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...and then she asked me to stick a whole bar of soap in her ass.... and i did.
that's all. as you were. | |
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This is exactly why people end up in the ED needing things removed from orifices. You can get it in, but how do you get it OUT. At least it wasn't a light bulb.... | |
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"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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Did she blow bubbles after?
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Did she blow bubbles after?
M How'd you know that my nickname was bubbles??? She was damn good though... | |
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BobGeorge67 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Did she blow bubbles after?
M How'd you know that my nickname was bubbles??? She was damn good though... M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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xplnyrslf said: This is exactly why people end up in the ED needing things removed from orifices. You can get it in, but how do you get it OUT. At least it wasn't a light bulb....
Soap on a rope | |
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well at least her ass was clean | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Did she blow bubbles after?
M Thats usually when Im around. | |
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Mach said: xplnyrslf said: This is exactly why people end up in the ED needing things removed from orifices. You can get it in, but how do you get it OUT. At least it wasn't a light bulb....
Soap on a rope i love you, Mach! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Mach said: Soap on a rope i love you, Mach! i KNOW | |
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Mach said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i love you, Mach! i KNOW | |
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was this before or after marilyn manson and larry bird showed up with the double dong and the bag of funyons? | |
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Did you cry when soap got into your eyes?
No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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is she zest-fully clean now? | |
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Which one won?
I mean, did her ass end up smelling like soap, or did the soap end up smelling like ass? | |
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Mach said: xplnyrslf said: This is exactly why people end up in the ED needing things removed from orifices. You can get it in, but how do you get it OUT. At least it wasn't a light bulb....
Soap on a rope Good thing. At least it's retrievable. | |
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xplnyrslf said: Mach said: Soap on a rope Good thing. At least it's retrievable. | |
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xplnyrslf said: This is exactly why people end up in the ED needing things removed from orifices. You can get it in, but how do you get it OUT. At least it wasn't a light bulb....
if it was slippery all she would have to do is squeeze really hard | |
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heyduckie said: xplnyrslf said: This is exactly why people end up in the ED needing things removed from orifices. You can get it in, but how do you get it OUT. At least it wasn't a light bulb....
if it was slippery all she would have to do is squeeze really hard Kinda like that ping-pong ball trick. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: heyduckie said: if it was slippery all she would have to do is squeeze really hard Kinda like that ping-pong ball trick. M Or taking a dump. | |
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Illustrator said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Kinda like that ping-pong ball trick. M Or taking a dump. "SPLASH" then you close your eyes real tight, because that will guarantee that the people outside of the bathroom door didn't hear a thing. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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RIP 1958-2016 Prince RIP 1947-2016 David Bowie | |
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