OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life
and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do something good each day if you try.

CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of
seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful they may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep
into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. You love to stay busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.

MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big ad round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. You always have a big smile and are happy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.

POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This stratedgy is probably not psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. You are a rare breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You are a night person and mind your own business.

CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach
to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to the living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads.

COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the melting pot of life and share their essence with psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes,
if you are Collards, stay away from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.

CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart. Catfish are never easy people to understand. You run fast. You work and play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear
surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.

GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits.
You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club.
Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and a good time. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, this serves you well. You are pure in heart.

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved
Ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear.
You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that
people will always pull over and stop for you.

BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should
be proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you?
Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're
not concerned with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another
Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky mating possibility.

i'm an arma-chittlin.

BOLL WEEVIL Most of it is true, most... I say.

catfish n grits
DAMN I'M GOOD!!!

I'm an Okra/Chitlin cusp

Catfish...

Beagle fucker

IceNine said:

Don't fuck up my thread...you could at least have said "Beaver fucker"

IceNine said:

who are you calling a beagle fucker!?

sag10 said:

Yeah... thread fucker-upper!

AzureStar said:

I was the beagle fucker last weekend when you were wearing that dog suit... remember?

sag10 said:

I'm sorry, but Heather has not dressed up in a Beaver suit yet.

get off of her thread!

AzureStar said:

I'll get off on you... again.

IceNine said:

ummm... okay!
now, really... get off of her thread!

I'm a catfish. does that make sense? you all don't understand me? why not? it's the signs, baby.

Both of you be gone!

AzureStar said:

You guys, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to seem to be a bitch about my thread. I hope this isn't a joke directed at me asking that you start a separate thread...

AnotherLoverHolenYoHead said:

I am just jacking another thread now... as well as myself... but don't tell anyone.

AnotherLoverHolenYoHead said:

Never, never Another, in fact I forgot about that and you are not a bitch...good grief I hate that word.

AnotherLoverHolenYoHead said:

I was just picking on him because he is always jacking threads...

AzureStar said:

She picks on me for jacking off too... unless she gets to watch.

So, back on topic, it says here that I am to stay away from moon pies.

Hmm, I'm a butter bean? What goes good with butter beans???

Azure do not say vanilla shakes!!

LittleRedCorvette said:

*giggle* okay I won't say Vanilla Shakes!But I bet it would!

AzureStar said:

I will eat a moon pie off of your naked ass... then again... fuck the moon pie... I will just eat your ass instead.

IceNine said:

Are you flirting with me?

AzureStar said:

Don't you think that we are a little past flirting? Does flirting end when the clothes hit the floor? If so, I am not flirting with you.

can you two keep it private.