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PrintableBobGeorge909 said: psychodelicide said: 
Here's a joke for ya: A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of crabs. A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did. Shortly before landing, she couldn't remember who gave her the package, so she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them herself ! Hope you feel better. crabs...never had 'em, never will... Me neither, they sound nasty.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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how can you tell a boy pancake from a girl pancake? | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: how can you tell a boy pancake from a girl pancake?
u tell me | |
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BobGeorge909 said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: how can you tell a boy pancake from a girl pancake?
u tell me by the way they're stacked.  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: BobGeorge909 said: u tell me by the way they're stacked.  "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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What's wrong when your mother-in-law is walking in your garden? You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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AlfofMelmak said: What's wrong when your mother-in-law is walking in your garden?
dunno, what? | |
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Okay, here's a "true" joke that I heard at this play I went to last week. (The Vertical Hour w/Bill Nighy & Julianne Moore, which I highly recommend if you're in NYC.)
So Bill's character is reading a book and Julianne's character comes in. He asks (presumably something he just read in the book), "Do you know what Richard Nixon said when he saw the Great Wall of China?" Julianne's character: "No, what did Nixon say?" Nighy's character: "Nixon said, 'That's a great wall.'" 
OMG, the audience was rolling. Priceless. The check. The string he dropped. The Mona Lisa. The musical notes taken out of a hat. The glass. The toy shotgun painting. The things he found. Therefore, everything seen–every object, that is, plus the process of looking at it–is a Duchamp. | |
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LleeLlee said: AlfofMelmak said: What's wrong when your mother-in-law is walking in your garden?
dunno, what? You missed.  You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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