Okay, today I am talking to a co-worker and she has very nice ...uh nice uh... impressive breasts. So all day I am trying not to look at them. I'm thinking "I wonder what they look like" all friggin day!!

I see her, and I'm like struggling not to look at them. I hope she did not notice this. Well, it's not the first time I've been distracted by that particular set of boobs. So I am hoping that she doesn't think I am into her in a sexual way or anything. I swear I am not. Oh my God. Okay.
. I wanted to squeeze them or something. Just to get it out of my system. lol. oh jeez. Maybe I'll ask her in the ladies room. ha!

I don't like having embarassing thoughts. I think people can see what was I thinking about.


UPDATE:
I was parked behind ol gal at work today. Leaving for the day. I wave and see her license plate. WTF?!?!

LWAYSL8

Good Goddamn.
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this thread made a bit more sense after checking your profile and noticing your gender was female.



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She notices. We always notice.

CarrieMpls said:

Yes. And if the looker is not attratctive or really old, its really annoying.

I'm totally lucky that the women in my workplace are mostly butt ugly.

Imago said:

unfortunately that does make life easier, doesn't it

I work with animals. If I squeezed them it would be morally wrong on many levels.

PreacherMan said:

What do you do?

Circus?

CarrieMpls said:

it's so true...

JustErin said:

No!

Assistant Vet.

PreacherMan said:

you can get away with cows or the occasional goat, at least

PreacherMan said:

Cool.

JustErin said:

It's alright- emergency calls are the worst. And I've seen some horrible things done to animals.

SammiJ said:

when you stare at a woman's breasts you're always taking a chance, since you can't see her eyes for that moment, and she's probably facing you.

now, the ass is fair game!

NDRU said:

SammiJ said:

hey, we're only male. It's the one ray of sunshine in this cruel life.

CarrieMpls said:

oh nooooo. Even if it's another woman looking? I don't get a pass? I'm never gonna be able to look her in the eye again. Not that I was doing that much anyway.

PreacherMan said:

I've worked in animal care as well. I know all too well.

alwayslate said:

just ask her how she gets her boobs to look so fantastic...
or what bra she wears to make them look so good -

but leave out the wanting to sqeeze them part

alwayslate said:

Don't worry. She's probably used to it.

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

amen 2 that brotha. lol. We have eyes...they were made to look. We use them. And get crucified. Well not crucified. That's actually quite horrible. But we constanly gotta watch where our pupils point...it's hard...

SammiJ said:

is it?....
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magnificentsynthesizer said:

SammiJ said:

The bahtmaster concurs. The Bahts are always good to look at

CarrieMpls said:

you noticed?... omg im so ashamed

I love boobies!

bkw said:

sooooo do iiiii

and if she said " would you like to touch em" would you? or would you pussy out

BobGeorge909 said:

when u weren't trying to make it obvious, i always knew and not just for me either!