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My dirty 30!!!! Sooo it's my big year, the year of the Dirty 30!! I'm throwing a huge bash at my bar and I just bought a bunch of decorations. My prized purchase is a life size blow up boyfriend with a foot long dong...you can move his arms and legs and he has a butthole and a mouth  I can't wait to see what happens with that.
I was also able to find boobie and pecker balloons, shot glasses, confetti and a pecker tiara for me to wear. I'm working on possibly getting a massive cock or boobie ice luge for shots and decorate the rest of the bar with lots of lace. The party is not until March 3rd but I need to prep early. Stay tuned for pictures, you won't want to miss them! Anyone have any other ideas? Preferably cheap ideas...and I'm talking both definitions.  | |
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Sounds like a great party!  Look forward to seeing the pictures. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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CarrieLee said: Sooo it's my big year, the year of the Dirty 30!! I'm throwing a huge bash at my bar and I just bought a bunch of decorations. My prized purchase is a life size blow up boyfriend with a foot long dong...you can move his arms and legs and he has a butthole and a mouth
I can't wait to see what happens with that.
I was also able to find boobie and pecker balloons, shot glasses, confetti and a pecker tiara for me to wear. I'm working on possibly getting a massive cock or boobie ice luge for shots and decorate the rest of the bar with lots of lace. So, are you trying to say that children won't be allowed at your party?  | |
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TMPletz said: CarrieLee said: Sooo it's my big year, the year of the Dirty 30!! I'm throwing a huge bash at my bar and I just bought a bunch of decorations. My prized purchase is a life size blow up boyfriend with a foot long dong...you can move his arms and legs and he has a butthole and a mouth
I can't wait to see what happens with that.
I was also able to find boobie and pecker balloons, shot glasses, confetti and a pecker tiara for me to wear. I'm working on possibly getting a massive cock or boobie ice luge for shots and decorate the rest of the bar with lots of lace. So, are you trying to say that children won't be allowed at your party? I know, everything has to be associated with naughty bits. | |
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keeping with the pussy and dickhead theme, you should see if Manny and Papi can make an appearance. | |
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You need a pen0r cake! | |
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jerseykrs said: keeping with the pussy and dickhead theme, you should see if Manny and Papi can make an appearance.
God don't you have anything better? You can't hurt me with your baseball talk  | |
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TMPletz said: CarrieLee said: Sooo it's my big year, the year of the Dirty 30!! I'm throwing a huge bash at my bar and I just bought a bunch of decorations. My prized purchase is a life size blow up boyfriend with a foot long dong...you can move his arms and legs and he has a butthole and a mouth
I can't wait to see what happens with that.
I was also able to find boobie and pecker balloons, shot glasses, confetti and a pecker tiara for me to wear. I'm working on possibly getting a massive cock or boobie ice luge for shots and decorate the rest of the bar with lots of lace. So, are you trying to say that children won't be allowed at your party? Well it IS at a bar. This just in...boobie ice luge is a go! | |
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Sounds like a ball, Carrie! |
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CarrieMpls said:
Sounds like a ball, Carrie! Maybe even two of them.  | |
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CarrieLee said: jerseykrs said: keeping with the pussy and dickhead theme, you should see if Manny and Papi can make an appearance.
God don't you have anything better? You can't hurt me with your baseball talk I can't believe that comment went over my head the first time.
It's been a long off-season.  | |
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TMPletz said: CarrieMpls said:
Sounds like a ball, Carrie! Maybe even two of them. If I'm lucky 2 sets... | |
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sextonseven said: TMPletz said: So, are you trying to say that children won't be allowed at your party? I know, everything has to be associated with naughty bits. penis pasta for dinner! | |
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ZombieKitten said: sextonseven said: I know, everything has to be associated with naughty bits. penis pasta for dinner! With alfredo sauce, right? Not marinara? | |
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TMPletz said: ZombieKitten said: penis pasta for dinner! With alfredo sauce, right? Not marinara? it would probably have to be without sauce so you can see the shape of the pasta | |
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ZombieKitten said: TMPletz said: With alfredo sauce, right? Not marinara? it would probably have to be without sauce so you can see the shape of the pasta How about some alfredo sauce on just one end of the plate? | |
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ZombieKitten said: sextonseven said: I know, everything has to be associated with naughty bits. penis pasta for dinner!  Do testicles come with that? RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: ZombieKitten said: penis pasta for dinner! Do testicles come with that? Oh yeah, forgot the meatballs! | |
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TMPletz said: psychodelicide said: Do testicles come with that? Oh yeah, forgot the meatballs! Such nastiness. 
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TMPletz said: psychodelicide said: Do testicles come with that? Oh yeah, forgot the meatballs! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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sextonseven said: TMPletz said: Oh yeah, forgot the meatballs! Such nastiness.
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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CarrieLee said: jerseykrs said: keeping with the pussy and dickhead theme, you should see if Manny and Papi can make an appearance.
God don't you have anything better? You can't hurt me with your baseball talk I could have mentioned how Peyton shoved his cock in Brady's twat, but I didn't want to bring you down so close to your bday dork.  | |
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Your dirty 30. That's hot.   | |
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jerseykrs said: CarrieLee said: God don't you have anything better? You can't hurt me with your baseball talk I could have mentioned how Peyton shoved his cock in Brady's twat, but I didn't want to bring you down so close to your bday dork. Is that all you got? Puh-leeeze | |
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This just in!
I have hot TWINS that are going to be serving pink tacos! Oh it just keeps getting better and better.... | |
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CarrieLee said: This just in!
I have hot TWINS that are going to be serving pink tacos! Oh it just keeps getting better and better.... OMG! | |
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