So yanno those big ass pilate excercise balls????

Well, mine just rolls all around the house cuz I never know what to do with it.

Usually I just put it whereever my kids aren't, because I don't want them playing with it rite?

Well, after my kids got up I threw it in my room and shut the door.

Well, now I can't get the damned door open!!!

The ball is wedged btw the door an the wall!!!

WTF do I do????

call the Sch County 9-11 crisis hotline ... pretty sure they will KNOW what to do ... they get calls like this all the time from crystal meth addicts i bet ...

the best thread EVER!

LOL !

SnidelyWhiplash said:

I bet your rite.

But listen, I called them when I was locked outta my house.

They told me all they could really do is break my window for me. I said No Thanks.

Then I called them back later to come break it, and they said 'We can't do that."

They don't know what they're doin' either.

SnidelyWhiplash said:

I seriously CANNOT get it open.



I can get it open a little crack, I tried to jam the broom sick in and push the ball outta the way and I can't.

Any ideas?

Go outside and crawl through ur room window

Can you climb in your window?

Just a thought.

It's probably locked.

POP IT!

undo a wire hanger and poke at the ball until it pops!

POP IT!

Anx said:

Nooooo.

I can't climb in the window, I'm sure they're both locked.

I called my husband. That was a flop.

I'm gonna call my FIL to come over.

SureThing said:

why can't you pop it? why won't you? you can always get another ball.

can you see it from under your door? can you touch it? hold a lighter or a match to it. burn a hole in it. that's what i would do.

Anx said:

yeah..so she can burn the house down

DanceWme said:

well, yeah, but she could get into the room.

Anx said:

I would so put a knife to that ball

ThreadCula said:

that ball needs to eat some blade, i agree

So,. I'm back with the latest developments.


Heres how far I could only get the door open. The blue thing you see is the ball.











Well, I found this rod down the basement from the armoire. I RAMMED it under the door and was able to move the ball enough to fit my hand in.





Now the rod is STUCK under the door and neither the door nor rod will budge.

GET AWAY FROM THE BALL!!! NOW!!!

I'm going to seriously piss my pants




Do you have something thin enough to go under the door, and maybe move it?


Like a yard stick?

Can your son squeeze through the door and move the ball for you ?

Imago said:

Little late.

The stick is now stuck!

See pictures above.



[Edited 2/12/07 8:09am]

use the vaccume with the extensions to lift it and then toss it

Freeze it with liquid nitrogen and then shatter it like glass.

That's what the A Team would do.

how bad do you need the room? you could just say 'screw it' and then one day the ball will deflate on its own and you can be amazed by all the things in there you forgot you had.

SureThing said:

Ok great,now throw the ball outside and make sure it doesnt roll to the back door

ThreadCula said:

throw that ball into the street NOW