Post something random...I require amusement...that is all.

watch pot never boils

blow me

ur dirty little Prince wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind

Mach said:

I said random...not baffle

IAintTheOne said:

That was hardly random...I expected that from you...

DanceWme said:

Hi my Valentine

Sinister said:

Hi sexy sin

Sinister said:

why thank you

DanceWme said:

How are you doing today honey muffin? Sweetie pie...honey dip...tenderoni...

Sinister said:

Im fine my little chocolate bar. My hershey's cookies and cream

DanceWme said:

wait...this thread is becoming predictable...I must now say or show something random....


I once went to the bathroom at work and after washing my hands and then walking back to my desk I realized I forgot to stuff my penis back into my boxers and zip my pants. It seems I walked all the way to my desk with my junk hanging out.

The good part is at least people got an idea of what I was workin with...the bad I suppose is an exposed penis at work...but im a glass half full type of guy.

Sinister said:

Did someone happen to take pics?

DanceWme said:

No but I should have known something was wrong when the pointing and looks of surprise kept happening...but since im pretty that is what usually happens How was I suppose to know the difference...

Sinister said:

THE HISTORY AND PSYCHOACTIVITY OF BUFO TOADS

Category: Neurochemistry
Term Paper Code: 912
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There are over 200 known species under the genus Bufo. These include Bufo marinus-also known as Bufo aqua, the common marine toad, native to the Amazon-and its related species: Bufo vulgaris from Europe, Bufo garganizans, from Asia; and the Colorado River toad Bufo alvarius. While these are the best known of the Bufo toads, there are also Bufo arenarum, Bufo valliceps, Bufo blombergi, Bufo quercicus, Bufo asper, Bufo fowerii, and Bufo formosus (Lyttle et al. 1993, 1996)
All Bufo toads have parotid glands on their backs. The parotid glands produce many different biologically active compounds-such as the neurotransmitters serotonin (5-hydroxy-tryptamine), epinephrine, norepinephrine, and dopamine-which vary from species to species. These glands also often produce analogs of the above neurotransmitters, most notably of serotonin (5-HT), including 5-methoxy-dimethyltryptamine (5-MeO-DMT), N-trimethyl-5-hydroxy-tryptamine (bufotenidine), dehydrobufotenine (a quaternary amine salt of bufotenine), and N,N-dimethylserotonin (bufotenine). Bufotenine is found in all Bufo species (Lyttle 1993).
Bufo toads also excrete from their parotid glands substances called bufodienolides, which are comprised of bufogenins (generally known as bufagins) and bufotoxins, which are extremely toxic cardioactive steroids. Bufogenins are a class of organic molecules that contain 24 carbon atoms in their structure, and they are biosynthesized from cholesterol, and they contain no nitrogen. Bufotoxins do contain nitrogen, however. There are five different kinds of bufotoxins: vulgarobufotoxin, cinobufotoxin, gambabufotoxin, marinobufotoxin and alvarobufotoxin (Lyttle 1993).
As stated above, the toxic venoms found in Bufo toads also consist of tryptamine bases. 5-HT and bufotenine are found in all the Bufo species. Bufo alvarius, actually, is the only known species to contain 5-MeO-DMT. Bufothionine is found in the Bufo gargarizans (Lyttle 1993).
http://sulcus.berkeley.ed.../_912.html

My thumbnail looks messed up!

orange puppies!

Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere)!!!

1. BLAMESTORMING
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

2.SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

3.ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard .

4.SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.


5. CUBE FARM : An office filled with cubicles.

6.PRAIRIE DOGGING : When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

7. MOUSE POTATO : The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

8.SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies get into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.

9.STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

10.SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

11.XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

12.IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are Annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them.

13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.



14. ADMINISPHERE : The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

15. 404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error Message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested site could not be located.

16. GENERICA : Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.

17.OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email by mistake).

18.WOOFS: Well-Off Older Folks.



19. CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm.

GottaLetitgo said:

ewww! still??

emm said:

Emm!!! how are you? How is your muffin?

Sinister said:

buttered!

lol but mister
i made a very naughty joke on your other thread
and you just left me in the dust
movin on to your new muffins

Sinister said:

emm said:

For that im sorry I did see the joke...I did miss a lot of reponses and for that im sorry...Please accept this butter for your muffin as my apology...

