I'm not going to go into great detail why, but he's genuine and sweet.


It's weird how I sometimes think orgers are just these one dimensional laugh boxes that don't really do much more then tell corny jokes, but every once in a while they break out of that mold and suprise the hell out of me.

I mean suprise the ever lovin' shit out of me in this case.


Anyways I just wanted to give him some appreciation.



What other orgers have surprised you lately?

littlemissG said:

So, you are bonking him.

This explains alot.

littlemissG said:

I hear dangling his balls makes him really happy.

Does it work like that?

PS, I liked him way better when he still adored my every move, made me painting, poems and did not go on extended leaves.

Sometimes he is. Yeah.

HamsterHuey said:

Long distance, yes.

HamsterHuey said:

You know better than I.

HamsterHuey said:

You're last week's flavor, get over it.

Simple...NO HE ISN'T!

Okay, i agree he's fab. But when he sees this you know he's going to be completely intolerable.

Ashli said:

That's why I tend to be the cold and distant with him.

Ashli said:

Going to be?

littlemissG said:

So, how does this work? Does he require you to wear a Jersey mask when you webcam?

I like his new haircut! Oh and

superspaceboy said:

We need to see the haircut from the back to make that emoticon work, B.O.B.

HamsterHuey said:

Here's the rear view:

Please stop posting pics of your husband, Missy!

Imago is dirty south.



word.

Dan is a very nice person

His threads suck ass.

littlemissG said:

Xagain said:

SLUT!!

littlemissG said:

Don't hate.

Dan's incredible. He has a generous sense of humor. MAD photoshop skillz, and is an extremely nice guy. He gets this community.

It was shame I had to school him in IT the way I did.

Dan is a bitch!

However i gotta say despite the constant talk of his balls, crushing on Jers and Retina (not me that is the fucking problem!) i love him to bits and i am gonna drink his sorry ass under the table soon, Jers? You up for it too?



Bitch!

We can use these to get every drop of Dan-O-lious-ness!

Y'know,
whenever my balls itch,
I really don't actually scratch 'em.
It's more like a pinching motion that I do.
I tried once to actually scratch, but goddamn, it hurt lika a mofo!
At first I thought that it was impossible to actually 'scratch 'em, being that it's been scientifically proven that that area of the anatomy is the most sensitive part of the male body.
But then whenever I watch a baseball game, I notice that the players on the field are always scratching 'em like crazy.
I figure this has gotta be the main reason I never made it to the majors.

I preferred his Spats alter.