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Die Laughing - Hilarious Bush Quotes

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BUSH FIRES


By ALASDAIR MCKIE


Saturday, September 7, 2002 – Print Edition, Page F18

After a slightly shaky start, U.S. President George W. Bush earned widespread praise for rising to the challenge posed by the terror attacks. He displayed many traits associated with a great leader. But fine rhetoric was not among them.

"I'm not gonna fire a $2-million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt." Sept. 13, Washington, D.C.

"They misunderestimated the fact that we love a neighbour in need. They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the Commander-in-Chief too." Sept. 26, Langley, Va.

"I am here to make an announcement that, this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." Oct. 2, Arlington, Va.

"We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both." Oct. 2, Washington, D.C.

"There's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." Oct. 4, Washington, D.C.

"You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop duster that doesn't belong to you, report it." Oct. 11, Washington, D.C.

"This is not an instant gratification war." Nov. 2, Washington, D.C.

"But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." Dec. 21, Washington, D.C.

"My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because, for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times." Feb. 18, Tokyo

"I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region." March 13, Washington, D.C.

"We're a peaceful nation and moving along just right and just kind of having a time, and all of a sudden, we get attacked and now we're at war, but we're at war to keep the peace." March 13, Washington, D.C.

"The best way to fight evil is to do some good. Let me qualify that -- the best way to fight evil at home is to do some good. The best way to fight them abroad is to unleash the military." April 8, Knoxville, Tenn.

"Whether you're here by birth, or whether you're in America by choice, you contribute to the vitality of our life." May 17, Washington

"I'd rather have them sacrificing on behalf of our nation than, you know, endless hours of testimony on congressional hill." June 4, Fort Meade, Md.

"I can assure you we won't be putting money into a society which is not transparent and corrupt. And I suspect other countries won't either." July 6, Kananaskis, Alta.

"What I do believe the American people understand is that weapons of mass destruction in the hands of leaders such as Saddam Hussein are very dangerous for ourselves." Aug. 10, Waco, Tex.

"There's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country. That's my most important job. I spend a lot of time thinking about it." Aug. 23, Stockton, Calif.

"That's what distinguishes us from many other countries, that we welcome people from all walks of life. We proudly call you an American. We don't say, show us your birth certificate, how you're born, where you're born; you're American and we love you for being in America." Aug. 23, Santa Ana, Calif.

"There's no cave deep enough for America, or dark enough to hide." Aug. 29, Oklahoma City, Okla.
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Reply #1 posted 09/10/02 9:36am

JediMaster

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ROTFLMAO!!! lol

Too funny! Dan Quayle can now rest easy that he isn't the dumbest politician on the planet anymore!
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)
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Reply #2 posted 09/10/02 9:37am

SkletonKee

you know..theres so many wonderful bush quotes..but one wonders, how many of these are actually true?
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Reply #3 posted 09/10/02 9:41am

JediMaster

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SkletonKee said:

you know..theres so many wonderful bush quotes..but one wonders, how many of these are actually true?



Unfortunately, they are almost always true. He is quickly outpacing Dan Quayle forthe dumb-ass quotes (and he had tons of them).
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)
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Reply #4 posted 09/10/02 10:15am

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Red said:

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"My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because, for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times." Feb. 18, Tokyo

he late as phuc on this one...evillol
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Reply #5 posted 09/10/02 12:02pm

subyduby

i liked the one where u said terror has to be tunr down to acceptable levles on both sides.! LMAO>
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Reply #6 posted 09/10/02 4:16pm

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"There's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country. That's my most important job. I spend a lot of time thinking about it." Aug. 23, Stockton, Calif.

now this one scares me. okay they ALL scare me. seems like georgie didn't do so well in school, not even regarding the mere basics. shouldn't our elected officials be required to have at least more than a basic education?!

damn. if you or i were *this* qualified for our jobs we'd be sacked
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Reply #7 posted 09/10/02 4:45pm

2the9s

Red said:

"But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." Dec. 21, Washington, D.C.


This one infuriates me.
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Reply #8 posted 09/10/02 4:48pm

theC

He's an IDIOT.Plain and simple.Here is my favorite from him:
The best way to fight evil is to do some good. Let me qualify that -- the best way to fight evil at home is to do some good. The best way to fight them abroad is to unleash the military." April 8, Knoxville, Tenn.

The great american double standard in all it's glory.
[This message was edited Tue Sep 10 19:26:48 PDT 2002 by theC]
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Reply #9 posted 09/10/02 7:16pm

classic77

Dubya at his finest!!
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Reply #10 posted 09/10/02 7:52pm

Aerogram

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In any other time, these quotes would have sunk Bush to a low-rating, but the press is so kind and respectful. Poor Dan Quayle got ridiculed for his spelling, but some of these quotes are far, far worse.
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Reply #11 posted 09/10/02 9:07pm

Tom

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Reply #12 posted 09/10/02 9:56pm

tommyalma

That's so funny! Especially since Clinton stuck strictly to scripted materials. More slimy actors in power, we at the org say!

Curse you edit warning!
[This message was edited Tue Sep 10 21:56:35 PDT 2002 by tommyalma]
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