Yeah
Jam on it
(Yeah, yeah, we know, we know)
Huh
(Yeah, Goggles, you gonna rock it, right)
(You gonna do it down, right)
Ha-ha-ha-ha, yeah
(Hey, Cozmo, what's the name of this again)
(I forgot)
Jam on it
(Oh)
(Oh, Chilly B, get down, ho)
(Oh, oh, here comes Cozmo)
(Ho)
(We get to say wikki-wikki-wikki again)

Wikki-wikki-wikki-wikki
(Shut up)
Wikki-wikki-wikki-wikki

Three words to the whack, step yourself back
Just gettin' down, and you then you're givin' no slack
Like a Burger King with a sack of Big Macs
We're throwin' down with the radical sacks
On time, in your mind you see
You gotta boogie to your best ability
You gotta funk it up until it knocks you down
And when you're funkin' up, be sure to pass it around
Come on, let's go to work
We got what'll make your body jerk
Make you throw your hands up in the air
Shake your booty and scream, "Oh, yeah"
Cause we are the Jam On Crew
And jammin' on it is how we do the do
We'll funk you up until you boogie down
So come people check out the sound
Check out the sound, check out the sound, check out the sound, check out the

sound
Check out the sound, check out the sound, check out the sound, check out the

sound
Check out the sound

(Jam on it)

There's going to sound
They're going to get down

(Jam on it)

Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Chilly B
And I'm a surefire, full blooded bonafide house rockin' Jam-On Production MC
If you want the best, put me to the test, and I'm sure you'll soon agree
That I got no force cause I'm down by law when it comes to rockin' viciously,

you see
Cause when I was a little baby boy my mama gave me a brand new toy
Two turn tables with a mic, and I learned to rock like Dolemite
Time went by, on this God creation, I knew someday I would rock the nation
So I made up my mind just what to do and I joined with the Jam On Production

Crew
So go crazy, go crazy, don't let your body be lazy
I said don't stop the body rock till your eyesight starts to get hazy
Clean out your ears and you open your eye, if you wanna hear the music just

come alive
If you don't know how get ready to learn
Cause Cozmo's takin' his turn to burn

Take the "C" and "O" and the "Z"
Then they add "M-O" and the freaky "D"
Add a funky beat, and then what do you see
It's Cozmo D, yeah, baby, that's me
I've got the beat that's, oh, so sweet
Without me rockin' it's incomplete
So rock this, yo', rock that, yo'
Rock on and don't you dare stop
You rock this, rock that, and that's a fact
Cause the Jam On Crew will rock your body right back
Rock a steam locomo ride off the track
And give the whole wide world a funk attack
A to the beat y'all, get down
Let me rock it to the rhythm of the funk sound
From hill to hill, from sea to sea
A when Jam On's rockin' everybody (Jam on it)
Jam on it
Jam on and on, on and on it
And if you're feelin' like you wanna dance all night
They go on ahead and flaunt it
Cause jammin' on is what we do best
It's what separates us from the rest
And if you go deep, I'll cruise down for real
Let me tell what happened to the man of steel

(Said Superman had come to town to see who he could rock)
(He blew away every crew he faced until he reached our block)
(His speakers were three stories high with woofers made of steel)
(And when we boys sit outside, he said "I boom for real")
He said, "I'm faster than a speedin' bullet when I'm on the set
I don't need no fans to cool my ass, I just use my super breath
I could fly three times around the world without missin' a beat
I socialize with X-ray eyes, and ladies think it's sweet
(And then he turned his power on and the ground began to move)
(And all the buildings for miles around were swayin' to the groove)
(And just when he had fooled the crowd and swore he won the fight)
We rocked his butt with a 12 inch cut called Disco Kryptonite
Well, Superman looked up at me, he said, "You rock so naturally"
I said now that you've learned the deal, let me tell you why I'm so for real
I'm Cozmo D from outer space, I came to rock the human race
I do it right cause I can't do it wrong
That's why the whole world is singin' this song

(Jam on it) Jam on it
I said jam-j-j-jam on it
As days turn to night and night turns to day
Whatever time it is I wanna hear you say
(Jam on it) Jam on it
I said jam on-on-on, jam on it
Jam all around and upside down
And keep jammin' to the Jam On Production sound

(Jam on it) Jam on it
I said jam-j-j-jam on it
I said Jam On is the funky beat that takes control
With a sure shot boogie that'll rock your soul
(Jam on it) Jam on it
I said jam-j-j-jam on it
Get outta your seat and jam to the beat
And don't you dare stop till early mornin'

Jam on it, jam on it, jam on it, jam on it, jam on it, jam on it, jam on it,

jam on it

(Yeah, that's how you do it Cozmo)
(You were right, kid, that's the way you do it)
(Yeah, like did you see when he went in the corner)
(And he started doin' this)
(Wikki-wikki-wikki-wikki)
(Wikki-wikki-wikki-wikki)

(Ah, man, this is too funky for me)
(I'm goin' home)
(Hey, Mergatroid, let's go)
(Hey, you fellas seen my sister Mergatroid)
(She was standin' over here just a minute ago)
(Yeah, I think I saw her over there with Randy)
(He's rockin' the mic, you know)
(Diggy dang diggy dang da dang dang da diggy diggy diggy dang dang)
(Diggy dang diggy diggy)

(The beat is fresh y'all)
(Yeah, fresh)

Said don't you hear the sound
Jam On is gettin' down

Sinister said:

i have a weakness for chocolate
now... where are those photos??

emm said:

You did not get the memo? I no longer post photos They lead to Beatlemania like hysteria and unappropriate org notes of people's naughty jungles of love....

not you mini chocolate boy wonder

emm said:

Ohhhh the REALLY pretty one...we have no camera My digital camera went poop on me...I am getting one in a week or so though