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PrintableDiva said: Here's another one for you bkw
An Englishman, Aussie and South African are in a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun shoots, the glass to pieces and says, "In Sath Ifrika glasses are so cheap thet we don't need to drink from the same one twice". The Aussie obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says, "Well mate, in 'straaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glaass twice either." The Englishman, cool as a cucumber. Picks up his beer and drinks it throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the Australian and says, "In England we have so many f*@&ing South Africans and Australians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice" LMAO  Some people are like Slinkies...
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it them slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little while later she went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "is something wrong?" To which she replied, "there certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, "you've got mail." No Dora,this is not about you  ... | |
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purplechild25 said: logger said: It is tough being a man...
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard,thereis never any time for her. If you don't work enough,you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay,this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay,you should get off your ass and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet,it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's self-defense. If you make a decision without consulting her,you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you,she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy,that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.If you don't, you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.If you don't, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often,you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else. I did not find any of your joke funny. What type of women are you running into? That will be like me sayin that men can only think about one thing and if they don't get it then they have to find some hoe to fuck until his girl give in. Geez,will you ever get a sense of humour.This is not my observation of women I've met.Joke. | |
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purplechild25 said: I did not find any of your joke funny. What type of women are you running into? That will be like me sayin that men can only think about one thing and if they don't get it then they have to find some hoe to fuck until his girl give in. Sounds like you had some winners huh? | |
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logger said: Blonde Email
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it them slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little while later she went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "is something wrong?" To which she replied, "there certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, "you've got mail." No Dora,this is not about you ...ha... ha...thats ok.. i understand... its all about picking on the weaker species... even if is in the brain department.. | |
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This isn't a joke, but I thought it was cute:
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 6-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the construction crew, gems-in-the-rough all of them, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that theytake the dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I've been working with a crew building a house all week." My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week too?" She replied "I will if those useless sons of bitches at the lumber yard ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit." Cute! | |
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HEY..!! i am one of those lucky girls...
I feel sorry that you're one of those girls. LOGGER I do have a sense of humor, but that was not funny. Just like the joke what did the man with a 12" dick have for breakfast? well he eats the some thang every morning a nice plate of 
See me laughing HAHAHAHAHA See a sense of humor I'm BAD's FIRST BORN Baby Girl
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