW you ain't talking about me!

applekisses said:

now YOU should know better than that im actually hurt that you thought i was talkin about you, i was talkin about rachel jeeez

jerseykrs said:

OK, but you grew up in New Jersey. In LA, its "mot-zah-rell-a, dude."

Rachel Ray is impractical. It's a TV show. You can't make 30 minute meals. Not if you're a workin' woman with a family. Oh yeah, if you have somebody doin' all the prep work(choppin, dicin, slicin, etc. etc.) and havin' the pans, pots, dishes, and utensils ready and alligned for you. It don't work like that in the average household.
Now Paula Dean, big ol' Southern gal, is more practical and down to earth. Had it rough and sold chicken dinners to make it.....ain't that just SCRUMPTUOUS?
She loves her Michael. I'll bet she stuffs him with food and rides him right after supper every night.

I like when she eats some food and has a "Food Orgasim"

Anx said:

I don't know why this cracked me up, but it did

mistermcgee said:

I love Paula Dean. She is so funny and her food looks delicious. She was on Oprah about a week or so ago and they were just cutting up and laughing. She and Oprah were practically choking on their food. I love her mantra: "I'm your cook, not your doctor"